Questionable Sup Forumsntent Thread

JUST FUCK ALREADY

I hate this shit. Quit the months of subtle looks and commence the fucking

i suppose that at the very least these threads stop jeph from getting clicks. not like that's a win or anything.

That hand on the robot in the second panel is triggering me. Then again most of the anatomy in this comic is shit.

Great author, quality writing
>I'll help my robot buddy get a bf
>I'M GAY! TIME TO FUCK THE ROBOT!!

Will Bubbles get a dildo hand to use in bed?
Where has Marten been?
Will a straight person ever show up again?
When will the next stabbening happen?
Find out the answer to these questions and more, next time!

I think Jeph lurks these threads. He knows that people on here are waiting for the Ro-boning to occur and he's toying with us.

QC has actually gotten to the point where it is starting to read like some kind of Alex Jones-tier conspiracy by advanced computers to turn people gay so nobody has kids and the AIs slowly just inherit the planet without firing a shot. A peaceful, polite end to the human species.

Not everyone can be gay, Jeph. Thats not how it works. It doesn't work statistically or logistically.

so, when is bubbles gonna dump that army surpluss ass and get a quality chassis?

Bubbles will use the Robo-Penis she made for Pintsize.

Which will cause pointless and short lived drama with Claire.

>short lived
You don't know Jeph

>You grafted a penis onto your chasis?
>Turns out it's actually quite simple to modify my body to meet my lover's needs, why have you not done it to ease Marten's asshole?
It'll never happen but the absolute ass-blasting that would happen if we could get an edit of it happening spread out. Jeph would lose all his patreon bucks and he may go on an indiscriminate stabbing spree

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Why does everyone in this comic turn gay at the drop of a hat?

Chemicals in the coffee shop water.

Technically having sex with a robot is not gay.

>one's a cold, souless construct of society
>the other's a robot

sjw comics are such trash it hurts

She's too fuckin stupid

Cue jeph picking up a different storyline for a month, bleuballing us again when we were so damn close to the edge.

I'd agree with you if any of them had been in the coffee shop in years.

>another episode of Faye not fucking the robot

>Will Bubbles get a dildo hand to use in bed?
Her arm will transform into a giant dildo, kinda like a porno parody Mega Man. In another similarity it will also be called the Mega Buster, which is what it will do to Faye's anus.

Stop reading Questionable Content.

Thanks to Jeph I hate the gays and robots more than ever.

So the black girl used the Jean Grey your gay powers?

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Do not read Questionable Content.

Part of the war Bubbles fought in, included a gay-bomb being dropped.

SOON

I gotta ask why do you guys care? I mean even when they do have sex Jeph's not going to draw it. You'll never see it are you honestly interested in the relationship if not why do you care?

Who will be the last straight character in QC?

Clint, I guess

isn't that the robot hand guy that's gonna fuck/get fucked by the incredible tumblr hulk?

No, I don't think Clint knows that Elliot is gay

Liquid, we need you!
Either a Nola-upgrade Bubbles, or Faye cheating with Nola, or just a big threesome.

go set an example elsewhere

I get that miseryjerks have their charms, but even giving Jeph Jacques page hits is bad for society at large. Just delete your bookmark, hide the threads and don't look back.

>read through the entire QC archive years ago and staying current

It's so different now, and the transition is a blur in my memory. Where did things go so off the rails?

When Dora broke up with Marten

sounds about right

>Dora and Marten break up: #1799
>Current strip: #3671
So it's been shit for at least half it's total length now.

Yep

was it ever good?

Steve, which is why he never shows up

>I'm going to make a robot
>Draws human with an extra line that draws attention to the fact that he places necks on top of the trapezius.

I can't imagine being this boring.

No, i simply read it, because it is consistently put out. Every mornig when i get to work there is a strip. It's been that way for about 10 years now.

Don't you see? That is the story Jeph is telling! Faye thinks she is only attracted to men, but the right girl (robot) hadn't come along yet. Everyone is pansexual in QC.

That's what SJW's are pretty much doing now. They poisoned the progressive well.

That mouse looks comfy.

>you will never have a snake bro carry you around in his mouth

I’ll see what I can do. I have some work to do today that should have been done over the weekend so I’m a little behind schedule.

Why even squeek?

sometimes I wonder why we allow this but auto-ban the willis comic where even less fucking happens.

but then I remember: robots.

QC never fucks. It is only ever the looks and uncertainty. That's what the whole comic is, the early moments of relationship suspended in a few cells at a time and scattered across months with robot fart jokes to make it last even longer.

