How do harleyfags feel knowing that their waifu has been made completely obsolete ?

How do harleyfags feel knowing that their waifu has been made completely obsolete ?

This new Punisher comic looks weird

She is literally a Harley clone though

no she's a Jewelee clone

Nobody can do clown comics right but REAL clowns

Wait if it turns out one of the Jokers is their son does that mean he's attracted to Harley because she looks like his mom?

Is it really all that strange for The Joker?

what if harley is their son?

...

Probably not.

This new bitch doesn’t do her gimmick well for fetishes. With Harley, you have the clearly phallic baseball bat/mallet gimmick to use for porn. But this chick uses extremely sharp razor wire. Imagine that slicing up your dick to ribbons.

What if Joker is a red herring and their son is Punch?

Not everything has to be about fetishes.

They're in present day DC how could their Kid be the Joker?

is it lol manhattan

if the DCU was created by manhattan, he could have made it happen somehow

Jewelee is a Harley clone

Manhattan was implied to be around during the early 1950's in the DCU so it's not out of possibility he sent the kid back in time to the 1980s of the DCU, too.

oh great now he's got time travel bullshit

i know it's beating a dead horse about missing the point of watchmen but his whole "I can see the strings" doesn't work in non-self contained narratives.

turn off your brain bro
dc is bringing promethea, tom strong and smax into the mainline dcu too
if you try to logically justify all of that you are just harming your own brain

Wait, so HOW does the mime have powers?
He's from the Watchmen universe where only Manhattan has super powers. That's kind of the whole point.

If he got his powers from being in the DC universe/ Manhattan's private wank sock, why wasn't notHarley surprised?

i dont think he has powers. i think he has an invisible gun and some invisible gadgets, like we know there are some exotic materials in the watchmen setting (like rorschach mask)

>1980s
Joker is a millennial now?

remember there are 3 jokers now?
one of them is clearly younger than the rest

>She is literally a MILF Harley

>Jokers
>attracted to Harley

>remember there are 3 jokers now?
I remembered to disregard that shit idea, yes. Just like the writers have.

If Manhattan can experience time in 4D, and he has the power to fuck with the very essence of space and matter, then time travel is not an impossibility for him.

>Jewelee is a Harley clone
Try actually reading some comics next time.

Injustice Harley is also a MILF. A MILF with an unhealthy obsession for young boys.

There are still psychics in the Watchmen verse. Part of Ozzy's plans was creating a psychic backlash so bad that all the psychics in the intelligence circles would get fucked up so bad that the governments would believe the alien attack.

>Wait, so HOW does the mime have powers?
How are people still thinking he has powers?
They made a point of going back to the locker to get his invisible weapons. They're not powers, they're just invisible weapons.

>caring about injustice

forgot pic

>copy paste harley quinn
>thinking she'll replace harley because not muh fans are retarded

It has been funny to see all these idiots fall in love with marionette but then hate harley because of some obscure reasoning

she looks just like harley and jewelee doesn't have a painted face she wears a domino mask

Why did you post a picture of retarded nu-Harley being about as obnoxious and unlikable as possible while trying to argue you don't understand why people hate her?

Is that the Cosmic Ghost Rider from the Thanos ongoing??

>she looks just like a clown
Harley quinn and The Joker were never the only clown themed supervillains in DC.

I don't know how I feel about this... I think deadpool would've made more sense given his personality, but for Frank to become a Spirit of Vengeance seems like a logical step...

Their son is gonna be a hero and fight that kid from Kings Batman who killed his parents

SMAX?!

>no reason
>post retarded socialist harley

didio said he is gonna be somehow tied with barbatos (its been retconned to be a primordial dragon-god)

Rorschach's mask isn't anything exotic, it's literally just two layers of latex with some shit stuck between them.

look up what "exotic" means

no but they are the first and only villains to look like they do
everyone else came after them

You are comparing invisible weaponry to a latex mask. Think hard about this.

lol punch and jewelee
duela dent
joker's daughter
flame dupree

For that matter Joker is the only clown themed villain in DC
Everyone else is a clone of him
So mime and marionette would be joker and harley clones because johns knows watchmen is a big universe of dc rip offs

its exotic enough for batman to comment on it. a dude who has literally seen everything

and you think marionette is a good character because?
Oh she just looks like harley quinn and that's good enough

That's just Geoff writing him as a retard. It's a clever mask but nothing special.

1. shes cute
2. shes spews no ideological glossolalia
3. shes is a traditional, married woman with a family
4. she is not a children-friendly char so they can show her being very nasty

you are confused. im talking about the comics as they are, not what you'd want them to be

Based arrogant brainlet.
I can criticize the way a comic is while accepting it at the same time

Do you think Marionnete ever cheated on Mime like how Jewelee did and how Harley did?

Everybody was waiting for geoff to handle it, and this is the first thing he's written since that was revealed, its not like they were ignoring it...if it isnt touched on now though, i guess its dead

Maybe true for the joker but both Jewlee and The Joker's daughter predate Harley.

No, Mime and Marionette would be Mr.Punch and Jewlee.

