Write a modern Simpsons episode. Bonus points if it's a special

Write a modern Simpsons episode. Bonus points if it's a special.

Lisa gets jealous at someone and by the end it turns out she was better than them at the skill the episode’s about. Meanwhile Homer get iPad

Homer says the nigger word on national television

Why not the word shit uncensored 142 times?

A plot
>Homer crashes a party full of tv producers and convinces one of them to finance The Office, but at the power plant. Steve Carrel shows up for five seconds.
B plot
>Lisa gets angry at video games and wants more devs to include more female protagonists. Bart informs her that there are many games with female main characters and Lisa starts crying, then Bart apologizes to her for boysplaining.

if you let me add this
>Bart is convinced by the episode's celeb cameo

Bart gets addicted to Sup Forums. He joins the alt-right and burns the kwick-e-mart to ashes when homer sees it he goes into shock due to junk food withdrawals. Marge has to get a job so she becomes a camgirl to pay for his medical bills and Bart's property damage.

>special guest Anita Sarkeesian

I'm pretty sure this B plot already exists, and it's the A plot.

Lisa wants the latest nintendo system, switch for its positive portrayal of soy based products. Guest starring Iwata as a ghost.

homer do silly thing

>switch for its positive portrayal of soy based products

What's with this meme, exactly? Is it just some stupid console war shit from Sup Forums leaking over?

People who are buying switch are all those effeminate betas like dobson. They all keep taking pictures of themselves and they are either balding and have thin beards

Steamed hams remake, but for an entire episode to cash in on an already aging meme.

Donald Trump visits Springfield to hold a political rally. Homer gets excited, but Lisa gets pissed because she is an intolerant liberal. Homer likes Trump, but Trump gets villainized and Lisa nags Homer about why DRUMPF should never be trusted. Hillary Clinton then shows up, punches DRUMPF and everyone is happy.

Sublot: Bart joins ANTIFA and establishes communism at his school.

>effeminate betas

It's called a nerd and it's vidya's target audience.

>Marge discovers cuckolding.

So that's a yes, then?

You can be a nerd and look normal instead of obnoxious.

Nah, even normalfags are in on the meme.

Yeah, Sup Forums has nothing original these days, just wojaks upon wojaks and recycled Sup Forums memes (Even though soyboy isn't even a Sup Forums meme it's a reddit meme)

Dance at school,Milhouse and Nelson gight for Lisa's attention. Homer gets a job writing fake news about alternative energy sources to nuclear power,Marge gets upset and gets him to quit and Lisa goes with no one. Bart goes with some backdround character and the guest star is Logic.

>Main plot:
Homer gets into an accident at work and discovers while at home recovering that he has a natural talent to speedrun classic video games. He quickly becomes the dominant speed runner in Mario and other various 80's - mid-90's games. Eventually Nintendo Execs take notice and invite him to a tournament.

>Side plot:
Bart and Lisa get made fun of by everyone for getting out played by their dad. They begin working together on outdoor activities and after a montage, become swole bodybuilders that pick on the bullies. Thereby becoming bullies.

>Wrap up:
Marge, who has been absence most of the episode, appears before Homer and begs him to talk to Bart and Lisa. Homer drops out of the tournament because "why not?" and talks to the kids. Status Quo restored.

>Guest appearance:
Reggie Fils-Aimé making years old joke about "my body is ready"

>Homer gets mad at Apu to taking his job even tough Apu is more qualified
>Homer joins the altright
>shinaningans happens and Homer goes to North Carolina
>Bart Discovers Sup Forums
>Lisa convinces Homer that it's wrong
>Homer decides to drive back hoe with Lisa
>accidentally presses his foot on the gas
>fades to black
>"Doh!"
>Bart finds a thread about Homer on Sup Forums

But Apu is problematic, you can’t center an episode on him

>you can’t center an episode on him
Not if he has a better job
That's the point

Dubs picks the next confirmed celebrity guest star

A PLOT
>A video of Disco Stu made by Bart and Lisa goes viral and leads to a reborn disco craze in Springfield. Disco Stu, however, has an identity crisis as liking disco no longer makes him special and Bart and Lisa have to help him.

B PLOT
>John Travolta shows up in Springfield (at the suggestion of his good friend Mel Gibson) and asks for Homer's help to use the Springfield disco craze to get a Saturday Night Fever sequel off the ground.

Reference to an Oscar-nominated animated film/short

A Plot
>Monty Burns has a near death experience and decides he wants to do something good so he'll be remembered. However, all the things he does ends in failure. He sees Lisa with a group of activists for vegans then asks her to help him. Lisa agrees as long as he sponsors a group of under privileged Vegan children who live in Christian Meat eating homes.

>B Plot
Homer and Bart come up with a wacky plot to scam Ned Flanders into letting them watch his new 72 inch TV for the big game. At the end, they get into Ned's house and watch the game together, but instead the game is part of the NCFL, the National Christian Football League, and all they do for the entire game is pray.

>Main plot:
Marge discovers that she has a natural talent to create old fashioned Amish blankets that are extremely comfy and expensive. She doesn't charge a lot of money however. Eventually, this causes the local Amish community to appear in a parody gang sequence of a popular movie (choose your poison) and threaten her to stop or else they're churn her to butter!

>Side plot:
Grandpa and Homer go shopping. Grandpa somehow steals Police Chief Wiggum's phone that has an app which allows the police to control all of the city's stop lights and other items.

