Where will you be when the bombs fall, Sup Forums?

Where will you be when the bombs fall, Sup Forums?

probably shit posting

underneath your mom

bomb shelter or fuck buddy, take your pick

same

Probably same here

In my room, in front of the computer, jerking off to pony porn

Hawaii.

But not fucking my Sister like that other poor bastard did.

On Hawaii, fucking my non-existent sister.

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Anyone have the screencap for that? I haven't laughed that hard in months.

In Rhode Island, hoping that the naval base in Newport won't be targeted.

I must have missed something incredible. I need to know more.

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Hopefully far enough to survive and keep irradiation to a minimum, but I'll have to leave before the Oak Ridge Power Plant fails, if it hadn't been hit.

Probably in the bathroom, taking a dump.

I swear the false alert in Hawaii being a drill was just an excuse they used to pull off the single greatest IRL trolling in history.

That's the way I'd want to go.

Honestly how would most of you react to a Fallout like situation where the whole world is eradicated and you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic world? Guaranteed most of us would probably die trying to survive if the nukes didn't already take you.

I build my harem from the survivors.

I imagine most of Sup Forums would basically be pic related.

Yeah. We would be the raiders and war boys of the new world.

You fucking wish.

So we don't get any bitches?

I'd be the voice of reason always telling everyone that we would obviously be able to save more people by working together rather than destroying what's left. I would probably be killed early on if post-apocalyptic fiction is any indicator of reality.

I'd either be dead by being choked by my asthma, or I'll have a small group of people under my control/watch. Best way to survive would be to head out to areas farthest away from the blasts and gather supplies along the way. The sooner we can make clean water the better.

You ARE the bitches.

I bring back slavery.

I'm well inside the blast zone for any likely strikes so I don't really care.

Even assuming I was somewhere else far enough away to avoid the blast, the firestorm or the fallout, and I wasn't blinded by accidentally seeing a distant detonation, and I didn't then immediately die to someone who had been blinded while driving or you know just went crazy... there's no such thing as a limited nuclear war.

We'd just die. Probably wouldn't even take weeks for the bulk of survivors to die out. The fantasy of surviving it is just a fantasy. No utilities, no infrastructure - no complex healthcare, no food creation or distribution. Even if you had an imaginary valley "protected" by magical weather patterns, you'd still suffer from inbreeding in your crops and livestock pretty fast, so your lifespan is limited to that. And that's assuming you're not sucking down cobalt isotopes with every drink of water, which you probably are since there's no way for you to replace your potable water infrastructure when it gets irradiated, which it inevitably will.

Nuclear war is a fantasy of the boomer generation and their parents. It's nothing to do with yours. Don't obsess over it; just understand the facts and you'll make less and fewer crappy reactionary decisions than they did on the subjects of nuclear weapons and nuclear power generation.

By becoming a slave.

>not pursuing it
He dropped the ball harder than the guy who activated the alert

>Live in the suburbs of a major city
If the initial blast doesn't fry me, the fallout would melt me from the inside out within a few days.
Assuming I survived that by some bizarre miracle, grab my gun and start trying to make my way south into a climate where freezing to death within a few hours isn't a very real and common possibility.

Nuclear war is not if but when, I agree probably after this generation's time tho. Nuclear power is fucking awesome tho, only fags think letting the chinese pour industrial waste into the sea and atmosphere to make solar panels is a good idea

>4'5
>average

Having an end of the world orgy.

End up as a ghoul and slowly go insane