>Scientists say the earthquakes which struct across New Zealand last night indicates a strong likelihood of the Alpine fault unzipping
>Referred to as "the big one", the unzipping would result in an earthquake of magnitude 8.5-9.5.
>Such an earthquake would also likely cause severe aftershocks of magnitude 8+ across the country, especially Wellington which sits on a bear trap of fault lines.
We are actually fucked.
Good luck lil bro, we're here for you
Sorry m8. Too comfy watching you all die on TV
Post source ya cunt.
No
it will be cali
they must sink into the earth
>Alpine fault unzipping
it's dick, you mean?
You're like the first NZ poster I've seen in a year
welcome to the club
you mother fuckers were just telling Americans to come on over and how great it is if Clinton won.
>thank you Trump
F
Finally, at long last, batman returns.
fuck off we're full
If the Earthquake doesn't kill you, the Tsunami will.
Also, Alpine? As in the French or Italian Alps?
If you cause a Tsunami and wipe out Canberra, you will be greatly rewarded.
Not if Taupo goes we aren't.
Its the yellowstone of the Southern Hemisphere
The 3 major cities of the east coast of Australia would be fucked up from it.
If Mt Taupo erupts Canberra will be fucked.
God ridance kiwis.
It was good to meme with you guys.
Press "F".
full of earth quakes have fun with that, better get your ass here thru the mexican border before Trump builds his wall.
>Mt
Australians, I swear.
Pls dont kill my Aussie family up north
Here's a tip for your next life: Try not to be born in a deadly shithole.
Half of southern California is on the pacific plate.
Its a slip or sliding fault, not a thrust fault. Its moving north to Alaska, not west into the ocean.
who else /livesdirectlyaboveafaultline/
I hope your fucking island flips over and subsequently causes the west coast of America to fall. The fuck. OFF.
>Germany
>Not a deadly shithole
Fuckface, you cunts go to war with the entire planet twice and are in the process of a third attempt, you can't call anyones country a deadly shithole because they have big spiders.
Send the slimes back already, pls. Britain is uncucked and can't accept anymore "Junior Doctors".
low quality, just like your Toblerone
>implying I don't want the earthquakes
>implying I don't live in an earthquake-proof abode, away from other wall things and hills
>implying I haven't got all my equipment ready for the ensuing mad max world that's sure to come afterwards
Going to get a permit later this year, so I can start getting some "baby killing military rifles" to use, instead of all the bolt actions I've had sitting around my farm for years.
Just like those poor Krauts living in 1938 Slovakia, your digits just got Czecked
One less country to conquer.
GLOBAL KHANATE SOON
GET REKT ISLANDMONKEYS
We /thirdworldcountry/ soon
keked heartily senpai
ful unzipping in progress
her milkshake
brang me
to the yaaayaaayaaaarrrdddddddnnnnnhggghh
If doubles, Hillary, New Zealand, Cali, and Israel will sink into the sea.
Could we actually meme an earthquake strong enough to separate CA from Trumpland?
no you need to do it like this...
ISRAEL, CALIFORNIA, NEW ZEALAND AND HILLARY WILL ALL SINK INTO THE SEA TRIPS CHECKEM
There's a super volcano in NZ btw.
Let them sink.
Just Israel thanks!
Wait a minute.
Were't many americans wanting to move to NZ after Trump won?
kek
What is the fuss about? It's not comfy in NZ unless an earthquake is happening.
> live in one of few countries completely safe from nuclear Armageddon
> die in massive volcanic eruption
it's like pottery
I'll reroll for you senpai
>tfw it's a matter of time until my country gets another earthquake like in the 85
You wove your own fate tbqh
I tried searching segments of sentences from OP, this isn't quote of anything, OP just wrote it himself and you gullible idiots are lapping it up.
Especially Americans, the most retarded posters on Sup Forums.
At least you'll have millions of unemployed illegals to help with cleanup :^)
Keynesian economics my man, can't fix a window unless you break it first
Cabal is in NZ and Antarctica we bringing them down boyz.
theeventchronicle.com
Someone should update this
Cabal has fled to Antarctica and NZ we bringing them down boyz
theeventchronicle.com
>Trump wins presidency
>Just as the whole west of America plunges down into the ocean
Truly Kek is with us.
His chaos is unlimited.
OP was a mix of lies and truth.
stuff.co.nz
>We are due within the next 50 years for an 8.0 along the alpine fault
>mfw Muslim guy I went to HS with just landed in NZ to live 3 days ago after correctly predicting Trump's victory
Stay safe friend.