Describe your lovelife with a Sup Forums image

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Die.

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This exact thread has been made, a month or so ago, WITH THAT EXACT IMAGE.

I hated this retcon

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And by the same person. Its op talking. I make these every few months with the same image

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So is it a guy demon in disguise or a chick demon disguise? Not like it matters if they’re cute enough to fool anyways, but still I am curious.

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You are in a homosexual relationship with a mideget?

Pederast. So any given homosexual.

Very funny, OP.

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I'm going to need some sauce.

> This will never be real

Really just my social life in general.
Nothing like the rare few occasions that I get out of my shame hole and manage to mildly socialize, feel the contentedness of human connection, then realize I just don't know where to go from there.
We all do, but it's splooge, so you get nothing.

Then you shall die.

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I don't have an image to post.
That's the whole joke.
I don't have a lovelife.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sad.

its pretty close to my relationship, My boyfriend is Way smarter, and not as handsome, and I'm not as cute as Velma, but it's pretty close.

The arts pretty good for what I imagine is a deviantart fapfic.

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>Shaak through the heart, and you're to blame...

I hope you and your loved one find peace in each other user.
Not the best image to add but related to the thread.

Which one are you?

I really, really like milk

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Artist is named Splooge. Doesn't have any accounts and only communicates through message boards. OP's pic was a one off request on Sup Forums so the comic doesn't continue. Very illusive

>Darlin you give love a..
SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCO

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fml

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obtuse

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My window faces the street and I like to be nude at the end of the day.

I'm Piglet.

But gender reversed.

I also hate most of them and watch more pornography than ideal.

agh mon coeur

Except I have no Ice. I'm just an asshole that hurts people that care about them and pushes them away

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Don't fuck your cousin

Just kiss her if you want, but don't go beyond, you'll regret it.

Cousin fucking doubles the chance of genetic problems, but that just means it goes from 1% to 2%
Fuck your cousin, user. Damn the consequences.

Adorable. Consider me simultaneously jealous and happy for you.
It’s only really a problem if they have a genetic history of inbreeding, like say a noble household that wanted to keep their money and possessions in the family.

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Is this you?

Please elaborate.

I'm a gril who wants to fuck her male twin, but obviously can't

provided there's no previous inbreeding in your family line (and the woman is under 30) the chance of having a birth defect is roughly the same as any normal couple having children after 30.

I could figure that much, but when hkw and why did this come about, I want all the juicy details.

just schlick it to doublepines

I'll post more about it in the morning when I'm less tired.
No - they're children and brunettes.

Well, don't knock her up.
Otherwise it doesn't cause many more problems than fucking someone you're not related to. Unless you live in a state where cousin fucking is actually illegal.

Not Sup Forums but fairly accurate to my current situation.

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Lonely. I'm still looking for my Eve.

I'm alone, very alone. But I'm in no real hurry.

Sauce?

my gf and I have semi-regular cosplay sex as its her fetish

"no wait, you're like all other girls"

Man, Wesker sure got his act straight after that whole total global saturation thing.

Sounds like you're living the dream

>and brunettes
oh, you're one of THOSE.

>Sitting alone with obvious regrets holding a magic wand.

Camgirl?