(OP)
Kek has spoken. Give him Your power. Praise Kek!
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(OP)
Kek has spoken. Give him Your power. Praise Kek!
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LEARN TO SWIM
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FUCK CALIFORNIA
KEK MAKE THEM DROWN
Does anyone know what happened to the old moon?
stop it you faggots, I live in SF
GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN
IN A BURNING RING OF FIRE
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE FLAMES GET HIGHER
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS...
leave now
Fuck you mother Fucker. Californians are the most earth quake resilient race on the planet. Watch you little emu cuck as we observe the vast amount of energy released by the coming shake and use it to destroy all who oppose our great state.
You will regret this, Mark my words.
>dying in a cleansing earthquake tonight caused by kek
I'm actually jealous.
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THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE
.........
Praise Kek. S H A D I L A Y
ok bros, just promise you'll MAGA without us.
i promise, your sacrifice will be for the greater good
PRAISE KEK
S H A D I L A Y
DELETE THIS
It is the will of Kek. What has been witnessed cannot be unwitnessed. Praise Kek
shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty
they will swim
i summoned kek in my bathtub in january
he entered my body in october
i'm pissed that i'm EST and the super moon happened here at like 6pm. Still looked awesome in the daylight, but would've been a lot cooler to see in the night sky
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Goodbye califagia
there was actually a power outage in santa moinca people immediately started shouting fuck donald trump
>mfw you cucks try to slide Kek's will, and Kek still makes its shake
Shake baby
literally SHADILAYing right now
user,
If it means wiping out the cucks and faggots from San Francisco, just take one for the team
We'll buy ribbons and shirts in your honor
KEK SHALL SMITE LOS ANGELES AND SAN FRANCISCO
OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY IN NEVADA.
LEARN TO SWIM.
>Califaggot again trying to save himself at the expense of others
>bawwwwww noooo I live in cali!
I hope you're the first to go.
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
Kek's gonna fix it all soon
Kek's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
Learn to swim
Fuck Hillary Clinton and
Fuck all her clones
Fuck all those dildo-toting
Hip Liberal wannabes
Learn to swim
Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory
Learn to swim
Fuck shadow goverments
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses
Learn to swim
'Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
KeK please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down,
Burn it down
Suck it down
Flush it down
Checked
may his sacrifice be remembered
honestly thats a catchy tune
Okay, Satan.
Heard tool is actually working on a new album after 2 worthless bands
wait, impatient fag. Praise Kek
bitching rhymes satan
WITNESSED. KEK is with us, praise him!
make it shake
checked. Praise Kek
He's hopping and he's hopping
Pepe please stop
Just kidding, keep going
PRAISE THE SUPER MOON
DIE, FAG/FAG ENABLER
we need more autist wizards shitposting this spell. Get on it. I can't do it alone. Luckily Kek is with us
Let the big quake strike during the Hilltard temper tantrum protests.
Kek wills it
Shake, shake, shake, California.
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What's going on?
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earthquake in california, kike
YOU HIT THE WRONG TARGET WITH YOUR EARTHQUAKE CHANNELING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!!!!
It's upon us!!!!!!
better run fast fag
cali gonna fall in the ocean
praise kek
I live in northern California and I'm a nondegenerate and hate lefty scum pls don't do dis xd
cool
YOU GOTTA CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELETTE, NEW ZEALAND. AND WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKIN' OMELETTES HERE, JACK.
Let it sink. Kek wills it.
no pls do it xd
kek pls
reroll
kiwi bro, The NZ quakes were happening before the idea of a California quake was a thing. It is ok, Kek did not do this to you. Stay safe
RIP in pieces California.
Praise KEK!!!
kek wills it
Breaking ur digits with my digits roll xd
Kek wills it
Praise him
LEARN TO SWIM
.... reroll xxd
is the moon in position yet?
please kek, supermoon destroy california
Reroll xdd
fug I missed 7777 reroll xddd
nothing really, a bunch of flyover states want to sink us because they're butthurt we're leaving the USA and taking all of our money with us.
pic related; mfw they think earthquakes here are a big deal
Learn to swim buddy.
weak jew roll, your digits do nothing to diminish the power of KEK. Praise Him
I AM SAVED
B T F O
T
F
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POO POO PEE PEE
WE WONT LET THEM GET OFF FREE
BY KEK AND PEPE AND DONALD TRUMP
CALIFORNIA SHALL TAKE A THUMP
Beachfront real estate soon
deport the browns, drown the clowns
took u long enough, now!
...SINKKKK CALI, SINKKKKKKKKKKK
Kek is running on American time.
California will be fine.
...Vancouver though...
THE CELEBS THAT SHILLED WILL PAY
KEK WILLS IT
Nuuu! xd
rerollin
yushuh
INTO THE SEA
North California will be OK
But big earthquake will hit south California where all the spics and niggers are
Roll xd
Praise kek!
>people immediately started shouting fuck donald trump
In North Korea when the power goes out, people shout "Fuck the United States imperialist aggressors!"
Well, if cameras are rolling, at least.
Saving myself with this 111 xd
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PLEASE STOP, I DON'T WANT TO DIE. HAVE MERCY KEK
Trips wills it
its ovr famm, u had a good run
SHAKE IT UP. Praise Kek!
please kill california
Nu XD
If singles California will b spared xd
DROWN THEM ALL KEK
GN NZ
S H A D I L A Y
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give power!!!!
oh lawd
Kek wills it. Praise him
witnessedd
if dus, singles, or trips
cali dies tomrrorw
you faggots love getting pounded.
kek wills it. GIVE MORE ENERGY HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG