If you had been turned into a bear by supernatural forces, would you actually stay as a bear if given the chance to change back? Would having a little brother bear be worth it giving up humanity?
If you had been turned into a bear by supernatural forces...
Sebastian White
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Leo Turner
Depends. How much bear pussy do I get?
Gabriel Fisher
Your childhood crush turns into a bear, but that's the only pussy you get.
Joshua Lopez
I don't think I could honestly stick around with some kid I just met.
Christopher Anderson
Where the fuck do you think you are? I was expecting to have to fight off other chad bears in battle just for a chance at bear puss.
>that's the only pussy you get.
Doesn't that also depend on how slow the local hikers are?
Brayden Gonzalez
Fuck ass no. Hell no. Bears die, that's nature.
Carson Jones
seeing how I killed the little bear's mother I rather go back to being a human bean
Chase Morales
>spend the rest of your life looking for food
>avoid hunters and circus performers
>can't jackoff the normal way, need bee hives
>can't play games or watch tv
>live in fear of the possibility of running into a gang of furries
Being a bear sucks.
Andrew Howard
Uh
Jeremiah Moore
I'd like to raise a few concerns on your points.
Dylan Long
I think it depends on how interesting the other bears are.
Isaac Watson
no, but i might dedicate my life to getting revenge on those supernatural forces by any means necessary.
Carson Myers
>I rather go back to being a human bean
Wish granted! You are now a weird bean shaped abomination.
Eli Ortiz
Who is this semon demon?
Juan Miller
Good luck? The supernatural forces are easy to fight.
Landon Adams
Boy are you going to be upset when you hear what happens to humans.
John Taylor
>live in fear of the possibility of running into a gang of furries
Christian Young
truly, a fate worse than death.
nah, you just gotta know where to hit 'em. spend a few years slowly-but-surely converting their followers over to capitalism, then move in and start strip-mining their sacred lands and turning their totem beasts into fast food.
Thomas Ward
Who is this prostate apostate?
Jonathan Ross
Depends, if the alternative is being a dirty native id choose being a bear
Matthew Gonzalez
>if I myself got turned into a bear
I would make it clear I was still sentient, and then get a contract to have a tv sitcom called 'Bearly Together' where I and Allison Brie are an upper middle class family in the big city, who end up in WACKY shenanigans, and also I'm a bear now.
Christopher Wood
And also I can do all the crazy stunts ever, because all my stunt doubles can just be random bears and also they don't have to make sure they stay alive afterwards, so my catchphrase can be me tumbling out of the wreck after going 'Wreah Bah Grauuh' and shrugging with wop wop noises. People would eat this shit up.
Blake Fisher
...
Chase Richardson
Oh... no...
Noah Bennett
Thomas Baker
You're a scary person, user.
Easton Foster
who is the this glans grizzly
Tyler Morgan
>can't jackoff the normal way, need bee hives
Lucas Myers
This is Donna from an old cartoon called Kissyfur. (yes, the gayest possible name ever)
The milfy bear in the intro is her aunt.
Anthony Rodriguez
it's CHRISTOPHER!
Ryder Wilson
Matthew Gonzalez
It would be unbearable.
Jace Wilson
>giving up humanity?
No, I'm not some otherkin furtard.
Eli Cox
not a furry, i would be happier as a bear. real life is pain.
Levi Miller
>Doesn't that also depend on how slow the local hikers are?
This nigga knows what's up.