"user, I was going to cook you breakfast this morning...

"user, I was going to cook you breakfast this morning, but then I heard you voted for that racist Nazi misogynist Islamophobe Trump. Sorry, no breakfast for you and no sex for the next six months."

so pack your shit bitch cuz I'm making my bedroom great again!

I don't recall hiring a tranny housemaid. Get the fuck out of my house.

...

A bitch like that would be too useless to cook anything in the first place.

You deserved to be cucked if you put up with a 0/10 female like this

>nigger braids
Low quality b8 m8

>picture white girl with braids/dreads

found the hippy faggot

See ya. I have another slut to call.

All the feminists on Twitter told me Donald Trump's election means rape is legal now, so you don't get a say in the matter.

>that deathgrip on the pan

i bet the camera guy had to stop her from stroking it

Who are you and what did you do with my mom?

Shut up bitch, I'm busy making America great again.

reality is
you voted trump
damn you didnt do waht I told u
dominate me harder!

Welp. I was gonna take you furniture shopping after breakfast, but I'll just grab another slut by the pussy instead.

I chuckled

Th-thanks

>Implying I'd fuck a bitch with cornrows
>Implying I can't cook for myself
>Implying my food isn't superior to any sluts
>Implying my Italian mama didn't pass down the secret family recipes

Get outta here.

Or if your an alpha you're married to a real woman and you get breakfast no matter what your politics and she's not a fat cunt.


>While visiting Ontario for my sisters wedding I ripped by a clapped out Mustang convertible all trashed and bagged out and my wife mutters niggers for the first time. Be alpha and your wife will see things your way and took your last name.

Rape is not a rape if you can't prove it.

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*drops trou

"START SUCKIN"

Good, I don't want some two-bit hooker cooking my Eggs Sunny-Side up because its the easiest method of cooking an egg.

Poach them you lazy whore, or at least try flipping them for an over easy. Christ, my dog can cook better eggs and all he needs to do is take a shit on them.

That's nice.

'member nice?

i 'member.

Why is she wearing a fucking beret and fishnet stockings
Who wears an apron to cook one egg
Who the fuck only eats one egg

In Soviet Russia, culture rape you!

>implying you're a better cook than I am

Step aside bitch, I'm making a delicious fucking omelette and you're watching me eat it.

>"C-can I still eat you out honey?"

kek

DAILY REMINDER THAT SEX IS A SPOOK

It's just a prank bro

>the burner isn't even on

oh yeah and
>telling people who you vote for
>skeptical bald man in the batting cage.jpg

"Why the fuck are you frying eggs with a wooden spoon? Use a spatula, Jesus Christ."

Thank you. Also GTFO. Bye.

you have sex with your mom?
typical hillbilly trump supporter

That's OK dear I can make omelette myself

>letting your bitch cook

nigga please

go back to 69ing your better half rump ranger

I don't buy that she's pregnant.

segal lore registerd
well done sir

jokes on you im a raging faggot

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Those acting skills 11/10

whotever whore

Literally dealing with this point-by-point at the moment. It is not easy to explain meme magic and the logical/moral/economic soundness of a year and a half's worth of campaigning in less than an hour.

wawa wewa

>5555
Try the meme magic again.

checked

Demoshill, youre assuming youre talking to people who actually get laid.

yes hypergamy and ignoring 80% of hte male population has a very discomforting political result.

have a nice day bitch.

You are assuming everyone is like you, and doesn't get laid.

*grabs pussy*

speaking for most of the ppl on this board.

That's cute
>A) married: here's the divorce papers I had written up while you were busy supporting literally female-Pol Pot and I'll be moving into my other house.
>B) dating: that's cute. Now get the fuck out of my house.

>Statistically speaking you probably did too by a margin of 10% since youre a white female

Worst mother ever.

Didn't stop my wife from licking my arsehole

>yes hypergamy and ignoring 80% of hte male population has a very discomforting political result.

holy fuck, you think that might have something to do with all these young men joining far-right populist movements all over the west?

>white woman with braids

red flag

>Implying your nerd virgin ass gets laid by a willing non-rape victim partner
Sage

Bye.

>not using a cast iron skillet

Wait wtf is this nigger braid Havin ass mudshark doing in my house?

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>dumped

what is the sauce?

I need context for this shit

Best part is the turn he is does after taking out the first guy

>muh baking soda in tomato sauce
Fuck off, wop.

YOU FORGOT TO TURN THE BURNER ON YOU SLUT. YOU ARE BANNED

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER!

absolutely

what does hillary have to offer them? NOTHING.

You too

you forgot
who cooks with nonstick trash cookware?

Get your shit and leave. Now. Pic related is what you will be in 20 years.

Pack your shit and get out.

Get out of my house, then. You're useless.

She's also got a glass of coke right next to a (presumably hot) burner, which is at best going to make the coke warm and flat, and at worst going to break the damn glass.

First post

Best post

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It will be so saggy in 3...2...1...

Tatas Under Siege

That obviously hit home for you

Oh God I forgot about her

She was my waifu for a good while Tbh

now in Sup Forums vision

Ok bye bitch. Have fun supporting yourself. Get out

>dreadlocks
HOLY SHIT DROPPED HARDER THAN OP WAS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AT A YOUNG AGE

Fpbp

those are braids...

Get her one of those little Kek statues for Christmas.

YOU FUCKING BRING THAT SHIT INTO THE KITCHEN AGAIN AND YOU'LL GET SACKED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "PORNSTAR", GET THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT APRON OFF AND GET RID OF THE RIDICULOUS HAT, YOU LOOK LIKE THE PROTAGONIST IN AN ADULT REMAKE OF RATATOUILLE, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DRESSED FOR SERVICE YOU CAN THINK AGAIN, YOU FILTHY CUNT. GO GET A FUCKING PROPER JACKET ON RIGHT NOW AND SOME FUCKING TROUSERS. DONT FORGET THE FUCKING SHOES YOU WERE MEANT TO BUY LAST WEEK, YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!

WHEN YOU GET BACK IN THIS KITCHEN I WANT YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME AND NOT ON THE COMMIS' COCK, YOU UNDERSTAND? THAT MEANS GET THAT FUCKING EGG OUT OF THE FRYING PAN WE DONT FRY ANYTHING HERE YOU DAFT COW, WE POACH THOSE. YOU THINK ANYONE WITH ANY SELF RESPECT WANTS A FRIED EGG WITH A SALMON STARTER?!

OH AND TURN YOUR FUCKING OVEN ON YOU FUCKING IDIOT, GET A FUCKING CHOPPING BOARD TOO AND NOT THE WRONG ONE, GREEN FOR VEG YOU DUMB SLUT, GET A FUCKING FISH-SLICE FOR THAT EGG, YOU THINK A FUCKING WOODEN SPATULA WILL LIFT THAT SHIT?

TIE YOUR HAIR UP TOO, NOBODY WANTS ANY OF YOUR FUCKING SCALP PUBES IN THEIR FOOD.
GET RID OF THE EARRINGS, THIS ISNT A FUCKING SALON.

FUCK!

>nigger braids hairstyle

Why the fuck am I dating you again, you cultural appropriating BITCH? Get the FUCK outta my house before I cap yo ass honkey!

Checked

Lets not turn this rape into a murder.

don't worry Mc Donalds is a better cook than you ya cunt.

You really have to be cucked if you let a girl control you with sex. If i'm in a relationship and she gives me this crap, I'd fucking dump the dumb whore and get a woman that respects me.

I agree

>she
How the fuck did you get in my house? I'm calling the cops.

I got 10 just like you bitch

i luv u bby

IT'S

FUCKING

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

But mom!!!