Wait... what the fuck... was this always here?

Wait... what the fuck... was this always here?

yes

That is Argentina

No. Welcome to the new timeline.

its california dumb ass, where the fuck do you think all the mexicans have been coming from

The gulf of California? Are you retarded?

*insert le ebin berenstain reference here*

fuck off, faget

That's Baja, and it's actually quite based. Beautiful beaches.

>American intellectuals

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>was this always here?
what? there's some of it missing!

AZ here, The Baja is the based part of Mexico.

Yea senpai, always

Something is wrong about Mexico. I'm not sure though. I though Florida always had the dick. Bernstein?

Was it Clarissa explains all or Clarissa explains it all?

Hahahahaha

Needed that. Thx OP

Honestly guys, I thought Trump had been president back in the 90s.

Truth. Went to Cabos and stayed at an all inclusive resort. 700 bucks for a oceanfront SUITE with unlimited alcohol and food for a full week. was fuckin bomb. i still was scared as fuck about getting kidnapped the whole time tho, prob wont ever go back because id rather not be in fear on vacation

it all

Trump will accept it as recompense for the cost of the wall.

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No user, it wasn't always there
After Trump won the election they began dredging sand off the floor of the Pacific Ocean and piling it up off the coast of Mexico. This new landmass known as San Peninsula is where all the illegals from California will go. Trump did this to save money on transportation costs back to Mexico. Also all maps, globes and GPS coordinates have updated as of yesterday

This is why you are only now noticing this

Why didn't Americans manifest destiny the whole of the Americas and kill everyone living there that isn't white? It's so beautiful they just don't deserve to live there.

No OP we just updated the software runing your the matrix you currently live in. Adding a new. Peninsula to Mexico. Our programs thought it would be a nice addition for our guest.

Apparently our update missed you, leading to your suprise at this land mass appearing overnight. thank you for infoming us.

When you go to sleep tonight we will be sure to fix our error

Yes dumby, that's the fault line.

Baja California? Tons of offroading and small towns

Yeah, my father is from there.

OP didn't know about california's penis

You got to go further south to Acapulco to get safe. I went to Ensenada and that shit was unsafe as fuck

we have a tail. Florida is our big cock

How can Florida even compete?

rock formations will forever be a mystery to me

literally the most interesting things in the world

Wait, did Chelsea not beat Jeb? Which timeline am I in?

Mexico was a continuous landmass until the Gulf of California began to form May 24, 2006 as the result of rising sea levels brought on by global warming.

wow baja actually looks nice in the videos

the baja penninsula? yes

Why won't liberals take the whole California?

Do they hate Mexicans?

Look, mom i posted it again xD

Baja California is a nice place. Ignore frontier cities and you will find the most American like part of Mexico

Yes, that's always been there. I've been all up and down it when I was young

Yes, I go to Cabo every year. It's nice.

Just millions of years of being pounded by the ocean

That's Baja Cal. Cmon man...I'm from Minnesota and even I know that.

baja used to be great. you could drive down over the weekend, camp & surf on a deserted beach, drive into a small town for cheap tacos & beer.

now, you're most likely to get robbed by both the cartel & police.

Why haven't we annexed ALL of California? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

MANDELA EFFECT

straight bullshit lol

I feel ya F4M

The question is, will the Don buy it from Mexico?

>what is water/time
are you a literal retard?

Baja California? Yes user, yes it was.

I wonder, why didnt americans take the whole California while they were at it? did they feel generous or something?

>most interesting thing in the world
>not bees

Yes, this is famous Malibu Beach.

i dont remember it

what the fuck is this diagram even trying to represent.

I've always wondered how there are so many mexicans in california when they have to get pass Texas first
I guess this explains why

Yes you dumb fuck, it's baja

explain THIS
MOTHER FUCKER

I remember it being much smaller before on the maps and California going straight to mainland Mexico.

the bee dance is conveying the position of the flower relative to the sun and the hive

That's a rock

Over thousands of years high wind speeds pelt the rock with water. Waves crash into the lower parts of the rock making it thinner towards the bottom. You did go to school right

Fuck bees

kek'd

I have never noticed this in my entire fucking life and I have taken global geography course in both high school and at a state university. Am I retarded or is the Mandela effect at play here

fuck you leafman

Mexico used to be wider and shorter, right?

Nice try, your fancy words won't work on me!

COMFY
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Is this thread serious or you people are just shitposting?

This is where Aussie surfers go to surf peacefully and are burned alive in their minivan by FILTHY BEANER SCUM

kek that fucking graffiti.

(((MANDELA INTENSIFIES)))

The "Current Year" timeline.

Is that where they shot the intro scene of Jack Sparrow? Seems like the exact location.

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It's always a little of column A, a little of column B.

Keeps you on your toes.

In my timeline Jeb won the presidency...

FUCK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GODLY WEEKEND VACATION NOW IM PISSED

With our industrious citizens of course!

It's baja?

Why didn't you know that?

One of Mexico's biggest city, Tijuana, is located in it?

Fucking slave holding democrats fucked everything up.

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The fuck... was this always here?

Darwin's savage af

so we jumped time line again nice last one was getting boring

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It's totally true. The repercussions are still being felt. All of the people who resided were displaced. This is the sole reason there are so many Mexican immigrants to the United Sates.

No, it was never there

also the earth is flat

oh, you two!

american education

Lol

Thats the worlds leafpile ready for burning user

Mexico is clearly sinking from global warming.

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Bitch please

Ashes make lye, be careful when handling.

Its spelled a lie and your President is full of them

Of course it wasn't always there. And it won't be there forever hereafter. Everything is temporary.