>Wrap-up:
Homer and Grandpa save Marge and reveal the Amish gang to the police. A fight breaks out and the police arrest the Amish and place them in an old time jail as the ending gag. Marge bribes the police with outfits made out of blankets.

>Guest:
none, fuck you

...

Homer sobers up, and during a town meeting, realizes that he's been viewing Apu through a racist, alcohol addled warped perception.
In reality Apu speaks English without an accent, is an extremely intelligent computer engineer, not a Kwik-E-Mart employee (drunk Homer saw him shopping there once and mistook him for the owner), and is a US born citizen.

B plot: Bart gets a vasectomy.

>choose your poison
Near shot for shot remake of Goodfellas. Last scene is Marge 'ratting' on everyone with shots of the Amish being arrested by the police, with one last monologue by Marge as she looks into the camera.

Lisa makes this same thread over and over.

>Heart of Dorkness
>Skinner is charged for warcrimes, hilarity ensues when he's sent back to the Glorious republic of Vietnam to stand trial (oh and the Simpsons go too for a stupid fucking reason that doesn't matter)
>Special guest star: A famous Vietnamese-American actress as Skinner's new love interest

Guys...why is it so easy to write nuSimpsons episodes? I'm reading through these and for most I could legitimately see them as episodes.

Both have the same amount of time put into them.

I would watch the shit out of that episode.

>SOLD! (to FOX, episode will be aired in about a year from now)

It's easy. Think of something un-original, cliche, or that they've already done and BAM.

Bart plays not-Minecraft rip-off
Lisa tries to play with him
Bart gets mad and says Lisa can't play because she's a girl
Bart blows up her stuff with TNT
Lisa brings in the guest celeb - Anita Sarkeesian
Anita tells Bart she actually made the game all by herself
Anita then blows up Bart's stuff with TNT
Anita goes on a diatribe about strong women in video games and how Bart's violent tendencies are all because of patriarchy and how boys should accept women in video games
Bart apologizes to Lisa and says Anita is right then all start playing together with Anita

i need eggs for bart

A-Plot: Milhouse and Bart decide to become wrestlers & Sign with a Wrestling promotion Managed by krusty, Marge becomes their manager\Roadie and drives them around to the different cities. Ends with Bart becoming to big for his ego and spliting with Milhouse than trying to be partners with john cena, but cena is a dick to bart for giving up on milhouse.

B-Plot: Inspired by bart Homer starts a Secret Power plant wrestling league (Thats like CZW or ECW). seeing as he cant win any singles matches Homer decides to go for the tag team titles & tries to convince Flanders to become his tag team parter to win the titles from Lenny and Karl. In a turn of events by the end homer ends up having to fight brock lesnar.

Special guests: John Cena, The New Day, & Brock Lesnar

why not make an episode about bart trying to do something bad, but it happens than south park did it first?

>starts with Homer and Bart watching a parody of Rick and Morty called “Bill and Mickey”
>whole episode is a parody of the szechuan sauce outbreak, though it’s bound to air in November 2019
>Lisa calls the B&M fanbase, including Bart, out for their ignorance, but they have to make the fanbase as stupid as possible so everyone can agree with her
>couch gag involves the family trying to make it to the couch as cucumbers
ZABF01 completed! Just put it on Al Jean’s desk and wait for an email.

After Seeing "IT" Bart, milhouse, Nelson, Sheri\Teri, & Martin think they start seeing a spooky pennywise like clown terrorizing Springfield. so all this spooky stuff starts happening to them and they connect it to the clown sightings and so they decide to go through town and just start beating up every clown they start to see. they go through all the clowns and it still doesn't stop the spooky happenings so the only solution left is to go after krusty, but in the end they find out its not really a evil clown and just Mr. Burns acting crazy after getting various medical procedures/shots (Rehash ending of the Alien episode)

special guest: Bill Skarsgård and like 2 or 3 of the kids from the movie.

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why not post a pic of what you look like?

Marge spends the afternoon on Sup Forums and calls Homer a faggot.

The opening of next years treehouse of horror is just the steamed hams bit with kang and kodos

Were they seriously doing *BEEP* Twilight jokes that long after that *BEEP* series stopped being relevant?

Work in a barbershop betrayal, Montreal screw job and suplex city references and you got yourself an episode brother.

That’s not even what that pic is about, dumbie.

Fourteen years passed between The Shining and The Shinning.
What are you on about?

>Homer learns about youtube and decides he wants to be a famous youtuber
>His gimmick is he strangles bart in random locations/with random fad products like fidget spinners
>They both accidentally uncover a plot between mayor Quimby and the Russian government to rig the mayoral elections

>B-plot Marge gets addicted to buying ring candles and Lisa/Maggie try to stop her from filling the house with cheap dollar store rings

It's all Trump's fault and you're a racist so check your privilege because socialism totally works and capitalism causes global warming. Also Black Republicans should be hanged, pro-life women should be gang-raped, and light-skinned Hispanics should be deported for daring to think they're white and not oppressed cheap wetback labor. Hunt Republicans. Rape Melania. Kill Christians. Death to Israel you anti-Semite Nazi. Punch Nazis.

Happy non-denominational Holidays. Allahu Akbar. Yoga is racist because muh cultural appropriation.

The Switch is a success so they have to meme on it to keep people from buying it out of shame.

Don’t have a seizure on us, Sup Forums.

Chuck returns to get revenge on Sneed.