Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "Dragon of the West"?

Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "Dragon of the West"?

*removes pants*

*puts on dress*

I'm not interested in a lengthy cock, Uncle

DID YOU JUST SAY WEST?

It's more of an oral technique, really

Was it because North, South, and East was taken already?

Yeah, its a sex move that's guaranteed to get you slapped when asking for it from a woman

Oh yeah, it was when you did that shining dragon thing with your ass.
That was whack.

No, no a "Dragon of the West" is when you fuck a woman in the ass while brewing hot tea on her back. The dragon part is when you stir the tea with your dick after climaxing, and then you both share a cup

That's just foreplay for Iroh

Underrated

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God, she really did love Zuzu didn't she?

So much it's illegal

It's not a story the White Lotus would tell you.

*puts on robe and wizard hat*

Keeping the line "it's more of a demonstration" was a better fit.

>LAUNCH ME ZUKO!
>YES, UNCLE!

underrated

The first altered line already was a demonstration though.

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>The East is burning red
>Since the Fire Nation attacked

That episode was fucking weird

Nah, sorry to break it to you but a Dragon of the West is when you’ve been locked in solitary confinement for so long that your dick becomes so swollen that you have to master chi channeling so you don’t pass out when you get hard

No, no, man, that's a 'Stone Dragon'! 'Dragon of the West' is the Fire Nation technique when yoy're moving so fast that her vagina becoming literally red-hot and when you cums inside the sperm just flashing out instantly in the form of adhesive aerosole.

A "Dragon of the West"? Oh yea I coined the term when Iroh was just a wee lad!
Its when you train your girl to queef fire so when you fuck her pointing west she gets your dick red hot, then as revenge you turn that bitch around, get her to suck you off, and the cum fire so she spits your fire cum back on your dick!

What are those idiots saying now? A what? Oh don't be stupid. I made up the Dragon of the West back in high school when I was trying to impress my date after prom. I put hot sauce on my shaft because I thought it would make things more interesting. Three shots of morphine and a hospital visit later and I never saw her again.

underated xD

Get over yourself, Doc. That’s a Zuzu Agni Kai. A Dragon of the West is when you let a shirshu paralyze everything but your crotch and let the woman whip every other part of your body.

Owo what's this

I'm telling you, that's not a Dragon of the West! It's when you take a chick to a Chinese restaurant, eat every spicy item on the menu, and have her blow you when you're having diarrhea. The west part is when you run out of the place without paying

Oh don't be silly! A dragon of the west is when you pour sweet and sour sauce down your asscrack and fart in your partners face before they give you a rimjob.

Dude you just described a Ember Island Dine-n-Dash, you're totally off the mark.

Listen, a 'Dragon of the West' DOES involve spicy food, but it's having the girl eat so much of it she's tearing up, and then giving your 'dragon' a blowjob. All the spices get rubbed off on your dick and you feel this INSANE burning sensation as you cum into her mouth. The 'West' part comes from Adam West pioneering the technique while he was on vacation in China.

I thought it was just jerking off so much your dick starts burning.

"Dragon" he calls himself, believes he can command fire.

Mortal, you do not yet know the power of a Dragon!

Sup Forums please don’t ever change you beautiful autistic fucks

That’s a Sozin’s Comet

NO NO NO! What is with you people?! A dragon of the west is a challenge of trust and skill! It requires one partner to tape a firecracker to there penis and the other partner has to get them to climax before it goes off!

No, Dragon of the West is when you go past her mountains, to her secret secret, secret tunnel.......... and DIIIIIEEEEE!

Rusty you took helper to the prom idiot!

Probably the best thread of 2018.

>include me in the screencap

No, the name came from ME. It's when you whip out your cock and blow your load over everyone else so hard they get blasted to alternate worlds.

A Cruel Ultimatum?

This is why I still come here.

