wow. I hope you are happy Drumpfkins, you severely injured my fiance. I had finally convinced my high school sweetheart to choose a date after going crazy of her continuing to push it back while she was away at college, and now we have to push it back again because of you. It was going to be a great night, I was prepping her for one of her partners from college (ya its 2016 and I'll do whatever my babygirl needs, its just sex). this particular partner was a bit...dangerous, so we agreed on a safeword for her to say if she wanted me to step in and stop things. We decided the safeword should be MAGA, because the thought of Donald Drumpf's Orangutan face would instantly put a damper on things and make it easier to stop. Well he was pretty deep in her ass (she is saving her pussy for our wedding night, I'm so glad I'm waiting for her) when it started to hurt her. So she said MAGA to stop so she can recover. Well it turns out her partner was a stupid drumpfkin like you losers, because hearing MAGA only made his erection grow, and now I'm posting from a hospital while my fiance gets her taint sewed back together.
How can you support a president that literally endangers women? This is why he's #NotMyPresident.
Kayden Butler
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
William Torres
all i want is a cute trumpfu gf.
why has kek forsaken me
Charles Sullivan
Not far enough
Chase Rodriguez
who /hatefuckAvatarofTay/ here?
Gavin Baker
>not a shot of him begging people to subscribe to the Washington Post and bail out the dying liberal media
Juan Phillips
THIS IS A NON-LEWD AWOO THREAD ONLY
Isaac Diaz
WTF U GUYS SAID IT WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER BREXIT
Michael Lewis
they're just getting started
Caleb Morgan
blease cap, we must preserve the magic for future generations
guys.... this is bad. 100% - 100% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 0% - 0% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
Isaiah Edwards
>dubs he taunts you
Nathan Murphy
Why not fuck her instead of hate fuck her?
Jace Jenkins
Best girl for Trump
Leo Anderson
>tfw no absolute madwoman trump supporter gf
Wyatt Bell
what have you done
Gavin Jones
there's nothing to hate i wish she was my gf
Leo White
I get the feeling these protestors/liberal rioters will go quiet soon and then reappear around the inauguration.
Carter Gutierrez
I'm not really familiar with alcohol or other drugs or how people act under their influence, but she seems off to me.
I'd like to see her on a good day.
Evan Jones
I'm legit in love. It hurts knowing I have 0% chance ever with her.
Lincoln Ross
Do you agree Sup Forums?
Noah Collins
Brexit also boosted the FTSE100 to the highest it has ever been.
Gabriel Long
well that's just crazy if true
Luke Jackson
The MSM didn't bother to ask actual stock brokers their opinion, they relied on their "liberal economists", whatever the fuck that even means.
Christian Murphy
WHY DID TRUMP PICK A SEWAGE CHIEF OF STAFF HES A FUCKING SELLOUT YOU FAGS GOT ME TO VOTE FOR THIS SHIT
Evan Howard
>super male vitality
I had a hearty kek
Camden Bell
...
Tyler Robinson
LMAO DRUMPFTARDS THINK HE STILL WILL WIN
Cameron Lewis
her city is rioting against a man she respects, she's probably on edge for good reason
Josiah Thompson
Everyone knows Cerea is best girl ever. But Silver is good too.
Jacob Cook
>America is already great again >he's only been President Elect for 5 days It's going to be a great fucking 8 years.
Leo Gutierrez
kek, good thing this and tedposting aren't going away anytime.
you both hate the leftist and could channel that energy into a sex session
Parker Rivera
That's where you are wrong, kiddo
Blake Hill
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeremiah Bailey
AWW SHIT, Where to start?
>Navy Pier >The Loop and the downtown itself >Museums like Science and Industry and Field Museum >Lakefront is always nice >House of Blues >Sears Tower (DON'T LISTEN TO THE FUCKING FAGS OUTSIDE, IT'S SEARS NOT WILLIS) >Our Deep Dish Pizza, i.e. Giodarnos
That's all I can think of, other Chicago-anons here can fill in for me. Just keep away from Englewood (Nigger Capital) and you'll be just fine.
Easton Ross
why isn't meme tv on fios?
Anthony Lopez
pretty sure she was drunk.... on victory
Ayden Barnes
I'm there with you.... all of these faithless electors have me not believing in the Donald anymore....
I'm w-with her...
Carter Garcia
Allow me to be completely unsuprised.
Commiefornia and other places register you to vote when you get your drivers lisence. Which they give to illegals.
Jordan Morgan
Fuck kek and fuck autistic people
Landon Howard
we need brain force
Elijah Peterson
ALMOST FORGOT
Trump tower of course, when it's not bombarded by libshits.
Henry Young
Drumpf isn't going to lock Hillary up. He literally said that she was a nice woman and he doesn't want to hurt her. Your God Emperor is a big pussy XD
Ryan Martinez
Do it. I want to see the ass-blast when liberals realize that they did factually rig the election, but it wasn't enough.
