I'll see you in my quarters. Donald doesn't have to know

>I'll see you in my quarters. Donald doesn't have to know.
Would you betray the god emperor, Sup Forums?

not for that plastic, man-faced cunt

No, I'm not gonna backstab the emperor.

I'll let her Slav squat on my cock all night long

No, you degenerate.

No, because Trump is in on it. It's a test of loyalty to the God Emperor, and if I pass then I shall reap great rewards.

absolutely

this.

No. Im not black!

>tfw you run to tell the Emperor that his wife is an adulteress
>he doesn't believe you and gets mad
>orders to execute you

No. I'd debate whether or not to tell him though. I would want to because I'd worry she'd do it with someone else, but they also have a kid, and I don't want to distract Trump from his duties.

No, I'm too busy making America great again. Also I'm going for a threesome with Tiffany and Ivanka.

>falling for the vaginal jew

shiggydiggy

>snitching

Dumbass. You tell her no and that she ought to be loyal to her husband.

No. Never.

But I will impregnate Tiffany so that she'll bear grandchildren for the emperor.

No. Too bad Ivanka is getting goy'd, but trades had to be made.

>fucking a Slav
yeah nah

>a-anything for you M'Lady
>teleport into my Adidas tracksuit
>squat on golden bed
>unzip dick

B-but Emperor needs to know that his women contemplates such bad things.

> if I pass then I shall reap great rewards.
tfw Trump lets you view the intergalactic meme base.

I'll squat on her fem-slav cock all night long*

fify

yeah I would, why not.

Will Trump watch?

Right before they pull the trigger Cruz shows up with the delegates and sacrifices himself to stop the bullet.

>T-T-T-Take the delegates my son......You have shown yourself to be the TRUE consistent conservative.
>Goodbye my son
>lets out a tiny rat squeak as he dies

>I'll see you in my quarters
Who talks like this?

I've been having some homosexual thoughts recently. Is it normal?

This is a false proposition.the God emperor will always know.

I would never betray Trump like that. I have more respect for him than I do for anyone else on this planet.

bbbbut what will daddy think?

I'd kiss her on the cheek, and perhaps dance with her if the occasion arose, but nothing beyond that. Be a gentleman to her, be a bro to Donald.

>tiny rat squeak

I died.

>quarters
what are we on a starship or something?

I don't know...would he kill me? Probably. However, wouldn't he be more disappointed if I didn't even try? Kinda disrespectful.

yes

I'd follow her, then push her into the room, lock the door on her, tell Trump, all to get closer to Ivanka.

Why don't you step into my office so we can discuss this further?

>browsing Sup Forums
>not a raging dickfiend
You must be new

for a fag like you, yeah

T-thamk you mister Cruz.

Never in a million years would I betray my emperor. Fuck off piece of shit cuck.

I'm pulling the trigger right there. Because it's clearly not Melania and instead a Lizardperson wearing her skin trying to seduce me and concoct a marital issue.

I will not fall for your tricks.

you guys don't have starships in Japan? weird

I'd do it. It'd be an insult to the First Lady to say no. I'm certain I'd die after, but I'd die with a smile.

If you got off your fucking ass it could be.

>doubting that he knows such things

When you get to be that age you know what women are really like.

Seriously Japan. Best you got is a dancing honda robot. WTF?

I would do anything for the rightful heir to the Delegates

I feel like this is a trap.

>Go into her room.
>Trump is waiting behind the door with a katana.

>Politely decline.
>Feel a blade against my neck as Trump whispers "Are you saying she isn't attractive?"

>country whose secretary of education believes the earth is 6000 years old
>having starships

sorry america you're a joke now
you peaked in 1969 get over yourselves

The Bible says no. Repent and pray to your Lord and savior, Jesus Christ

No troll i've been currently browsing /hm/ and /gif/ and i've seen some guys there that I want to get intimate with.

Or just looking at them gets me a turn on. I just want to try having gay sex once to see what it feels like but at the same time I dont want to since I was raised that being gay is wrong.

It is clearly a test to determine your loyalty to the God Emperor™

I WILL NOT FAIL YOU

Amen

I think this happened on Vikings. Guy got killed and she wasn't even close to being that hot.

Bitch don't make us remind you why you lost your stripes.

