Remember what to do friends!
Now tell me right out loud: What are you supposed to do when you see the flash?
Remember what to do friends!
Now tell me right out loud: What are you supposed to do when you see the flash?
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Pray that it'll be quick
>he doesn't have a reservation in his local vault
lol enjoy having your skin melt off
Hope the government will do something about it soon.
Try to fuck my sister?
Tell him it was me.
>Buying into Vault-Tec's propaganda
Those guys are up to something, mark my words. The entire business strategy doesn't make sense. Either there is no nuclear war and they've wasted all that time and money, or there is a nuclear war and there's no world left capitalize on.
Find the nearest chain link fence?
>try
Pretty sure the user you're referencing actually did.
Fuck my sister
>tfw you take a hot shower and the heat kicks up to the highest setting
She'll be fine.
Holy shit
Kek
Whip it out
Accept my fate of death or becoming a ghoul
>skellie apologists
All you smartass little shits are going to die!
I fail to understand the logic behind her decision.
World's going to end so why not do the craziest shit you can in those last few moments?
If you're unaware of the context, Hawaiians were given a false alarm that ballistic missiles were incoming earlier this month. Probably the most embarrassing thing in modern history considering this is the world's largest military superpower and tensions were already cold war level due to a certain administration.
I now about the alarm, I don't understand why did they waste these 2 or 3 minutes. This is enough time to at least hide in the basement, which can really improve your survival chances.
Do they even have basements in Hawaii? A lot of people I saw were lowering their kids into the sewers.
Duck and Cover, sir!
You made me choke on my pbj you funny sonofabitch
>I don't understand why did they waste these 2 or 3 minutes
>2 or 3 minutes
Is that how long you last in bed user?
We all have to die some day man
>never heard of this comic before last night
>read about it and then Threads soon after
Trust the fucking limeys to come up with nightmarish shit like this.
A lot of our kids media in the 70s seemed to be geared towards scaring/depressing the shit out of them.
I don't know, never tested myself.
It was the cold war user
We'll never experience the worst of it
I'm hoping this is probably the closest it'll ever be
Why did they think they were going to die?
I'm American and even I don't remember that much about the false alarm
almost like the country said "well that's embarrassing, let's not talk about it"
kek
I live within five miles of a us air base so wait for death
Race war.
I mean, if it’s not from nuclear hellfire it’ll be from a long, painful string of climate-related catastrophes. But it was worth it was to elect a meme president, amirite?
Why? Most of the worst people in the world are white anyways
when you see the flash kids, pray to your god of choice because you're already dead
just like the cards on airplanes, these procedures don't actually increase your chances of survival.
is just a lie to make you think you can survive and not completely lose your shit
>almost like the country said "well that's embarrassing, let's not talk about it"
Kek.
We have a joke in Russia:
"- When you see a nuclear explosion, roll yourself in a blanket and slowly crawl to the nearest graveyard.
- Why slowly?
- Because otherwise you'll cause a panic, dumbass!"
I really wonder how many of these people are going to look back pictures of themselves in 10 years and wonder what in the fuck they were thinking.
I didnt vote for him
Are Russians even capable of experiencing panic?
Jack it one last time. No basements for miles and the few that are here are made with wood/concrete from the lowest bidder. Things would collapse before the bomb even hit
I assume feeling panic requires having some desire for life.
You see, that meteorite falling was a win-win situation. If you survives, it's okay. If not, you don't have to live in Russia anymore. So, there is nothing to worry about.
>Russia
>jokes
You almost had me.
Based on what you described, that sounds more like a lose-win situation.
Duck and Cover doesn't work you smart-ass idiot.
My dad said growing up that his dad would tell him to "put your head between your legs and kiss your ads goodbye" to all 11 children. My dad has passed this lesson to me. This was in reference to an A-bomb OR a tornado.
Seems kind of defeatist when related to a tornado. If you live in a place that gets tornados, shouldn't you know where all of the cellars and shelters are?
fuck and cover XD KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
We all must get ready now
thanks for the pasta
If you don’t like it, you shouldn’t have ordered it.
Fuck you, communist!
i want to fuck a ghoul
Drink some delicious Wilkin's Coffee?
yeah sure buddy
you stand up and get your skin melted off, I'll be safe down by the wall
Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye
There are always smokers.
Jesus, the monkey was fucking destroyed
...
An allegory for what awaits anyone who tries to attack America?
Put you head between you legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
>this took place in Astoria, Queens
I guess I shouldn't be too shocked, but having lived near that area, I'm surprised it looks like Leave it to Beaver
In Russia? Who'd know the difference.
Ready my freeze gun
Curse the upper class.
