/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

>tfw to intelligent for nucanon edition 2.0

>Upcoming Releases:
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>Out This Week:
Doctor Aphra #16 (Wed 31)
The Last Jedi: DJ (Wed 31)
Forces of Destiny: Rose & Paige (Wed 31)

>Star Wars Rebels Mid-Season 4 Trailer
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>Rebels Recon: Rebel Assault
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>Star Wars: The Last Jedi Secrets Explained
youtube.com/watch?v=p09c0MXDxto

>STAR WARS: Battlefront II – The Movie (2017)
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>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
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>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny
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You faggots won't notice this
>Canon Guide:
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What is she, /swco/?

Too good for these threads.

Get her to safety before someone gives her a dick.

She's _____CUTE_____

Asking again, since, you know.
What's your favorite combat form?
Mine's Ataru.

>tfw to intelligent
>to

Watching Moulin Rouge as we speak, Sup Forums. I need pictures of Obi-Wan and Satine

Fourth for orange dick.

Mirialan.

>master race

>rare image of user

Dooku PJs deserve to be in this thread too

Pale buttcheeks > Orange buttcheeks

How about Obi-Wan and Siri you cuck?

MFW I meet Mark Hamill.

Bariss is green, not pale. Unless you mean the girl in the box from the Bounty Hunter episode, then you're right.

Makashi, senor plumber.

Well this is a Twi'lek color I've certainly never seen before.

Wiseau should direct Episode IX instead of that hack JJ.

I rather like the Supremacy.

Should have use it instead of Starkiller base.

She's blue.

Niman, but only when it's done by Sheev or Exar.

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good grief if that isnt carrie fisher 2.0

>She's blue.

More like grey brah.

me too

Jacen on nearly every NJO book was either a dead ringer for Han or Anakin as well.

Never really pictured Ventress to be the kind who'd have a worthwhile ass for some reason.

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>SSD
>BUT BIGGER
And we say canon is better why...?

Uhhh...

Because someone will cherrypick one instance of EU bullshit and claim it invalidates the whole thing.

>So Hux, how is your sex life?

I can accept that the EU had an incredibly amount of dumbshit, but canon is straight up approaching the power and size creep that the EU did.

It doesn't really look that good for whatever reason. Not Sigourney Weaver bad but not good.

It's just continuing the Star Wars tradition of making Star Destroyers, but bigger.

I feel like I'm seeing some VPL there. That said, dear god, that bare back.

imgur.com/a/jD3j
Reminder.

There was never a ship like that in the EU besides the Vong worldships, which, to be far, were supposed to be like planets and bring their entire species across the intergalactic void.

But it's fine when the EU does the same thing?

You don't get to complain about the instance in canon without acknowledging the EU instance(s) were just as bad.

>but canon is straight up approaching the power and size creep that the EU did
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Here's a better one.

Two kinds of backside. Sweet.

>B-BUT THE EU
Here he is.

World Devastators I suppose, but those were more like Operation Cinder type ships. The Eclipse was pretty crazy, but in a good way.

The shape looks wrong there.

Oh no, here come the EU generalizers.

Just take a picture of a SSD and elongate it.

Okay, I'm not googling any more, nor am I going to sift through Clone Wars episodes looking for screenshots. Just watch some Ventress episodes, she has a great butt, trust me.

Anyone from Obi-Wan’s harem is welcome, user

I don't think World Devastators were particularly big. The one thing I would compare the Supremacy to is the Star Forge, an immobile space station that took centuries to build and was partially powered by the Force.

How big is the Supremacy? Is it actually bigger than the Eclipse?

Ahsoka probably has a better butt. Bariss too. Padme for sure.

The SSD is just a regular Star Destroyer but someone lengthened it.

Eclipse is 17.5 km long. Supremacy is 60 km wide.

This and the Praetor Mk. IIs are pure ship kino

That's just fucking insane

>, which, to be far, were supposed to be like planets and bring their entire species across the intergalactic void.
Well, to be fair, the Supremacy is supposed to be a mobile command center/base of operations for the First Order. You'd know that if you'd bothered to do some basic research or read the image that was posted.

Padme definitely does. Ahsoka's butt might be a really nice shape, but I'm pretty sure Ventress' ass is much bigger. Speaking of asses, pretty much all the Nightsisters have great butts and fat thighs.

>B-BUT THE EU
>Here he is.
So only you are allowed to mention the EU?

>Oh no, here come the EU generalizers.
I'm not generalizing anything friendo.

>Death Star is 160 km wide

I'm saying that the 'just make it bigger' strategy is infesting canon just as much friendo and so you can't say it's better than the EU in that regard. I didn't say it was fine that the EU did it anywhere dumbass.

>Bigger is better

The First Order doesn't need something like that, which is a logistical nightmare, the Vong had nowhere else to live. Snoke is just an amalgamation of Nom Anor and Vergere.

Oh, sorry if it wasn't clear, I never meant to imply that bigger is better.

It's also a planet-blowing-up station, not a battleship. And the Death Star 2 is even bigger.

A ship that can be and is blown up in place of a reasonable planetary capitol is completely different than world ships because a homeworld was destroyed.

>I'm saying that the 'just make it bigger' strategy is infesting canon just as much friendo
It's really not though.

