New oglaf

new oglaf

I don't get it.

The dialogue is edited out, i think.

oops wrong image

If you haven't seen it with the text already, will it make any sense?

And what the fuck happened to the last thread? There was no porn at all.

It took me a second to understand, but when I did, it was quite funny. Funnier than the version with text, I think.

Beekeepers use smoke to stun bees in a hive and harvest their honey. The implication here, with a single bee sitting in a chair stroking a pet gnat or something like Blofeld is that the bees are onto his game and have set up a trap, working with their muscle, a bear, another mammal known to have a fondness for their honey.

third panel makes me laugh every time.

But if the result is the honey being gone why would they care?

Favorite non-pornographic Oglaf comics?

last thread had squiggles that represented boobies and fisting a cloaca. new mod is a quaker or a mormon or a feminist or something

In other words, we have a Sup Forums mod. Gotcha.

Call me a pleb, but it is Fountain of Doubt. Still. I also like this one a lot.

You could replace it with "overly sensitive buzzkill" and cover all of those at once.
Or calling them festering cunt eruptions, that works too.

Probably the overthinking one. Pure genius.

Yeah, I'm with you. I saw the text version first butr this one works really well quiet

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I think it works better without the dialogue. But only if one knows about the whole evil genius stroking a pet trope.

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my favorite, that reaction kills me.

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>only a master of evil
I couldn't help but read that in Alec Guinness' voice

fountain of doubt and overthinking. Also Sithrak's teen poetry

So the apprentice is coming back right?

How many years since he last appeared in the comic? Is he still dead-ish?

Honestly, I doubt it. Oglaf is a bit of a mixed bag with the one-off gags, but I prefer it to the arcs. And I am pretty sure they're completely out of ideas.

I don't get it

Seagull Paladin.

20 years from now it will devolve into simple cut and paste strip with no soul.

>mermaid lesbian sex
Noice

The badger is trying to pull a con with his friend but is an awful liar. It is pretty out there and won’t be funny to you now, but the way in which the badger sucks at lying is the primary aspect of the joke.

According to the wiki, he hasn't appeared since his "funeral" and that was
> May 22, 2011
Jesus.

Has anyone ever successfully masturbated to Oglaf?

The closest I've come has been the owl lady that wants to be fed rats.

I've fapped to the Fruit Viking.

The perpetually horny spirit-lady of Winter, when she's not accidentally freezing people.

I jerked it to the lesbos in the comic about cloth that is invisible to people your into. And to the skinny blonde with the hat who does slodging.

orgasm trough anger

This is the best one.

honestly, anything with navaan has potential

>That's a tight fucking cloaca
I'm sad that there is just no way to use this in conversation.

That one is pretty much perfect.

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Old stuff was gold.

This is a recent comic though? The “Touch the urn my heart is in” is the best pick up line.

It's pretty straightforward and obvious, the text is totally superfluous

The dialogue is to help the Bond villain angle if people don’t notice the white larva thing.

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Pretty good.

>Doesn't fear retribution from the crocodile
>Immediately starts stomping on it
Kid deserved it, he was a dick.

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>And thus I was slain by a moron

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It surprises me the number of people who don't. To me it is so iconic.

Blofeld should have attained this level of cultural recognizability by now.

You could try using it the same way people say "that's good shit".
>"Have you tried the corn bread from that new coffee shop that just opened across the street?"
>"Yeah man, that was some tight fucking cloaca right there"

Thanks. I had more questions but realised I'd be overthinking a joke.

would you?

Why was the first thread nuked? There wasn't any tits in it.

what part of it, besides him being a talking animal, is the bad lier part? the jewish lawyer? because all things he says seem possible. people get cursed by warlocks or witchs all the time.

The fact that he immediately denies something and says he was set up. And he immediately contradicts his own story by stating that it wasn’t a warlock after all.

to several of the lesbian ones, i think the one with the winter-lady and the adventurer-lady who fucks her is the one i fapped to thrice or so

There were, and it was moved to /aco/

it could be the effect warlocks curse, witchs and warlocks are evil bastards, although I know some women do visit them . if a warlock would want to curse you to for example steal something, he could also make you tell the militia conradicting stuff. That is why you need a good protection talisman, if y can afford one.

Happened to my uncle once. He got caught in another mans house, because a witch cursed him to steal and be caught. she hated him and wanted him to lose face and status. thankfuly my family has a long standing tradition of shamanism and my grandfather proved that my uncle wasn't a thief, but was bewitched and the militia took her to prison.

I think as a joke it works better with dialogue.
Without dialogue it beomes something different, it becomes a story, many possible stories.
He could be a james bond type of guy and the bee queen a trap set by his arch-enemy. He could have been searching for a treasure and the bees were protecting it, it could be paart of a war between bees and humans, it could be a quest, the bee could be representing a bee union protesting against the exploiting conditions of the beekeping business.

It tells a primal story, where you fill in the blanks. They're both good.

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for some reason the thaumaturge is the oglaf woman that more tickles my fantasy

You are such a fucking tool, OP.

I imagine her with a really sexy voice.

That one with the older woman who magiced a vagina that shared sensation with hers onto a tower then tried to trick a guy into diddling it was pretty hot, bonus for them just fucking like normal in the end.

>Has anyone ever successfully masturbated to Oglaf?
You /haven't/?

The Sheela na Gig strip was pure sexual napalm, how could I resist?

Self-Awarding Trophy was also fap-worthy. The chick was like Peggy Hill, but sexy.

that one who gets off on being chased/masochism and breaks her leg

I would

Always brings the XCOM edit to mind

Kek, good one

Shit, can't find it

Yes, as long as they don't break. Bonus points if they siphon my lifeforce to become revitalized while I get mummified and we just swap back and forth like that.

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That's really sad

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Classic.

Priceless.

Also. Buy the first book. Forced to abandon a lot of your possessions but your siblings find them...

The one in the top right panel, yeah. Where to put it though.

The one with god and the banana

Explain please

Red prince is a negative petty bitch and decides to buy a pack of hounds to hunt down the fox who helped his positive brother in finding the golden bird.

Blue kid listens to the shifty talking fox and reaps an amazing reward. Red kid is butthurt and buys some foxhounds. The humor is in the implicit meaning behind red kid's purchase, and the petty reason for him doing it in the first place.

That is the second part of the comic. This is part 1

somebody needs to shoop in a boner for the labyrinth guy in the last panel

She'll find a narcissist to be happy with. Or someone so beautiful he's in her league.

ow, my feelings

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The only time I felt something in my groin when reading Oglaf.

Thats actualy super badass.

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What if you popped her head off from ramming her but she said to keep going?

>This is balls!
Why did that make me laugh