My Mexican friend texts me this

>My Mexican friend texts me this.
>I reply with this
BTFO

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That's pretty based, OP. Don't mind if i post this on r/TheDonald?

> (OP) (You)
>That's pretty based, OP. Don't mind if i post this on r/TheDonald?
Don't care haha

>he doesn't understand how getting rid of illegals and therefore criminals makes sense
>classic mexican

youtube.com/watch?v=RoqhfZoBLZQ

cutting their hands off, skinning their face and trying to decapitate them with a boxcutter seems to be the only way these spics learn

*tries to suppress flashbacks to this video*

haha

you're dumb

>My Mexican friend

Literally every legal mexican i know that lives here likes Donald Trump

T. Legal Mexican whos entire family voted for Trump

The rage continues. Damn. This election really has cost some of us some friends :/

Lel that's so funny xD may I show the guys at Leddit?

>upset about deportation and families being split up
>calls them beaners

Wat

"You're right, my family members aren't criminals. I'm quite proud of that, in fact!"

if they end their relationship with you over political differences they weren't really friends

xD LE

Show le gang at reddit the ebin meme, gentlesir!

thanks for making this country the shithole it is

Just some more of the message 1 of 2

2 of 2

If everyone had the attitude of "I commit crimes to help my family" society would crumble

>I'm just breaking into your house once a week to get money to feed my family
>surely you understand
this is what liberals want

That was objectively the greatest execution video of all time.

OP is she a qt? Post pic

lmao, pedro cant handle the bantz

Where can I find it? Can u post it?

They weren't her cops.

THIS

she's trying to bluepill you
she probably wants to have secks
play along. take the bluepill user.

its funny how jealous pol is at the fellas over at the donald. sucks not being a driving force in a huge campaign doesn't it

>losing pussy over politics

>Emojis
>Op replies back with a based meme
Kek

I think it's this link.

bestgore.com/execution/mexican-man-skinned-rival-narco-cartel/

>take the pill
>keep it under your tongue
>spit it out on her when you finish and unleash the red

You don't wanna see it. Honestly I don't flinch at that much, but this one was horrid. They clearly hopped him up on amphetamines first so he couldn't die as quickly

What a whore

No, pretend to take the bluepill, fuck her and then later on dump her.

Then her mom should have immigrated LEGALLY. Why the fuck is this so hard?

Did you fuck her?

>she's scared of getting deported because she commited a fucking crime

Why do they say we don't understand when we do? The law's the fucking law.

>tfw you will never become the privilege
Why even live?

'Your family chose to break the law. But keep trying to guilt me for being white because your family chose to be criminals.'

You're losing this gal as a friend regardless OP, might as well

Madman

>encourages race-mixing with illegal spics
>flag
Almost had me there.

>sucks not being a driving force in a huge campaign doesn't it
>/the_donald/

Kek

>But I remembered how you felt against Jews and all those people.
How much did you try to redpill him?

>bestgore.com/execution/mexican-man-skinned-rival-narco-cartel/
No, not that. Not even close

>Latino
>Voted for Trump
I say fuck you for not entering here legally. You're just making it harder on your children, if you decide to have any when you're illegally living in the US, and just making life for yourself generally harder.

I consider myself lucky that my family immigrated here legally. It's nice seeing all the illegal shits complaining about his presidency, even when I doubt he'll be able to do a mass deportation without getting cock blocked.

>he doesn't know who created that puppet

Fuck off jew, stop promoting race mixing.

You're next, kike.

I'm pretty sure my liberal dad is going to kick me out just because I said what Julian Assange did was not "that bad."

Never underestimate political polarization.

this is why the Sup Forums dies

Tell her, if it was illegal why did she do it?

why did she break the law knowingly?

What she did was wrong.

And thats the risk you take when you break the law.

How dare Trump want to stop "crime".

Literaly my country

This, show her a video of what illegal immigrants are truly capable of.

>Never underestimate political polarization *from the left
Fixed. The right are the kind of people that stand by their daughters after they've gotten knocked up by a nigger. The left are the kind of people who fire their employees if they catch them talking about Trump in a positive way. We've always been the more tolerant people, it's our biggest problem.

kys

She still can, actually.

I also got a (half) beaner friend, he hasn't talked to me since the election.

>I'm from Leddit I'm going to steal this for my leddit fags
Get out and don't come back

Link?

Well she just needs to regularize her situation, right? Shouldn't be that hard.

you should reach out to the person and see if you can give them a hand packing

Or redpill the shit out of her.

It's a shit test. The only reason she's talking to him this long is precisely because he's NOT compromising. Otherwise she'd hate him just like a liberal cuck is hated.

Checked

Kek, if they can't support their kid, they should go back to Mexico.

hey guys i dont know much shit about this deporting illegals but, does trump want to remove all illegal immigrants or just the ones that got into crime?

I hope you die from being set on fire at sea.

It would be highly ironic and certainly painful.

yeah, ive noticed minorities calling themselves derogatory terms alot too

i hear mexicans calling eachother beaners, asians calling eachother gooks, etc.

i think they get it from niggers calling eachother nigga

It does feel nice not to be ILLEGAL. It does feel nice not to be a CRIMINAL.

Nah he's legal. He totally believes the mass media...

>she literally responds with a novel length rant

jej

BECAUSE SHE WAS FUCKING ILLEGAL YOU FUCKING STUPID WETBACK CUNT.

>my mom was a fugitive for 20 years, always on the run from cops. im an anchor baby

i think people from the US are more butthurt about deporting mexicans than here in Mexico, people here are just making memes about learning to build walls

Chopping heads off is normal in the cultures of brown skin people

That's because mootxico is a land of banter. Chicanos and liberal whites are pussies.

no no, there shouldn't be any paper work, you should just be able to walk across the border and start living a new life!

Pretend to be blue pilled play with her vagina.

>him
>Mayra
>him
Stupid fuck.

I didn't even think of that...wow though the guy just refused to die.

Is it going to be a 50/50 project?

Why are they so scared of going back to Mexico? I mean if the spics aren't dangerous and we are all equal like the liberals claim, what's the problem with going back?

forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?3911-Shocking-Rival-Gang-Member-Flayed-Tortured-and-Throat-Slit

>sex = reproduction
HURR DURR MUH PURE WHITE RACE!
Calm the fuck down no one is getting pregnant.

Walk? You fucking racist. We should be BUSING them in!

It is nice XD

top fucking kek!!!

Never come back faggot

Rake up these karma points bro XDDDDDD

"FEELS GOOD MAN :^)"

this thread is pretty freakin epic if i do say so myself :D

>be against trump because "muh right to break the law and stay in a place ilegals are not supposed to stay at all"
>muh feelings
>"you don't understand"

Even sadder than those delusional pricks are those you eventually come across on social media that don't even live in america but fuel hatred toward trump just because they know they won't get the chance of being an illegal in America anymore.

If anything, those ilegal scumbags thst are whining like bitches should be thankful they'll just get deported instead of getting jailed and all of that.
Things would be completely different if they had done that in Australia, for instance. They would be living in some random island like Kiribati for years as a punishment for breaking the law.

Six laugh worthy texts that will make you say thank god for having laws and borders and shiiieeeeet

Does she not understand that her mom put herself in that position

That was the fucking joke you fucking retards.

"Wanna fuck?"

agreed. sad shame there are no vids of the face-chopping-off prerequisite. would love to see that. and now i shall grab a beer and put on sweet child o' mine in honor of the fine piece of cinema that we are discussing.