Wake up

>wake up
>there was a massive earthquake and the coast of California has been flooded, killing everyone who was there at the time
What do

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Freak out because my grandma and grandpa are dead.

Read Sup Forums

Celebrate

Open Twitter, tweet
#prayforcalifornia
Close twitter, kthxbay

We've all gotta make sacrifices.

My whole family will be dead deus

Except me because I moved to Arizona and I told those fucking idiots to leave

I'd be a millionare overnight

I was there and I embraced the sweet release of death and am able to rest knowing all the degenerates here wont ever decide the president.

Please kek and hope the Northeast gets flooded next.

probably the same thing i did the day after the election. which was lay in bed for an extra 10 minutes, close my eyes, and smile.

Literally cry tears of pure joy.

Red California for the rest of eternity

I live in LA, but I'm alright with this fate.

HOLY SHIT!

THEY WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT CAL-EXIT.

New England may be blue, but it's based.
Except for Massachusetts. Let it get flooded.

be dead

Be dead

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Wait for the Current Year Man Show and Bill Maher show.

Buy a cheap ass house up in the northern part of the state.

Feel an intense sense of glee and happiness

realize that you guys are the same as pic related

enjoy my beachfront property

5 minute drive from the coast and you're at 500 foot elevation.
Southern California is already on the pacific plate.
Sick and tired of this tired slide thread bullshit.
Sage goes in all fields.

Be thankful that I live in 916

Rejoice and shitpost

"omg so sad #prayforcali"
done

>"are the same as pic related"
>I said they died due to natural disaster
>meanwhile he wants every Republican to die a horrible and painful death and have their wives and daughters raped

Enjoy your beachfront property then, user.

Clap and thank god for proper justice

It would be very sad if it reached here because most of my family would be dead

Fuck yeah make the 916 beach front again! Where you at homie? West Sac here

check the date to see if time skipped ahead to Christmas, if it did thank Santa for granting my wish.

Folsom man

The woodpecker cries

>California gets flooded
Fine with me, I live at 4000 feet. Lowland and valley cucks will drown.

Celebrate good times cmon!

Blame China tremendously.

Shit Folsom lake would never be fucking low again lmao

Go back to sleep.

"Nice"

masterbate

Great, the democrats will never win anything ever again

LAUGH SO HARD I CAUSE ANOTHER EARTH QUAKE THAT DESTROYS WASHINGTON STATE. BURN YOU C U C K S , OR JUST SEATTLE.

Best post right here. The first thing I'd do after hearing the news is go on Sup Forums to shitpost about a huge natural disaster and catch up on the memes that result.

You guys are all pretending you'd change it up all of a sudden.

Rejoice that I died

Celebrate

fuck it. go back to sleep I guess. maybe there will be some good news on second rising.

Do a really cool flip and video tape it and show Sup Forums

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Buy junk food food, watch the happening comfy af probably staying up all night.

Can't wait for it.

If this is truly the best time line a major happening is imminent.

KEK HEAR MY PRAYER
32.960275,-96.743682
8.0

>>mfw commiefornian

masturbate and scream Praise Kek as I cum

Drown

>tfw free of SF cancer

I pray for this fellow Sacbros

No more hollywood too

>there are probably people on this board who actually think this is a bad thing

get drone footage of thousands of Mexicant corpses being eaten by sharks

i guess die

>be me
>be dead

>What do
Drown to death in my sleep I guess.

Please4dear20

WE OUT HERE

They died for the good of mankind, user.

Get the shits because the internet is really fucking slow to US sites because we have to route through eurasia.

You can still route through Sacramento, user.

JOHNNY DEPP, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>no more LA
>nor more SF
>only need to purge the inner city of Sacramento
>Build southern wall

California could finally be Great

Take a shit and eat my cheerios

Have a quick 'slap'n'fap'.

> alex joes champagne cheers.jpg

Fucking panic because the US economy just fucking collapsed due to one of the largest most important shipping ports just got destroyed. Not to mention silicon Valley was reduced to nothing and our entertainment sector is now at the bottom of the ocean. And last but not least a couple hundred nukes just got lost.

Yeah I'd be fucking scared.

You'll live cocksucker.
You don't get to go that easy.

I guess drown because I live here.

Why freak out? You are going to get a bunch of inheritance from that!

Aren't there a ton of Slavs in Sacramento? Just keep importing them and they'll chase the blacks out.

I live here.

I voted trump.

Help me

Nah - assuming the undersea cables survived, the landfall sites would be fucked anyway.

Might have some connectivity through Oregon but meh.

Wonder why I'm still alive if I live in SF.

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move here
youtube.com/watch?v=QCvW32n4z38

Call parents to see if they are still alive... (about 30min) inland in N. County SD. If they are, take leave and help them move all their shit out here to nebraska

liek i wud but ur ded tho

I'm a californian and I would stay behind just to guarantee this happened. The coast is cancer.

Drown

We have pretty much every nationality in bulk here. Mexicans/south americans are the worst

Sit down and consider, realistically, how much more champagne I'll have to buy before the end of 2016.

Have this bizarre happy sad reaction.......

I love Disneyland. I turn into a child every time I go there. On the upside California is gone so......

>Happysad

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>mfw live in Seal Beach right next to the pacific ocean
>mfw its dark outside and im not talking abou the dindus
>mfw water everywhere and im not talking about wetbacks

WAT DO

Drown obviously.

I would say "be dead" but given my luck the last 27 years I'll probably end up being on a hike in the mountains when it happens

Same thing I do when tornadoes rip apart inbred conservative shitholes- not give a fuck.

Trump saved 3 million by placing them safely in the mountains of Mexico

You're welcome

Enjoy my new beach house.

Lose my shit because no more movies

Party hard

Thank Kek for showing his will

Nothing, for I am dead.

Be dead