SUPERMOON WILL SET OFF MASSIVE CHAIN REACTION IN YELLOWSTONE TONIGHT

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IT'S HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

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Cool, so Califags and mormonfags gone? West coast btfo?

Why the fuck do you faggots believe in science only why you hear gay ass shit like this? Pick up a fucking science book, mouth breathing knuckledraggers.

GEB-chan

MAKE GEB LAUGH AGAIN

Praise kek and make geb laugh!

Looks like CALexit is coming faster than anticipated

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
IF YOU ARE ANYWHERE WITHIN A 1000 MILE RADIUS OF YELLOWSTONE, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

Beware the Supermoon!

CARLOOOSSSSS

CAN THE ORANGE GIANT SAVE US

Updated map

based on what stats?

>mfw when looking at this and I live in the shitty south of Texas

those digits confirm that we will be saved

lol good thing I just sighted in my rifle

noguns BTFO

Shit

It's true
The military base by my house is unloading everything they have at the moon to ward it off.

the percentage that semen has replaced his body's water content

If digits it was nice knowing you

trump won. he wasn't supposed to win. your stats underestimate

well i did get digits i should of mad eit clear i meant doobles

Oh shit

I'm in the rural South Ontario peninsula and my life's finally on track please let it only fuck up the western half of the continent.

IF CONSECUTIVE INTEGERS MODULO 10 YELLOWSTONE WILL NOT GET SET OFF UNTIL 2100. GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

...

>the moon
>real

youtube.com/watch?v=oP5IDQbwtK4

I didn't expect this meme being a natural phenomona though, Sup Forums made it into reality once again.

Fuck off Yellowstone WILL erupt

fucking clouds ruined the supermoon for everyone in oregon.

Can confirm

On mewn right now with atomically bomb and I'm putting it off now to save the world

FUCK, IF DOUBLE DIGITS YELLOWSTONE BLOWS IN 2075?

Uhm. What do those numbers suggest ?

moon man moon man bring on the quake make geb laugh again and make cali shake

>doesn't have moon flag

Sure thing bud.

Yellowstone is a meme

If doubles, the moon will cause irreparable damage to the western side

where is moon flag when you need him

Moon Man shall meet Kek and spread his truth across the land.
>Let the Moon Man kill.

Can we ask for Kek's assistance in assuring this mfer actually finally blows this time?

Moons flag is American flag you fucking leaf dunce we went there first loser and now u will never go cuz I am blowing the moon up as we speak look outside

But USA is the moon flag.

shit son

EIT
EIT
EIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

we are talking about the white flag with the

>?


the flag is likely white by now due to radiation

supermoon stream when

>Libs lose
>commiefornia blows up and kills most of America's jews and hollywood

Lord kek truly helps those who worship his brilliance.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a super volcano

WE NEED TO USE OUR DIGITS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

PRAISE KEK

>Why the fuck do you faggots believe in science only why you hear gay ass shit like this?
when*

It's a fair question to ask to the left - why do they only care about science when it fits their agenda? Does biology ring a bell? You can't have your cake and eat it too.

>My one friend in the world lives near Seattle
>He's not a libshit
plz take out Michigan too :(

>a big ball up in space is going to trigger earthquakes
Are you fucking retarded?

Another earthquake just hit New Zealand! The fire rises!

CALIFORNIA REPORTING IN
HOPE I MAKE IT TILL TOMORROW, ILL FINISH OFF THE LIBS THAT SURVIVE

OH DEAR GOD FOR THE 30TH TIME THIS YEAR YELLOWSTONE WILL ERUPT! FOR REALS NOW

Im so happy i walked outside aroun 5 and saw the moon and its was pretty huge, and thought fuck i missed it come off the horizen and missed the largest time to see it, but i guess thats later? what time?

Underrated

Supermoon will win.

>tfw Central Florida
I picked a good spot to live in. The worst we have to worry about is hurricanes.

this time its real

pray for kek to spare you

so pretty much everyone who vote for Trump?

I have no pity for them.

Can confirm earthquake and tsunami warning in NZ, makes sense.

ban assault moons

If Yellowstone erupts I'll take it as a sign from God that us right wingers are the bad guys and we did wrong by putting Trump in office.

I believe we did the right thing, but if God disagrees, we're fucked.

checked and kekked

praise kek

I don't think it would either but this super moon is having an impressive effect on tidal patterns. Should be some great waves for the surfers on the coasts.

THIS JUST IN
EXPLORING THE OCEANS
NOPE AINT GONNA HAPPEN

TRUMP AGREES WASTE OF TIME
BIGLY

Sir it is you who is retarded. The moon's gravity is strong enough to raise the entire ocean by 5 feet (the tide)

It can easily trigger earthquakes if its gravity moves the wrong thing within the Earth causing a chain reaction of events.

Why should I give a shit if a bunch of seppos die

What I mean by that is Yellowstone will take out every Red State.

>tfw Ohio
well anons

its been fun

No it wont. FFS, give me something.

>implying it's not a pissed off moloch throwing a tantrum

I'd love me some good ol' happening.

BLMOD

>Yellow Stone is going to explode RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>Says sweaty Sup Forums role player for the 150th time this year

lmao

We just had a 7.5 magnitude earth quake, so you're all probably fucked as well.

Based on Kek's chaos. Believe me I'm a 10 star poster that just got dual digit post number.

no he just wanted us to feel relief and joy one last time, we all shall ascend to heaven and the liberals will burn in hell

in heaven we will meet with kek and be given
>11 qt waifus
>22 ai gf
>33 qt traps
>44 chan thats Sup Forums in heaven
>55 slaves
>66 qts of our choice
>77 magical powers
>88 people to persoanlyl kill of our choice
>99 items of our choice that never run out

So California is a red state? If Yellowstone erupts, the San Andreas fault will likely hit 9.0 due to the sheer force. Bye-bye libtards. Also, the majority of Republicans are in the South and East.

>tfw midnight is my birthday

Accept the defeat CTR. Stop complaining.

Fine, in KEK (meme'd be his name), we trust.
M'lord, I'll either take a 7 or simple doubles as answer, but only if you feel I deserve it.

>Expand this image
>Immediately the fire horn in town starts going off

Whelp

...

youre safe so he didnt grant digits as for me i will shovel ash off my patio

Voila, not a single seven to be seen nor did I get doubles. All go to sleep, show is over.

> You will live to see the ring of fire release cthulhu from his slumber

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Check

KEK WILL NUKE USof A THROUGH YELLOWSTONE. DAWBS WILL CONFIRM

>moon landing
>real

double checked double kekked

praise.

cthulhu never expected the elite to try to stop kek with this, we shall overcome r.right?

Wasnt there some sound in the artic?

fugg

SO CLOSE. KEK WILLS IT

roll?

Do some fucking googling. If yellowstone explodes human existence on earth is done.

YELLOWSTONE IS FINE.

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YELLOW STONE

PLEASE WAKE UP

>yfw when shit was kicking of in the arctic aswell
end times mother fuckers

American and Canada are done

Rest of the world will laugh and continue without us