Guess I'm rewatching the Nightsister arc again.

Also, try not to think of the ass on Old Daka.

Are you implying Snoke is a vong?

Okay then, I respect your opinion. But Satele Shan has a better ass than any of the others mentioned, except maybe Padme.

>There was never a ship like that in the EU

>It's really not though.

>Snoke is a Vong
I welcome this.

He just posted the numbers that showed the Eclipse wasn't much bigger than the Executor dumbass.

Luke don't be a dick dude
Just give him a damn hug already

I'm implying they took a lot of what Snoke is from the Vong. Comes from the Unknown Regions, took over part of the Empire through subterfuge, uses a giant ship as a base, destroys worlds without hesitation, looks like a dead humanoid.

I mean, damn.

...

Kek

It looks like Palpatine has a Jedi robe on under his cloak.

>The First Order doesn't need something like that,
Source? Why wouldn't they need a mobile command center that could build multiple star destroyers, fuel itself, feed itself, and easily defend itself?

> which is a logistical nightmare,
Not really.

The Supremacy could not have been blown up, it had a whole escort fleet of Star Destroyers and it itself was armed to the teeth.

There was no fleet at the time it was chasing the Raddus that could have opposed it. The only way it was even damaged was when Holdo broke the rules of war and did a hyperspace ram with a ship big enough to cause some damage.

>The only way it was even damaged was when Holdo broke the rules of war and did a hyperspace ram with a ship big enough to cause some damage.
Lmao, then it's possible to blow it up dumbass.

That's not infesting.

>tfw they brought her white outfit from the 2003 show back

You claimed that the Supremacy could not be blown up. Holdo determined that was a lie.

Nope. Holdo had to break the rules of war(hyperspace rams are illegal) to even damage it.

Holdo didn't blow up the supremacy. She cut off a wing.

When they've done it with a clear Death Star ripoff and now a clear Executor rip off, yeah, it's infesting it, especially considering how essential Starkiller was to the plot of TFA. You can deny it all you want, but they're going for the same exact bigger is better approach.

are you two illiterate?

They knew.

>Not really a logistical nightmare
To have your capital be moving around and constantly hungering for resources and tying up ships constantly? That's a logistical nightmare. Not to mention having to meet up with it, or resupply it when it needs resupply. The only reason the Star Forge worked as a capital is because it was stationary.

>(hyperspace rams are illegal)
What is this a Pablo tweet? The absolute state of TLJ defenders?

I remember when obi wan blew up darth maul, but then he came back
Fucking potholes

>rules of war
Because the First Order totally respects those.

>The Patriarchy can't be blown up!
>Except it was but that was against the rules!

>(hyperspace rams are illegal)
What the fuck is this shit? This is terrible.

>Holdo didn't blow up the supremacy
She fucking bisected it. It blew up. The FO left it, it's gone.

>(hyperspace rams are illegal)

So what's the First Order's new toy? A Starkiller Base laser sandwiched between two Supremacy's with giant boosters on them to dodge hyperspace rams?

>(hyperspace rams are illegal)
>What the fuck is this shit? This is terrible.
I must be the only one who read this as a joke about it not surfacing anywhere else in the mainline movies.

>She fucking bisected it. It blew up. The FO left it, it's gone.
Did they? I was actually rather pleased a capital ship took a heavy blow and functioned enough to still launch a land invasion. Where did they say they abandoned it for good?

>tfw I told my Dad how Maul survived while we were watching TPM together
>mfw he said "that's fucking dumb"

>When they've done it with a clear Death Star ripoff and now a clear Executor rip off, yeah, it's infesting it,
Except it isn't, because two examples are not really infesting .Especially since the Supremacy is more than an executor rip-off.

>especially considering how essential Starkiller was to the plot of TFA.
*second half of TFA

Starkiller base was literally a non-factor until it randomly showed up and blew up Hosnian prime.

>You can deny it all you want, but they're going for the same exact bigger is better approach.
Your argument is that it's infesting it, not that they were going for that.

>To have your capital be moving around and constantly hungering for resources and tying up ships constantly? That's a logistical nightmare. Not to mention having to meet up with it, or resupply it when it needs resupply. The only reason the Star Forge worked as a capital is because it was stationary.
Please read the contents of in their entirety and then come back.

It's a Pablo tweet, and a direct statement he made in a video located in the OP.

They do, since Hux wasn't expecting what Holdo did at all

Again, it wasn't blown up.

>What the fuck is this shit? This is terrible.
What's terrible exactly?

>She fucking bisected it.
Yes

>It blew up.
Nope, only part of it did

>The FO left it, it's gone.
They didn't leave it though. Yes there was an invasion force on Crait, but the ship itself hasn't been abandoned yet.

I would love to watch Star Wars with your dad, user.

Even the EU knew to keep that to noncanon side stories and dark side illusions and shit.

Filonifiction knows no bounds.

>Especially since the Supremacy is more than an executor rip-off.

This post gets better and better.
Excellent troll post, user. 10/10

I wish I had this much energy and autism to defend LOTF with and generate guaranteed replies.

>You faggots won't notice this
op you absolute nigger

>telling somebody that Maul survived TPM in on the same tier as saying Palpatine was brought back
>Phasma's novel and comic meant fuck all
Truly, the power of "canon"