>I don't remember being so old... and so pink.
Carl thread
Gavin Thomas
William Cox
>hey raddman, go find me a planet to eat or somethin
Cameron Nguyen
Ok, dis is awright. Got a fork on my head, some pretty bitchin shoulder pads...
Hey Carl!
What the?
I'm in your stomach, Carl.
Are you friggin kiddin me right now?
And I can control you, and the things you do. Watch this.
Oh COME ON!
Ian Williams
Rise and Shine, Freeman. Get on your property before I call the cops.
Austin Rivera
DENTAL PLAN!
Jason Young
Heyo Slackmen, I've been bustin' my friggin' ass off for the past several tryin' to run this damn happy farm, so I'd appreciate it if for just once you'd just pick up a rake or whatever the hell I tell you bozos to do.
'Cause if you don't I swear to god I will shove my gumballs so far up your asses it will cause PERMANENT DAMAGE.
Jackson Peterson
>Buu absorbs Carl
>The whole thing melts and goes still
>Suddenly, Majin Carl stands back up, having completely taken over, but is now stuck with a freaky fat bubblegum body
Noah Miller
>Truly they were a Axis team horror force.
Christopher Thompson
>What happened to my friggin' van?!
Ayden Clark
Carl Freeman: (game long silence)... TONIGHT
Owen Myers
>What happend to my koos a la goopa goop?!
Joshua Cook
>What, you too good to put any effort in jackass?
Thomas Bell
>Hey, big man. If I, uh, rip that off ya face, will ya die?
Lincoln Wilson
>You touch me and I will break every bone in your friggin' body.
tchley
Jordan Johnson
fuck forgot pic i might be to wasted for this,
Ethan Moore
Damn you, Carl.
Julian Williams
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKIN' BIKE!?
Easton Rogers
Finally, a Carl post that isn't a fucking
"hey, ___man..." meme
Gavin Wilson
I'm ya redeemer. It is by my hand y'all from the ashes of this friggin world!"
David Sullivan
>You friggin weenie
Juan Clark
>Yeahahahahahahaha! We gonna get some friggin' princess ass... TONIGHT!!
Nathaniel Evans
I'd watch this crossover