Get the fuck outta here, Bolas. If you want to do the dragon of the west, you gotta get a nice, fresh cabbage and cut it in half. Then you put her in the bed, ass up with both of you facing the setting sun. You then wanna hunker down and slide that half-cabbage, cut-side down, between her wet pussy and the bed. Then you go to town on her, hittin it low from behind while she pushes her clit against the smooth, ribbed surface of the cabbage. When you both reach orgasm, that my friends, is the dragon of the west.

That's Ba Sing Se Cole-Slaw, you cabbage-fucking deviant!

>This thread

Ugh, AGAIN with the cabbages! What is your deal with those things?

I gotchu senpai

He has szex, vit zem, I sink that's obvious.

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So you assholes are the reason why I get tons of disguting porn results when I google my old title? Do you have any idea how traumatized my little sister was?
I had to change it to "american" because of you. Fuck you and your stupid names.

Keep your gross fart lettuce to yourself

Dragon of the West? Yeah, that's when you blow your load in her mouth and she drinks a swig of hot sauce before swallowing it all. Funny thing is that the move use to be called "Dragon of the Worcester" because the preferred brand of hot sauce people would use was that Worcestershire crap. I'm not sure how or when it got changed to "West."

Think you're a little off there, Dean-O. Brock told me it's when you have sex with a Korean prostitute, finish on a bowl of kimchi and have her eat it.

Lets see, if I remember, A Dragon of the West involves, Jasmin Tea, Dragonfruit, and striking lightning and or burning the back of de lover youre with, Tricky part involves something to do with a firecracker, and penetrating every orifice you can get to.

Don't be obtuse kid, a dragon of the west is when you slay a dragon and use its blood to lubricate your penis then you do your partner from behind on a pool of the same blood and drink the resulting mix afterwards. The west part is because eastern dragon blood is nowhere as good of an aphrodisiac so the whole thing ends up feeling way too awkward if you use one.

It all began when me and my family moved to New York...

You're all wrong, ya blashted fools! I invented the bloody thing back in 83 when I wash touring the Orient with Pete Burns. Itsh when you take some Washabi and some newshpayper and ya shtuff it up a ladyboys ashhole, then ya light the thing on fire with a candle used only for mashsage parlors. The ya shtart deepthroatin' the ladyboy tryin' ta climax in their mouth before the newshpayper burns itsh way to the rectum. The wesht part is pulling whats left of the newshpayper out without ya hands

Wh- that ain't a Dragon a' the West, that's a Spicy Scented Sunday Surprise. Dragon a' the West is when you pour vodka on your dick and light it on fire, then extinguish it inside a girl's pussy while fucking her on a giant pile of money.

Invented it? INVENTED IT?
FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU DO NOT INVENT DRAGONS OF ANY CARDINAL DIRECTION!

BURN YOU WRETCHES, BURN!

Wrong! Dragon of the West is a lesbian move where one of the girls is fucking the other with one of those Bad Dragon dildos from behind. That's the "Dragon" part. The "West" part is having girl getting fucked be half way through the portal to the spirit world and her ass is sticking out the portal on the physical world side.

Sheesh, all it meant was that I had a giant cock. What's wrong with you people?

/thread

Good thread
Bump

nope, its over, im taking your bump away

Could we at least get the cap? I want to remember this one.

I know its over, but there are so much shit on this catalog. At least let other people read a thing that isnt cancer and company wars.

End the cap at the /thread post at (98386148) or the post it links to.

Calling it now best thread of 2018.

Dragon of the west was me, you filthy dike teasers! I was named like that because once I fucked a bitch so hard in the navel and Hyper-came right in her face with such power, that she went flying straight 1000 miles to Unova. That's Dragon of the West motherfuckers.

I almost choked

you tried

I read all of it in their respective voices, thanks for this /tg/. This was a good thread.

All these fools claiming they know what Dragon of the West is. It's where you put on a cock ring, insert your dick in her ass, knock yourself unconscious when you are erect enough to be stuck inside and let her drag you around for ten minutes.

I was just thinking about this episode the other day

just like your mommy

/THREAD THANKS ALL BYE

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