SUPERMOON: Make California literally fucking shake

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Kek has spoken. Give him Your power. Praise Kek!

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LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

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FUCK CALIFORNIA
KEK MAKE THEM DROWN

Does anyone know what happened to the old moon?

stop it you faggots, I live in SF

GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN

IN A BURNING RING OF FIRE

WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN

AND THE FLAMES GET HIGHER

AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS...

leave now

Fuck you mother Fucker. Californians are the most earth quake resilient race on the planet. Watch you little emu cuck as we observe the vast amount of energy released by the coming shake and use it to destroy all who oppose our great state.

You will regret this, Mark my words.

>dying in a cleansing earthquake tonight caused by kek

I'm actually jealous.

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THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE
THE RING OF FIRE
.........
Praise Kek. S H A D I L A Y

ok bros, just promise you'll MAGA without us.

i promise, your sacrifice will be for the greater good

PRAISE KEK

S H A D I L A Y

DELETE THIS

It is the will of Kek. What has been witnessed cannot be unwitnessed. Praise Kek

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty

they will swim

i summoned kek in my bathtub in january

he entered my body in october

i'm pissed that i'm EST and the super moon happened here at like 6pm. Still looked awesome in the daylight, but would've been a lot cooler to see in the night sky

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Goodbye califagia

there was actually a power outage in santa moinca people immediately started shouting fuck donald trump

>mfw you cucks try to slide Kek's will, and Kek still makes its shake

Shake baby
literally SHADILAYing right now

user,

If it means wiping out the cucks and faggots from San Francisco, just take one for the team

We'll buy ribbons and shirts in your honor

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KEK SHALL SMITE LOS ANGELES AND SAN FRANCISCO

OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY IN NEVADA.
LEARN TO SWIM.

No happening

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>Califaggot again trying to save himself at the expense of others
>bawwwwww noooo I live in cali!
I hope you're the first to go.

And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim

Kek's gonna fix it all soon
Kek's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

Learn to swim

Fuck Hillary Clinton and
Fuck all her clones
Fuck all those dildo-toting
Hip Liberal wannabes

Learn to swim

Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory

Learn to swim

Fuck shadow goverments
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

Learn to swim

'Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
KeK please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend

I wanna see it come down,
Burn it down
Suck it down
Flush it down

Checked


may his sacrifice be remembered

honestly thats a catchy tune

Okay, Satan.

Heard tool is actually working on a new album after 2 worthless bands

wait, impatient fag. Praise Kek

bitching rhymes satan

WITNESSED. KEK is with us, praise him!

make it shake

checked. Praise Kek

He's hopping and he's hopping
Pepe please stop
Just kidding, keep going

PRAISE THE SUPER MOON

DIE, FAG/FAG ENABLER

we need more autist wizards shitposting this spell. Get on it. I can't do it alone. Luckily Kek is with us

Let the big quake strike during the Hilltard temper tantrum protests.

Kek wills it

Shake, shake, shake, California.
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LEARN TO SWIM

What's going on?

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earthquake in california, kike

YOU HIT THE WRONG TARGET WITH YOUR EARTHQUAKE CHANNELING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!!!!

It's upon us!!!!!!

better run fast fag

cali gonna fall in the ocean

praise kek

I live in northern California and I'm a nondegenerate and hate lefty scum pls don't do dis xd

cool

YOU GOTTA CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELETTE, NEW ZEALAND. AND WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKIN' OMELETTES HERE, JACK.

Let it sink. Kek wills it.

no pls do it xd
kek pls

reroll

kiwi bro, The NZ quakes were happening before the idea of a California quake was a thing. It is ok, Kek did not do this to you. Stay safe

RIP in pieces California.

Praise KEK!!!

kek wills it

Breaking ur digits with my digits roll xd

Kek wills it
Praise him
LEARN TO SWIM

.... reroll xxd

is the moon in position yet?

please kek, supermoon destroy california

Reroll xdd

fug I missed 7777 reroll xddd

nothing really, a bunch of flyover states want to sink us because they're butthurt we're leaving the USA and taking all of our money with us.

pic related; mfw they think earthquakes here are a big deal

Learn to swim buddy.

weak jew roll, your digits do nothing to diminish the power of KEK. Praise Him

I AM SAVED

B T F O
T
F
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POO POO PEE PEE

WE WONT LET THEM GET OFF FREE

BY KEK AND PEPE AND DONALD TRUMP

CALIFORNIA SHALL TAKE A THUMP

Beachfront real estate soon
deport the browns, drown the clowns

took u long enough, now!

...SINKKKK CALI, SINKKKKKKKKKKK

Kek is running on American time.

California will be fine.

...Vancouver though...

THE CELEBS THAT SHILLED WILL PAY

KEK WILLS IT

Nuuu! xd

rerollin

yushuh

INTO THE SEA

North California will be OK

But big earthquake will hit south California where all the spics and niggers are

Roll xd

Praise kek!

>people immediately started shouting fuck donald trump

In North Korea when the power goes out, people shout "Fuck the United States imperialist aggressors!"

Well, if cameras are rolling, at least.

Saving myself with this 111 xd

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PLEASE STOP, I DON'T WANT TO DIE. HAVE MERCY KEK

Trips wills it

its ovr famm, u had a good run

SHAKE IT UP. Praise Kek!

please kill california

Nu XD

If singles California will b spared xd

DROWN THEM ALL KEK

GN NZ

S H A D I L A Y
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give power!!!!

oh lawd

Kek wills it. Praise him

witnessedd

if dus, singles, or trips
cali dies tomrrorw

you faggots love getting pounded.

kek wills it. GIVE MORE ENERGY HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG