WHOA! HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA!

WHOA! HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA!

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-BEFORE I COULD!

How did Raimi get away with this?

christ raimi, it really was a different time

base ashy larry

I bet that guy's pretty bummed about it... But whoever stole those pizza is probably pretty happy to have them!

So whatever.

Is that Daymond John?

Oh no. Dr. Conners' class. I got so caught up in what I was doing, I forgot all about it.

>Parker! Did you deliver those pizzas?

HE’S A MENACE TO THE ENTIRE CITY

HE STINKS

and i don't like him

Guy with eight arms. Sounds hot.

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I guess the Ramones were right and Xena IS a Punk Rocker

>No, but I delivered a letter to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Holy shit, how did Raimi get away with this?

man, when I first watch spider man I had no idea who Jim was, now to think he was in spider man is so weird

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>WHOA! HE STOLE THAT JEW'S PIZZA LIKE SOME SORT OF ANTI-SEMITE! AND ALSO CALLED ME A FUCKING NIGGER!!
Raimi sure was destined for greatness back then, nowadays such artistic values wouldn't be allowed sadly.

>I'm sorry, Peter, but you're fired

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It must be one of these scenarios

>you... can’t do this to me.. I started this company. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED

>eight arms
>ten fingers in each hole

It's you that's fired, Joe, fired from pizza!

>"You'll be fired soon too. Fired in the ovens of Auschwitz!"
What the fuck Raimi, I saw this with my kids.

>tfw we never will get Bruce Campbell Mysterio

You've stuck your cock in my ass for the last time!

Nice

>where is my rent?

>It’s you who’s fired Azie! Fired from this country!
Jeez, Raimi.

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.

>For the month.

>Jim Norton played the role of "Surly Truck Driver" in Spider-Man, and Sam Rami wanted him to reprise his "he stinks and I don't like him" line in the sequel, this time talking about Doc Ock. Jim Norton was unavailable.
>we will never have a trilogy of Jim Norton cameos
Feels bad, man

>Jesus Christ, Mr. Ditkovitch. Ok, I'll pay the rent. Jesus.

DONT MESS WITH ME PETER I ONCE HIJACKED AIR FORCE ONE

Check it again DitkoBITCH, the ad said 300, for apartment plus utilities, and you didn’t fix the door. For that I give you 20, you’re lucky to get that.

fpbp

OOOHHH NNNOOO,,, DDDRRR... CCCOOONNNNNNOOORRR'''SSS CCCLLLAAASSSSSS!!!

Why do we consider Spider-Man a "hero" again? Heroes don't steal pizzas.

>fine, ok, 20. And because I'm feeling generous, I'll let you fuck my daughter

Can someone give me a quick rundown of this?

there was a Spider-Man movie released a long time ago

it was a different time

Sup Forums made a meme about Raimi hating the jews and now underage Sup Forums is spamming it.

>all-right you primitive Jewheads, listen up!

Many moons ago, someone posted a thread on Sup Forums with the "nice shirt, did your husband make it for you" line asking if it would be allowed today. From there Sup Forums spun ever grander, fouler, and more surreal memes.

>watching Walker: Texas Ranger
>the plot is that Walker teams up with a cop from moscow
>this guy shows up
>"Do zou feel luckee?"
It was a kino episode

It started here with those threads about the Bonesaw scene, specifically the crack made about his ring attire.

user, stop and think

>Walker, where is rent?

PUH-PUH-PIZZA!

I'll pay the Goddamn rent when you evict those Goddamn niggers from next door.

Back when the movies were closer to the source material.

>You give me money, but I don't evict them. That Miles kid is nice and my daughter likes him a lot.

Forgot to add pic.

Peter, remember, when you become Spider-Man, it becomes your job to fight the villain

>Even that asshole who stole my pizza?

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Almost, it was actually on Sup Forums. Everything else is right though

based

>if I flip the pizzas mr aziz will flip out
How did they get away with this one?

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At leasy we had a trilogy of Bruce Campbell being a dick to Peter.

I don't know, guys, Homecoming wasn't that bad.

is that the die cis scum girl in the background

Black extras in Cape movies thread?

>SAY JIM, THAT'S A BAAAD OUTFIT!

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It took me forever to find this again. I really get around to sorting my packrat folder full of shit since the beginning.

It wasn’t that good, either

I remember when "rape dollars" was the most incredibly funny thing you could say on internet forums following the release of these.

Right? Out of all of those, the only thing to bring an audible laugh after 12+ years is the phrase "rape dollars."

Watch it, Lee, don't let people onto the fact that the holocaust was really just you personal experiments to create your perfect phylactery.

even lucy lawless is in this movie? damn it has everything

Oh man if you don't laugh at "it's totally sick but it works every time", "time to buy some crack!: or "my doctor's retarded" your sense of humor is dead

Look out Spider-man! It's not a chimney, it's The Wall!

retarded doctor gets me every single time without fail.

He was trying hard to help him in Part 3

He was a dick in Spider-Man 2 the game though

Raimi produced Hercules/Xena

Instead, we got JOEY FUCKIN' DIAZ standing up to Doc Ock on the train.

oh shit...

Stay away from my daughter's pussy you lower class scum

also, I hate that fucking Spider-Man cocksucker and I'm gonna blow his fucking brains out because he's such a piece of shit

Hehehe a white boi, get him foolz

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>YOU WANNA RAPE HIM? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RAPE ALL OF US
It was a little much for Raimi to actually include the graphic tentacle rape of dozens of passengers, no?

Wasn't his teen daughter getting plowed by his black employee on Rescue Me?

Kek, hadn't seen this one yet.

kek

the man of spiders and Vietnam sex hut pastas will never be beaten

>WHERE YOU GOIN' SPIDERMAN?!?!
how did they get away with this?

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Ideally there'd be 10 arms, then you could include the eyes as well, but beggars can't be choosers.

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