FPBP
>some people are born into families they grow to hate or grow distant to
>some people are never considered a viable partner
>some just don't get laid at all
>some dream of incest, but never act on it
>some try to change any number of the above problems, but do it wrong or are misunderstood in some fashion and screw themselves over
>this lucky fucker hits the jackpot... and is one of the few anons that isn't into that
Shit man, what are the odds?
You fucking coward
A real American faces his fears
You're a joke
A REAL American would know that the good ol' boys in our Armed Forces would not let a single Red boot (let alone a plane) into the heart of our glorious nation, and that there is NOTHING to truly fear. Nice try, Red spy.
Actually despite how much it gets mocked, 'duck and cover' is one of the few things you can actually do in the event of a nuclear blast (outside of finding a fallout shelter) that can actually increase your chances of survival. Most of the damage of a nuclear blast comes from exposure to the thermal and pressure shocks the explosion generates. Duck and cover gives you a low profile, minimizing your exposure to the shock and any fast-moving debris as much as possible.
Duck and cover won't save you from a blast that's right on top of you, but if you're far enough from the blast zone to have a few seconds to react, duck and cover could make the difference between a 1% chance of survival and a 10-20% chance.
In 2013 a large meteor exploded in the air over Russia. The explosion produced a shockwave, not unlike a weaker version of the kind of blast wave generated by a nuclear detonation. Over a thousand serious injuries were reported in the area, nearly all of them were people who went towards windows to investigate the bright light only to get a shredded by exploding glass when the shock hit.
Yeah, Duck and Cover isn't for people at ground zero - those people are charcoal - but rather those at, say, the
>implying it would be any different with Hillary
Nobody in Washington cares about anything more than a few years in the future.
Well, Clinton wouldn't have wiped her ass with the Paris agreement, but overall, yeah, we'd still be on the road to Fuckedville.
It's not even the politicians really; that's an easy scapegoat. Humans as a whole are unwilling to accept any lifestyle beyond what's most immediately gratifying. If politicians actually were willing to make real change on the climate issue their constituents would force them to back down the moment their energy bills went up a nickel.
But did they fuck?
If you know what is fapremorse, you can imagine this is a bit worse.
I bet he enjoyed fucking his sister, literally like no tomorrow, and then hug each other as strong as they can as they see the explosive expansion coming towards them, I would like to die like that.
But then, it was a false alarm, you will have to live with that, for the rest of your life.
...yikes. Hadn't thought of that.
The Paris Agreement wasn't worth the paper it was printed on.
It's a nice idea, but unless someone can start holding China accountable, the entire thing is pointless.
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You watch too much wrong cartoons, user.
They hadn't Bert the Turtle in Chelyabinsk - and what they did when meteorite exploded? Stayed up and near the windows to get hurt by glass shards.
If you see the flash, user - most probable case that it is normal explosion - and shock wave is main danger of it.
What gets me is how the sister was the one that was up for it. She finally got to live out her degenerate incest fantasies while the brother gets scarred for life.
>the state of fear Americans live in
fucking nuts
too bad it went out of business way back when
given the other stuff it pulled off it's probably effective in the event of a nuclear blast
Gotta say, I’m surprised they showed a non-segregated classroom.
Hillary actually understands how foreign policy works and would have treaded carefully around hostile nations like NK. Trump starts entire crises by posting dumb shit on twitter and not working with his generals.
>That kid at 2:45
>His fucking face
Goddamn, /SS/ was strong, even in the day.
Most schools in the US weren't the garbage fire we've agreed to call the South.
I mean, it wasn’t just the south though it takes the cake in general shittiness. I’m from Detroit and the effects of decades of segregation are still sharply evident.
At least they didn't lie and fill people with false hope.
>Bomb goes off? You're fucked, and your death will be slow and agonising.
this but unironically
Is that where they sampled the narrator from the Atomic Ant music video?
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Hillary wanted to come down on Russia over the middle east making them her boogeyman to defend America against and decades of appeasement to NK has done nothing but stagnate relations between everyone involved.
NK gets away with outright acts of war shelling SK civilians, sinking an SK navy ship and the response is more talks that amount to nothing. When Trump geared up the military for a possible war NK shit themselves and agreed to go into talks with SK. That's a massive difference from the usual and for the better.
But please keep thinking the crooked whore cares about anything but her own ass. I'd take an asshole businessman over a snake of a politician any day.
>I’m from Detroit
I'm so sorry
Hot. ...
>I'd take an asshole businessman over a snake of a politician any day.
He says despite the fact that said business man is nothing more than a vestige of republican interests and has no legitimate executive power aside from signing the stuff they tell him to and saying dumb shit in public.
The most tsunami state? Hell no they don't have basements. And they drive like snails so you can't even flee the neighborhood.
It's also the movie Hogarth watches in school in The Iron Giant