How is that even a robot?

>"I haven't even thought about having another mutually important person in my life since X"
This is the biggest bullshit line in the world. Anyone who says this is lying and is just too much of a fucking cunt to actually form a decent relationship, so after repeated failures, they try and convince themselves that it's just "not that important right now".

You realize the timeline of this series is less that 2 years, right?

Stop shilling your garbage here. Stop posting this.

I stopped reading this when they introduced they introduced the tranny.

I can tolerate gays but the idea of someone having sex with a guys mashed up penis turned into a fake vagina is just revolting.

Has Martin killed himself yet?

Hype!
I'm hoping for the 3-way, or the cheating, really.

>cheating
shit taste

I’m sure there are people on other sites that want the robofucking who he’s also toying with.

I’ll try to get something done today.

>implying the Tranny is post op

I could almost accept marten fucking post op, but its just too much to accept pre op

Clinton and Elliot both like Brun so the only logical way to settle that matter is for all three of them to end up in a polyamorous relationship with eachother. Also Clinton and Elliot had some brief shipping moments, including when Clinton called Elliot a ‘big sweetie’ and then blushed because he’d said that out loud. In another piece of media, this could just be a harmless joke but in Questionable Content that basically means they’re married now.

Clinton and elliot sword duel to the first blood for brun but they realize the retard was just a hack all along and they end up as a gay couple.
The retard shot by an home invader along with black faye.

In a shocking twist it is revealed that Black Faye is the shooter, only for a second, even more shocking twist to discover it's actually Brun who was the shooter and is trying to frame Black Faye.

Noice

Why the fuck do you feckless fucks still read this fucking garbage? And no, I dropped it long before "that".

Thanks, I removed the collar

Why does a robot built for war have a gender anyway

AI’s In this world have emergent behavior and there was probably some sort of law that stipulated that ai’s be issued chassis that fit with the orientation of their AI. Male and female chassis probably cost about the same so it probably wouldn’t be a big deal.

How do we activate the sleeper agent to "remove" Jeph, and make Liquid take over? You don't have to take it to "full-blown porn comic" either.

Thanks. Tho I don’t think I can work at Jeph’s pace. Besides, I’ve had numerous opportunities to get something started and sort of had difficulty getting rubber on the road. I also don’t have the charisma or shock value to get a large enough audience to do something consequential.

Want to add this to the dropbox for color?

Alright. It’s in there. Named “romance story”

why does a robot built for war have PTSD?

we could play this game all day

why doesn't the robot fuck Faye already?

This game is fun

>I mean even when they do have sex Jeph's not going to draw it. You'll never see it
We have Liquidmark for that

he's gonna use this as an excuse to make the tranny even uglier

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>Those shorts.

For all the fame of having a lot of representation, the artist is really really really bad at actually representing people.

Oh hey it's...uh. That guy who fucked the tranny. What was his name again? It's been so, so long.

This fucker right here called it, 100%.

most background characters aren't named

>shitty webcomic is losing clicks, what do?
>post it on Sup Forums ironically
>accidently posts as yelling bird

We're on to you, Jacques. Stop shilling in here.

I’ve come to a realization. Geoph knows the most important principle of shitty writing: the only driving force of shitty fiction is unresolved sexual tension. Faye will not fuck the robot until we no longer want it. And by then, we’ll be waiting for some other characters we hate even more to fuck. Sex is the story killer, but the promise of sex is the story itself.

I really, really want to titfuck that thing. I wonder if it would even feel good.

Patreon bux.

>Why does everyone in this comic turn gay at the drop of a hat?
When your audience is Tumblr, you can substitute plot and character for implied queerness and earn a million dollars.

>this could just be a harmless joke but in Questionable Content that basically means they’re married now.
Why did this make me laugh so fucking hard.

I’m already waiting for the Brun sandwich so as far as I’m concerned the robot can be fucked any time now.

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For $2000 it better feel real

Lies, we all know SJW's don't buy stuff they claim is being progressive. If this was the case, Jeph should be rolling in 6-figure Tumblr bux.

See: Disney Star Wars and Marvel Comics for things that SJW's never buy.

I used this as my Twitter avatar for like 3 months and couldn't shake a single follower, they must all be bot accounts

>Jeph should be rolling in 6-figure Tumblr bux.
he is ain't he?

>not drawing Claire in this

That’s what tumblr art just looks like though. They love making characters look hairy and ugly and then celebrating how much more ‘realistic’ it looks.

Jeph makes six figures on patreon