Justin Turner
Trump wouldn't have even gotten the nomination if Priebus didn't put a stop to the Romney-clans plot to rob him of the nomination.
>you both hate the leftist and could channel that energy into a sex session in a moment of pure ecstasy we would connect with carson and barron on the astral plane
Elijah Jenkins
is that Poi?
Landon Roberts
She'd rip my cock off with her vaginal muscles and kill a libtard by spitting it out at Mach 20 into his skull.
Eli Smith
Could this be the one thing that makes me not want to kill you?
Brandon Bennett
>he isn't even in office yet >already fixed economic growth
Blake Gutierrez
You've clearly never mad a woman mad.
Michael Hughes
for some reason, this is in my porn folder
Hudson Rodriguez
It's way better without the volume. It looks like she could actually be making powerful coherent arguments.
Sebastian Sullivan
i fucking screamed. this is fucking terminator shit.
Gabriel Hernandez
>Drumpf isn't going to lock Hillary up. He literally said that she was a nice woman and he doesn't want to hurt her. Your God Emperor is a big pussy XD
"Please dont go to israel before my FBI can get their paws on you Mrs.Clinton. We don't want to hurt you ;^p
Jordan Cook
>he wont even lock hillary up
is anyone else starting to wish they didn't waste their vote on this orange windbag? I'm starting to think I should have shilled for hill.
Liam Sullivan
Pretty sure it's owned and operated by Hezbollah which is declared a terrorist organization by the United States.
William King
optimism is creating the growth
Easton Thomas
pathetic
Jaxon Ramirez
>Retards trashing your city, tagging shit and throwing their trash on the ground >Chanting and yelling all into the night >Just want to get to sleep so you can be fresh for your job in the morning >Get woken up constantly by the chimps outside >This goes on for days
I would be pretty fucking pissed too.
Jack Torres
I really don't like that picture
trump doesn't drink, alcohol and drug use is degenerate it dulls your edge and makes you slow. You need to stay lucid and focused at all times
>tfw haven't gotten my coffee with Dilbertman in a while
Justin Cox
Other than my mother I've had pretty much no experience speaking to females. Maybe I'm just comparing her to 2D girls and screwing with my own perception.
Jacob Taylor
Literally a dindu nuffin
Oliver Morris
these guys need to replace cnn and get a press pass asap everytime someone posts a screenshot i am laughing like a motherfucker
Jonathan Clark
...
Ryan Ramirez
>damn near 4mb for a jpg
Andrew Clark
YOU CAN'T FILTER THE TRUTH GLOBALISTS
Connor Moore
POI!!!
Angel Bailey
...
Carson Jones
>lost hispanic friend for saying america should try to keep whites a majority
Oh well, fuck him.
Zachary Adams
please tell me undisputed is beating first take in ratings
Sebastian Wilson
He isn't really drinking alcohol it's an edited photo based on Don Daper from the AMC series Mad Men
Chase Ortiz
>Other than my mother I've had pretty much no experience speaking to females.
Brody Perry
>which is declared a terrorist organization by the United States.
Which is fucked up. They just want to keep the fucking kikes out of their country.
Hizbollah are based as fck senpai.
Dominic Gonzalez
Source? Who is he?
Aiden Taylor
So good
Carson Brooks
...
Jace Ortiz
he's probably no longer friends with you because you believe the color of someone's skin matters
Ethan Powell
i feel like ive seen something fucking lovecraftian. sanity is fully broken now. this is the forbidden meme. the ultimate redpill.
Sebastian Richardson
I love the fact that she completely ignored the cunt that was originally getting interviewed, when he tried it intercept and get through to her. She never once paid any attention to him, or acknowledge his existence. Brilliant.
Owen Hill
When women are mad their speech and movements disintegrate far faster than when a man gets mad
Nathaniel Ward
PRESIDENT TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS NOVEMBER 13, 2016
MORNING >Trump tweets that he got congratulatory calls from: >Mitt "drop to your knees" Romney >"low energy" Jeb! >George W Bush >George HW Bush >John "1 for 38" Kasich >"Very nice!" AFTERNOON >Reince Priebus announced as WH Chief of Staff >shills cry "le drumpf can't drain the swamp now!!" >Steve Bannon announced as "Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor to the President" >shills cry "Bannon is anti Semitic and a white supremacist!" (He's not) >libs advocate for Muslim to be head of DNC, future of Democrat party EVENING >1st Pres-elect Trump interview on 60 Minutes >on whether the campaign hurt the "Trump" brand: "who cares?" >on gay marriage: courts settled it, I'm fine with it >special prosecutor: i'll think about it, I don't want to hurt them >prosecutor exchange here: youtu.be/OMmPqcfJelA (interpret words how you want) >on President Trump's twitter: "I will be very restrained" >to """"supporters"""" who """"incite violence"""": "stop it" >says he won't take a salary >(will take $1)
Caleb Evans
>tfw no friends, but every time I strike up a conversation with someone I immediately hate it
is it because everyone around me is sjw and blue pilled?
