Write a Spongebob episode that is actually worthy of the classic, pre-movie seasons

Write a Spongebob episode that is actually worthy of the classic, pre-movie seasons.

It's less about the plot and more about stuff like the calm atmosphere, non saturated colors, and moments where no one is talking or if they are it's very calm

Squidward tries to impress a rival by telling him he has a band. A few ppl from Bikini Bottom join him but it ends in a disaster. Broken and about to tell his rival he went to the concert. to squids shok his band members are already there. Squidward turns his head away from the band before they begin, assuming that the performance will be a disaster, but the band is tremendously successful, playing a rock ballad titled "Darude Sandstorm". Squilliam enters a state of shock and faints, leaving Squidward to celebrate as he leaps into the air.

Spongebob finds out that the land next to Krusty Krab is for sale, and moves his house so he can be closer to work. Squidward celebrates, Spongebob becomes a workaholic, Patrick starts to harass Squidward and tries to become his new best friend. Spongebob fucks up at work because he spends every second at Krusty Krab or comes up with new changes to the work place, Mr Krabs uses his money powers to buy Spongebobs land and kicks him out. Everything changes to normal in the end.

How about an episode where
WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK

A photo-realistic discarded fish lure is dragged to Bikini Bottom by the sea currents. It just floats around, but by always showing at the right place and moment, the lure foils some robberies and fucks up Plankton's new attempt to steal Mr. Crab's secret recipe, then Bob and Patrick play with him (they needed a third guy for a Tri-tennis game) and basically, everyone at Bikini Bottom quickly agree that this silient and mysterious newcomer is the coolest, friendliest guy ever.

The only one who can see it's just an inanimated lure is Squidward and he always drops by to remind that to everyone, but nobody believes him. At the end of the episode, Squidward, is lying on a psychologist couch talking to an unseen guys about his problems and hos frustating is to live surrounded by idiots, then the camera shows us he was talking to the lure before Squidward comments that the only thing he can agree with BB's citzens is how he (the lure) is a really cool guy, a wonderful listener and how he appreciates he is not judging him like everyone else.
The lure just stays there, immobile, then the episode ends.

No creepypastas

Squidward finds one of the steps in his house has an annoying squeak that takes a while to unsqueak. Spongebob finds out and insists on fix it overnight causing Squidward to lose sleep, and come down to see his stairs missing and scattered throughout his living room the next morning. So he grabs a ladder to get back to his bedroom after SB assures him he's found the squeak and has already started to put the stairs together.
The next morning Squidward is surprised to find the squeak is gone, but once he exits the stairwell he finds his house has been dismantled on the first floor with only the support beams being left alone. Spongebob claims he heard other noises that his house was making and wanted to fix those.

Eh, that's all I got.

these guys guest star

plankton attempts to steal the krabby parry secret formula

Spongebob get ipad

If we could write good cartoons we wouldn't be here complaining about them.

And then they stream the E3.

I really wish they would go back to this old artstyle and dial the characters back to their pre-movie personalities.

random question, but what episodes would be good to put on stage?

im thinking idoit box and the one where spongebob thinks mr krabs is a robot

Spongebob goes to the mall with his mom. He's afraid of getting separated. His mother tells him to hold onto her hand. Spongebob holds onto her hand and starts walking. He comments "now there's no way we can be separated! " the camera pans away from Spongebob and he's holding some random fish's hand "let go you little creep".

The rest of the episode writes itself.

A man is gonna kick Spongebob's butt

If you can pull off SB-129, go for that. It's ambitious but would be amazing if pulled off.

Sandy decides she wants to start "Treedome-Prime", a new tree-dome for experimentation in the middle of nowhere.

Spongebob wants to help, so we get a building montage of Treedome-Prime with all kinds of visual gags. After it all, Sandy sets up her experiments, and says "That'll do it, as long as none of 'em get disturbed, everything will go fine."

Spongebob goes to bed. Across the street, Squidward's watching public television. An informercial selling a "Solitude Clarinet" lesson series comes on. Squidward orders immediately.

He gives it a try, but each time he goes somewhere quiet, some Bikini Bottom resident screws with him in some funny way (callback references here are desired).

Eventually in his search he stumbles upon Treedome-Prime. He finds he loves its comfort and silence. He practices, adds an X to the thick calendar on the wall for day one, and goes to bed happy.

Then there are 7 X's. Then the calendar falls off the wall. Squids been in Treedome-Prime for MONTHS.

Sandy and Spongebob appear, and Squid quickly hides. Sandy's depressed the experiment is wrecked, but Squid is NOT leaving Treedome Prime. She resets the experiment, and we hear distant clarinet as Sandy and Sponge walk away.

Squid continues to play, andSponge and Sandy return months later to find it trashed again. They set it up one last time, but this time Sandy comes back in the middle of the night and catches Hermit-Squidward playing in Treedome Prime. He runs off, Sandy makes chase.

The rest of the episode is a homage to Alien, in which Sandy is trying to recapture Squidward in the tunnels beneath Treedome-Prime.

Cut to Squid's empty house. Spongebob finds the solitude clarinet instructions, and decides to give 'em a shot. He too, decides to practice at Treedome-Prime. Playing the music drives Squid into the open (He wants solitude), Sandy captures him, and the gang carry him home laughing.

Squid makes a grotesquely detailed BLECH Hermit face as he's carried off, roll credits.

thats genuinely really good, made me lol

spot on, someone please make this

Mr. Krabs decides to start a cooking class, with Spongebob and Squidward as the teachers
A flashback episode that's centred on Spongebob and Patrick's childhoods

takes me back

New Jelly in Town
>While out Jellyfishing, SpongeBob sees a plastic bag
>Mistaking it for a type of Jellyfish that he never seen before, he catches it
>SpongeBob looks through all of his Jellyfish books in his library, hoping to find out about his new friend, but to no avail
>He (alongside Patrick) go to the museum of jellyfish and show the new "Jellyfish" species to Professor Bluebottle, the museum's curator
>Bluebottle takes the plastic bag from SpongeBob and tells him that he needs to study it
>Believing that the "Jellyfish" should be in the wild, he and Patrick go to the museum at night and break the "jellyfish" out
>After all that, Spongebob releases the "jellyfish" back into the wild

I once read a Spongebob gay porn fanfiction that was funnier and more true to the characters than the show has been in a long time.

spongbob get ipad

I’m intrigued but not enough to subject myself to it.

Patrick gets a cellphone.

>spongebob and patrick have to stop chines wailers from capturing and eating pearl

>spongebob and patrick along with squidward get kidnapped by 20th century pirates who are all black

>spongebob and patrick witness the titanic and laugh as all the "funny pink things" float down onto the ocean floor,

> spongebob and patrick play with a divers dead body and use his equipment for fun


>spongebob and patrick awake cthulu and quickly scare him back into hiding because they are simply too annoying for even an elder god to grasp


assuming they even know what humans are

> “A lesson in anatomy” on AO3

It’s straight up explicit gay spongebob porn so read at your own risk.

Sounds familiar but still pretty good

They do but the scale wouldn't fit, as in you couldn't play with a diver's equipment in normal means

thats not bad

Too similar to Bubble Buddy