Art of the Pill

the general consensus is that theater, dance, etc. is liberal blue pill garbage, yes?

is ballet different?
>imposes discipline
>forces correct body image
>majority of talent is white
>majority of management is male

every father needs to red pill his daughter with ballet

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Majority of all dance people are special snowflakes

that shit looks like it hurts desu

Agreed. Though it fucks up your toes.

in the same sense that footballers, basketball, and soccer players are all special snowflakes

ballet is often a team effort
inside the team though you're going to have people competing (competition is good) for the lead
all MVPs are special snowflakes, but not all special snowflakes are a MVP

>snowflakes
Not ballerinas. They'll fucking shoot you in the face and dance over your corpse on a floor smothered in your blood if you try to cross them.
Believe me. Those bitches are metal as fuck

theguardian.com/stage/dance-blog/2013/dec/03/bbolshoi-ballet-acid-attack-dance

Super codified bullshit
Border pedo exhibition
Soulless intellectual art

ballet started in russia as a super high class brothel. customers would watch them dance then pick the ones they want to fuck

>the general consensus is that theater, dance, etc. is liberal blue pill garbage, yes?
no. i'm an aesthete. Art is what is sadly missing from our degenerate passionless, mindless society.

january jones looks like she could really be her mother. imagine if that was your family.

No. It stunts their growth.

Swimming is better. Or weight lifting

I now wish to see a video of a troupe of ballerinas dancing to Slayer.

art is the only thing that will save mankind from a bleak soulless existence.

gangster

>rule of law
>engaging children in culture
>not being able to see beauty in precision

>you will be in an all white family

feels bad man

theatre and dance should only promote propaganda that empowers humanity

When/if I ever have children, I am definitely signing them up for dance, and music.

dancing = vertical expression of a horizontal desire

>I am definitely signing them up for dance

make sure it's not modern "competitive dance", i've done the research for you, it's pretty degenerate

I did a shows with 4 ballerinas. It was the Musical Carousel and I toured with it nationally many years back.

Most of the ballerinas were classy. Didn't sleep around and were very sweet and soft spoken. The other female dancers were just your typical musical theater sluts. Also one of the male dancers was an anti-Semite, had a swastika tattoo on his pec, dude was jacked too. 6'4, all that.

I actually think Opera is much more highly disciplined. Cutting over a 100 piece orchestra in a 3,000 seat theater singing for 3 hours straight takes insane skill and discipline. Check this shit out:

youtu.be/ri5owWjYRt8

By cutting I mean, Opera singers do not have microphones, it's all natural projection and architectural amplification

Kek

Of course not, but thanks for thinking of my possible future children.

I was thinking of ballet of some other type of classical dance.

>Opera singers do not have microphone
this shit blew my mind when i found out after i went to my first one i seriously thought they had mics and shit until i looked it up

I missed out on Renee Fleming in portland.

>feelsbadman

That's also one of the reasons the stage workers have to be on point. If you whisper anything, it's loud enough for everyone to hear.

She needs to practice for about 18 more years before she can pull that off.

Ballet completely fucks up the tissue and bone structure of the feet and legs.
It's the Western equivalent Chinese foot binding.

Reminder that figure skating is ballet for winners.

t. proletarian

genetic splicing will solve that issue

I am not a fag and always found ballet extraordinarily effeminate but I read about the restoration of The tales of Hoffman and decided to drive the two hours to the only place it was going to play anywhere near enough and I was blown away.

youtube.com/watch?v=HN82DTbamkA

it didn't turn me into a Ballet fag but I can appreciate at least great female dancers.

It does

t. Male ballet star.

you just know

yeah its obvious in the pic but still.......lucky bastard

Ballet is redpilled. That's why Aronofsky had to do Black Swan, to shit all over it and introduce sex where it doesn't belong

>She needs to practice for about 18 more years
that'll make her 30 something
past her prime to be a great dancer then

Ballet is the only physical discipline with is equal to or surpassing gymnastics in the absurd dedication required of its athletes.

t. Ex-state level gymnast and national level 110m hurdler

E. Michael Jones wrote a book on the subject. The position en pointe is meant to represent the state inbetween the material world and the divine.
Then you have dancers like Isadora Duncan or Preljocaj who come along with naked dance to distract from the fact that they have no skill.

See White Nights with Baryshnikov on the Cold War.

fuck u fag coheed and cambodia is the worst fucking band faggot

Ballet, opera, symphonic orchestral music : degenerate show-off and exhibition for decadent ruling classes

What you don't understand is that it was degenerate centuries ago: compared to chamber music, refined and intimate, orchestral music was seen as pompous and gross, the genius of composers notwithstanding
>omg let's pile 15 violins on top of each other and call it classy
>hey how about forming faggy ass little ballets based off this new trend of pomposity and we'll have supple meat to fuck in the ass

What you ignorant plebs gobble up as aesthetics is actually the vulgarity/quantity trip of the decadent ruling class of the past. It has been preserved in amber and you believe it's jewels when it's merely ultra-polished vapidness

You sound stupid af. What is wrong with dance as an art form? What makes it less valuable? If you say the people who practice it are ugly or you don't like them that's not even an answer.

> Desire to know more intensifies

Is this a movie or a live performance or both?

its a movie... Martin Scorsese recently had it restored in 4k and it made a brief run around the world in some theatres... its really incredible film making.. based on the Opera The Tales of Hoffmann by Offenbach

WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD DANCING LIKE SOME SORTA HOOCHIE MAMA REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DEGENERATE """""MODERN ART"""""

damn, the level of mental gymnastics here is liberal-olympic tier

shut up fag, your english is as bad as your musical history, go get blown up by Achmed as you cry whenever a woman that isn't dressed like a slut walks on a beach, crybaby french faggot

the dude has a winy voice, but A Favor House Atlantic was a pretty good radio jam back in HS

>What is wrong with dance as an art form? What makes it less valuable?

ballet isn't dance?