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Never, the Donald has probably saved America and possibly the entire Western world.

>The cold steel pressing against your neck really gets your neurons firing
>Remember you have a fetish for knifeplay and torture sex in the bedroom
>Instantly orgasm
>S-S-S-S-S-Sorry sir
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>run out of White House and never come back

>Donald doesn't have to know.

Wrong. If I got to fuck Melania, everyone in the world would have to know.

*trump teleports behind you*

pssshh... nothing personell kid

*slices your head off with a katana*

>Security woman literally runs away
>real nigga blasts him the fuck out
kek

That was hurtful Japan. Uncalled for.

>tiny rat squeak
Max lel

Your lord and savior Mike "The Electric" Pence*

Ftfy

You would probably be sent straight to Mike "the amorality actuator" Pence for re-education.

This is common among members of the Alt-Right.

No. Didn't do it when i worked at Camp Lejeune (believe me, marine wives are THE biggest sluts on the planet.) I won't start now.

In a heartbeat. This guys a fucking idiot.

They don't call me Mike "chicks with dicks get beat with sticks" Pence for nothing.

>a faint noise from behind, "ah-hem"
>"WRONG!"
>"your blade is no match for my shadowclone jutsu"
>charge in with rasengan
>"the delegates dawnald, this is your final chance"
>the blinding light approaches, as Donald covers his eyes

It's a choice

What did you say about fags you sonofabitch?

>his yuuuge dick stops you dead in your tracks
>it's 9 inches and has the girth of a missile.
>you bend the knee in awe.
>you ask for permission to fellate it
>Pence shoves a stun gun up your ass before you even get to lick it

No. It's usually a organized crime test to see if I sleep with the wife.
Trump would trust me and we'd MAGA.

I would forego a foursome with all 3 Trump women for Donnie. I would regret it for the rest of my life but I wouldn't do it.

What did you just call my fellow constitution-loving true conservative, son?

Holy lmao

discover yourself, user.

>"By the power of Lord Reagan and Commander Nixon I summon your delegates to show themselves unto me!"
>A strong power is felt throughout the room
>Only a true constitutional conservative could be this powerful
>Trump is forced to his knees
>The 1.5k delegates are ripped from his soul and absorbed in Cruz's body
>MINE! ALL MINE! AT LAST!!!
>Barron hears his dad's screams and steps into the room
>BARRON HELP! donald yells
>Cruz turns and looks at Barron
>So you are Barron, first of his name, and the undisputed King of Cyber.
>Without answering, Barron pulls out a device from his suit pocket
>Do it BARRON!!!!!! Donald yells
>Barron presses the button on the device
> Cruz turns red
> He starts screaming
>Barron starts smiling
>"I AM THE KING OF CYBER" he yells
>Cruz explodes with the force of over a thousand delegates

>Melania takes Barron out to get an Ice-Cream cone

nevermind. look at cartoon gays too!

Twinks or bears

Would never betray Emperor Trump. The only real dilemma here is whether or not I should tell him about her advances. I don't want to demoralize him.

No. That's his woman

He's gonna show you a display of some of the rarest pepes

Honey, I would betray anyone if you give me 100 million dollars.

>why don't you take a seat over there

>watching old videos of young trump
>starting to find him dorky and attractive
I've been here too long

Yes, as long as you don't act on them.

For example, the other day I was browsing Craigslist and came across this add. This guy claims to be straight, but he is acting on it, so he's not straight. I was looking at ads, but I never acted on them, so I'm straight.

Sure, and bunch of these nerds denying it know they would as well.

Why does he hold his arms like that?

Fraid not.

Besides, Ivanka is the one I want.

>tfw no Sup Forums bf that wants a qt tall redpilled trap

Don't listen to the fake America its a dirt asian.

>"Donald doesn't have to know."

I say "Thanks Mom, but you can just call him "Dad" to me."

Nigga what happened to Joseph after he told that whore of a woman the Egyptians King wife to fuck off, she went and told The king that he had raped her after she tried to seduce him to fuck her (which is funny because same shit takes place today with this whore feminist women)

>tfw no threesome with melania and ivanka...

why even live...

You'll do fookin notting!

How qt we talking here

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Go to bed, Erik.