Your daughter brings her boyfriend home. Who would you rather it be?

Your daughter brings her boyfriend home. Who would you rather it be?

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Me.

Me.

Me.

Unemployed NEET.
Bec-because I am also a unemployed NEET...

Me

>implying gays can have kids

We have a lot of Donald Trumps in this thread.

First one. She'll learn her place in the world.

Gotta go with the need. Maybe he can be salvaged.

The NEET can get a job, and lose weight.
The porn star will always be corrupted, and the Muslim literally needs to be shot.

> need
NEET

The NEET. Im gonna beat the fuck outta him tho

>turn NEET into a gym bro and apprentice him
EZ

Me.

i would pick the millionaire pornstar and try to get those fringe benefits

I would arrange my daughters match, she would not have a boyfriend.
And I'd fuck her when she was little, as is my right as her father.

Famous pornstar, no question
>Milk him for every dollar he's worth
>Get him arrested for doing drugs after he calls my daughter a whore and/or cheats on her

Vs
>Mudslime that turns her into a literal sex slave
>Unemployed bum that probably has shit taste in anime


Here is the plan

>Go to 8/b/
>Wait for some fuck to post CP and download it on public wifi with a shitty Android Tracfone you can get for pennies
>Upload it to his computer, or get his phone while he's banging my daughter
>Show it to daughter, she dumps him and calls the police
>Daddy's rich, and she's not with any of these three losers

Me.

....

The NEET, because then I can tell my daughter to get some standards.

Actually I take that back. Your plan works great

The good Aryan porn star Gotta ensure the future of white children after all plus I bet he makes bank and will have hella baby's with my daughter might as well have rich whites running around hopefully he could impreganate more Aryan woman too

>me

The NEET, so I can kick his ass easier

Ok, Trump. Not everyone wants to date their daughter...

The NEET. Just raise the grand children right.

At least his heart is in the right place.

NEET because he can always get a job and lose weight. Hopefully better looking too.

>Not everyone wants to date their daughter...
Well, yeah, maybe guys with ugly daughters don't want to fuck them. But any guy who has a hot daughter wants to fuck her.

of course she should marry the porn star then divorce for half his wealth. As the caring father I can leech *rubs hands*

3 to laugh at and belittle him and my own daughter for being with him until I humiliate him into bettering himself or fucking off like the little bitch I already know he is

jerking off > drug adict > islam

>false trichotomy
yeah nah fag

dis. Plus having Aryan grandkids is bonus.

Seeing them would put my mind at ease cuz muh white heritage still lives on.
I would be proud of seeing them cuz my mind and body tells that I did a great job as a father.

to which anime does the neet masturbate is the deciding factor

The NEET. I'll mentor him and make him unfuck his shit. He's that way because he had a shitty/no male rolemodel in his life, so I'll become that and mould him into a man worthy of my daughter.

Eat shit and die, please.

ill get that filthy fucking neet a job on my crew and make him dig ditches until he pukes himself into a respectable man

The third one, without a doubt.

>not dressing up like someone else then going to the same bar your daughter is so you can look out for her but she comes over to your and flirts with you thinking you're some random dude then you get tipsy and before you know it your knee deep in your daughter's cunt but it's ok because no one was good enough for daddy's little girl anyway

Fucking muslim shitskin degenerates will never have my daughterfu

go away evil dogger

shoo go away evil doggo

IM ON LEFT

go away evil dogger

Unemployed NEET is already an option.

>go away evil dogger

based Sup Forums, hivemind is real

Uhh excuse me I'm 6ft 1 and 190lbs

Go away evil dogger

>needing to be drunk to show your daughter how much you really love her
>letting your daughter go to bars
Just terrible

seems the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree

If she brings any one of these men home I will kick the shit out of both her and her boyfriend

Nice bantz, son.

I'd rather she met a nice lesbian instead.

This Nice Young Man is perfect

Go away evil dogger.

>6'5"
>porn star

pick one

porn stars are literally all 5'6" because it makes their dicks look bigger on camera

This is why I don't fucking want a daughter

Go away evil dogger

>not wanting to experience this
youtu.be/VSFnmM12LOQ
I feel bad for you. And if you have a daughter you can kiss her and go to her softball games and cuddle her and take her on dates. Having a daughter is great. You just have to keep her under control.

The NEET. He can be fixed.

Me.
CUTE

ill be the only man she will be fucking

Easily Chad

Either way she's getting a rather stern talking to because all of these are horrible choices. Then I'll probably have myself a cheeky little necking for being such a bad father. I'd go with the NEET. The only one that seems somewhat redeemable. On the bright side with so much flab and underdeveloped areas, we can sculpt that little shit into something respectable.

You can't just keep your daughter for yourself, you have to marry her off at some point.

Go away evil dogger.

Unless it's a special circumstance. Like, if your wife dies it's okay to keep your eldest daughter as a replacement. But generally you have to marry your daughter off and, y'knkw, that is when you gotta stop fucking her.

Masturbated to the audio.

hahahaha ebic xd

>Your daughter

You're really expecting too much out of me, Roo.

go away evil dogger

Eh, the NEET.

If my daughter dates the druggie she'll just kill herself on meth like every drug addict eventually does.

>scat fetish and being a heretic

Nope

If he's that fat the only way he can defeat your daughter is to sit on your daughter in non-sexual way.

Muslim because he'll be the best chance to have grandchildren.

Go away evil dogger

Honestly the unemployed NEET. I'd want her to have someone who'd be willing to give up some of his time for her, if she were in need of it.

go away evil dogger

are you jewish?

Number 1 is the least shitty, to be honest.

Me on the right.

porn star

>puts his dick in shit
>is the least shitty
pick one

#3 of course
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go away evil dogger!