> be me
> classically trained composer
> surrounded by blue pilled establishment suck-ups
> teach in a college

> encourage political right among students
> discuss local politics and Trump in class
> openly favor students that are pro-Russia and anti-EU and (until recently) anti-US
> most of colleagues agree and approve

Can't generalize.

I did ballet when I was a teenager. It's just as red pilled as any other sport/art. You need to be able to commit, have discipline and work hard.

>the general consensus is that theater, dance, etc. is liberal blue pill garbage, yes?

absolutely not you fucking cretin.
the very fact that you have to ask illustrates how lost you are.

not supporting Western culture = blue pilled

anyone who claims to be red-pilled but doesn't have a clue about classical music (including new "classical" music like John Adams, Jennifer Higdon, John Luther Adams, and so on), theatre, opera, dance (ballet to cutting edge shit), painting and sculpture, poetry, literature, is just posing.

love and respect your culture or fuck off

They actually have talent (and often beauty) though. muh meritocracy

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>the general consensus is that theater, dance, etc. is liberal blue pill garbage, yes?
My problem is with the "general consensus that dance is garbage"... you state no reason why other than "consensus" which doesn't mean anything.

opera is based

Disagree on the music taste, but seriously, fuck Claudio and his wife. Fucking disgusting people.

Can't find the pic, but they have placenta """""""""art""""""""" hanging through their house.

there is no such thing as western """""culture"""""

Sure, pal.

Surely there must be a video of this with sound

hot dogs and hamburgers aren't culture, user

I missed out on opera. Pretty mad

t. proletarian

>theater, dance, etc. is liberal blue pill garbage
Only the ones meant to soothe one's fee-fees. As in, just the kind that you go somewhere without ever having put effort into any of it and then just, heck, I don't even know how to explain this, "have a seizure" up there? I guess that applies.

Anyway, even within ballet, you'll get some girls doing really hard moves and really TRAINING for it day in, day out, which is great. Great for the body, great for the mind. And then you have pic related, which just wobbles and falls unimpressively while reaping a lot of cash from deluded fatties.

So what makes something art? If it is the people who participate in it wouldn't nothing be art? Lazy, stupid, fat bitches do all sorts of art. The people who do it can't be the thing that decides if it's art or not.
Maybe you mean "fine art" which isn't really a thing either when you analyze it.

Ballet is really fucking difficult, and it takes discipline to figure out how to fuck gravity

It's a shame it appears to be dying out

no, but the activities around them (backyard bbq, stadium food, etc) are

i don't think anyone ever said ballet is liberal blue pill garbage. who ever said that?

anything that involves actually talent is never considered liberal or progressive. it is only lack of talent that is considered progress.

I once found a video from brazzers on some free porn site of lesbian bdsm ballerinas. The amount of cum that rocketed out of my cock with each viewing was staggering. I was devastated when copyright people took it down and I haven't been able to jerk off to that video since.

This saddens me. I want a ballerina gf to perform ballet on my dick. Would be ever so tasteful.

What is it with you faggots and compartmentalizing everything into "blue pills" and "red pills"?

it used to be more fun several years ago on /fit/

There is nothing wrong with theater, dance, etc as a hobby. There is nothing wrong with an independently wealthy person pursuing a degree in theater.

But it's a bad move to borrow money to pursue a theater degree

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>the general consensus is that theater, dance, etc. is liberal blue pill garbage, yes?
No they aren't

It's film and video games that are the most SJW shit. There's nothing blue pilled about good cooked dancing, ballet or rythmic gymnastics, infact it's redpilled in the fact it takes a lot of talent, diligence and keeps our fat retards.

Some with theatre, especially musical theatre. The theatre world still prioritises ability over anything else so again isn't bluepilled in the slightest.

That's not to say many actors and dancers themselves aren't bluepilled, because most are, but the arts themselves aren't

>ballet on my dick
sounds extremely painful

What the fuck happened to this place, why is everyone here such a faggot now?

Yeah but back then it was all very tongue in cheek. Now you have fucking faggots on here who won't watch a movie unless Sup Forums has deemed it the correct colour of pill.

It deforms your feet. Anything that destroys your health is degenerate.

Pardon me. I meant vagina ballet

for you

Sounds to me like you don't understand what bluepilled and redpilled means.

Sure thing, skippy.

>vagina ballet

better bring an umbrella

sadly I lost my folder of all that shit. it was truly the best board in '12-'13

muh dick

kek

what

All classical arts are quite redpilled. You just have to be wary about some people calling their dogshit "classic", like "wow it used to be classic but I took the liberty to modernize it".

Classical singing is especially redpilled, there's hardly a better testament to the beauty of white culture.

Fucking saved

Japan WTF is wrong with you? It's so fucked up it cannot even be considered degeneracy. It is beyond degeneracy. Furries are normal compared to your Jap shit.

PEEPEE PEEPEE

>classical arts
>beauty of white culture

youtube.com/watch?v=C7ba1CNOLiI

you're saying western art is better than water drumming? racist much?

It promotes anorexia desu. I'm against being fat etc. but like so many ballerinas have anorexia lol.

That looks p fun lol.

future single mother

That shit fucked up my Nan's feet quite a bit, but she lived a reasonable life. My sister also did some ballet, and she turned out as un-whore-like as can be hoped for in this country, in current generation. So yeah, maybe.

Every time I think Africa can't fall any lower, I realize some of them are still digging.

>t. Jamal bin Ahmed

Ballerinas are different. They're literally borderline insane.

that's the hardest I've laughed in a while

Why Japs are the most fucked up people in the world?