There were even several characters called Harlequin.

there are characters named harlequin that were one off villains
lets not pretend they were footnotes in DC history

>The joke is on us

she used her famous line however

yeah but they modified her look to seem Harley, in fact her costume seems based on Arkham Knight Harley. Marionnet was done to seem Harley

Her look is based of a female mime.

The point is that the idea of a clown villain is not unique to the joker or Harley quinn.

she is a copycat of Harley cause while Jewelee existed before a big part of her look today and her actual predicament is too similar to some Harley mix. Probably Jewelee wouldn't have been chosen if she weren't similar to Harley.

Johns keeps throwing details to remind people of Harley and Joker somehow.

don't be retarded user, the whole thing about mimes and clowns, the theme is a fashion for DC today cause the film with Joker and Harley gave them a hundreds of millions and they have been selling merchandise since then.

>the absolute state of harlyefags

Of course! DC and Johns didn't notice they already had a FAMOUS couple of clowns. They didn't remember and of course a mime is a different story and that stupid story about their child wasn't used in Injustice and a theory for Suicide Squad the film and absolutely not the most used idiot plot in fanfics with Joker and Harley for the last 20 years.

footnote, that the best way to illustrate it.

Let's not pretend Johns isn't a moron
He probably didn't even know harley quinn existed until suicide squad

of course joker and harley quinn aren't the original item that mime and marionette are ripping off

Its gotta be all those obscure as fuck golden and silver age characters stuck in limbo because nobody gives a shit about them right?

because the character looks just like harley quinn

nobody but an autist is gonna look at this character and say oh that's a totally original DC character right there

no one is saying those chars arent derivative, or even ripoffs
the point is that HQ's char has been so utterly fucked that a fresh copy without the bad shit is ten times better

what is going on in this thread

we are discussing if dr manhattan got her preggo right there on the spot of he did later once she was incarcerated

personally I always hated that plot of the lost baby, though the baby was a great ending for Arkham City as Paul Dini left it. We could even think about this "new" story as an alternative result of the old plot in Arkham City

>hates a stupid dumb clown girl archetype
>dress up another dumb bimbo in clown girl archetype
>acts like a stupid dumb clown girl
>autists think its amazing

This is the literal state of Sup Forums now

>geoff johns
>not using obscure golden age and silver age character.
Ok buddy

>Of course! DC and Johns didn't notice they already had a FAMOUS couple of clowns
You joke but these people forgot that Aquaman wasn't actually dead during Blackest Night

we dont hate the archetype, harlyfag
just what DC did/is doing with her, see

this character is a total rip off of harley quinn

and I wouldn't put it past johns for stealing the idea of the harley quinn pregnancy from the arkham games either since that's about as deep as he's willing to go with batman

Kek, didn't know harleyfags are this delusional

He might as well been. Johns aint afraid to straight up change continuity for something more catchy. Think of it like a forest fire.

No the character is based on Jewelee because it continues the tradition of characters in the Watchmen universe being stand ins for the Charlton characters.

We are talking about batman characters user
Cereal autismo has no concept of the joker
pretending he knows about the characters after his creation is a hard sell

I feel like Joker would have been in the 70s

They are forgetting Aquaman for this new Justice League team shakeup coming our way too.

It's almost like DC is sighing and resigning itself to the fact that Aquaman has always been shit.

Never heard "babum" used to represent getting a boner

Or maybe Aquaman is just doing his own thing? No justice will be just like Night of owl or Death or Death of the family.

Based on the fact that Jon was still wearing his speedo when he arrested Mime and Marionette I'm guessing it was the 70s.

So you plain just don't read comics.

You know I just thought about if harley has ever been pregnant and it happened in injustice too

Holy shit the literal state of Johns right now
He can't even rip off harley properly he just copied and pasted the storyline from the video games

You know its funny how he creates his rip off joker and harley and then has them search for the joker but then can't seem to write anything original for them to do but copy harley and joker

you think a hetero, young couple, producing kids is such an out of the way plot twist that it has to be stolen from a third rate elseworlds story?
are you a catmom?

>delusional

isn't that shit something tumblr says all the time?

nope, Johns is not SO retarded

strange, the posts were saying how different a mime was from a clown and how Marionette didn't have anything to do with Harley what is obviously false.

>not knowing Jewlee, the character Marionette is based on, had a prominent pregnancy arc in Suicide Squad.
I'm drowning in casuals.

no. people just pointed out that like all the watchmen chars, they are DCfied charlton analogs

They are forming multiple teams to stop IMPENDING DOOM, and Aquaman is apparently fucking off back to the ocean where he belongs.
He was never useful in the olden League
He was a useless character in Superfriends
he was the guy who hit almost as hard as Hawkgirl and threw water in JLU

Aquaman is a tenured DC character for some reason, like he was created by a small child with cancer, and the heads of DC promised on his death bed that he'd always appear in comics.

For the goddamn movie, they immediately understood how shit of a character they'd been handed, "Incredibly White Guy in his gated community, defending it from the angry Black Guy who wants to rob it", and they gave up and found a LESS shit character to base him off of.
Fucking Lobo.
They made movie Aquaman into Lobo because he's less craptacular a character.