THE MADMEN DID IT

THE MADMEN DID IT

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Does this mean that it was proportionally more succesful than the real deal?

Yes. Yes, it does.

Eh, there was barely any Wonder Woman in it.

>every time i saw the sun, i wasn't alone
what did she mean by this

HERE COME ALL MUSHROOM TIP
HE COMES GROOVING UP SLOWLY

Essential Porn Parodies?

Bonus points if Sup Forums related

Rugrats.

I'm torn, guys. On the one hand, it's a porn parody. On the other hand...

>Every time I saw the sun, I wasn't alone

That's oddly inspirational, and honestly reads a little bit like something Superman would say. Also, this parody has Green Lantern, so that's another point in its favor.

>it has a gay Green Lantern

Representation and fanboy pandering all in one!

Porn is like that, yeah.

So is GL being gay the representation part or the fanboy pandering part? Because I know a lot of GL fans that are really into the whole Hal/Sinestro thing.

The former. Fanboy pandering was including GL in the first place.

...

She got the most scenes totaling 3 out of 5 of the scenes it even did Evil Superman

>That Batwoman
>That evil Superman costume and S
>That actually decent Lantern costume
God damn, this porno looks fantastic.

This was far funnier than it had any right to be.

The first was without costume if I remember correctly and in the last she barely wore it. This is a big minus in my book.

If it was fan pandering, Hal would have a BDSM flavored scene with Sinestro. Alas, we are not that fortunate.

GL wasn't gay in the movie? I mean I skimmed through it but he was fucking girls.

user the gay parody is superior.

>Bald Aquaman
This is heresy and you know it.

Is superman Shia Labeouf

WW better be a tranny

She's a drag queen. Manila Luzon from RuPaul's Drag Race.

So, I don't know if anyone's been closely following this shit, but there's an actual continuity between all the Axel Braun's parodies of DC. This universe includes parodies of:
>The Dark Knight
>Man of Steel
>Supergirl
>Wonder Woman
>Batman v Superman
>Suicide Squad
and now Justice League
and that's without taking into account the Spiderman/Superman crossover, which would make Axel Braun's Marvel Universe also cannon to Axel Braun's DC Universe
what a time to be alive

It's okay for Hall but no Alan?

It’s a cinematic porn universe.

>the actual GL gay porn parody had a scene with Hector Hammond but not Sinestro
forever salty

>cinematic porn universe

WHAT THE FUCK

The D-seedCU

Truly this is the best timeline.

cont.
so here's the general plot of the universe till JL, feel free to correct me if i'm wrong:
The Dark Knight
>Joker captures, rapes and shots Batgirl
>Nightwing is busy chasing down Poison Ivy
>with the help of Catwoman he tracks down Bane, who captured Talia
>Talia and Catwoman betray Bats
>Batman got it's back broken and was cucked by Bane

Man of Steel
>Superman abandoned Lois after he accidentally killed Livewire
>presiden Luthor puts a price on Supes' head, contacts Silver Banshee and Angle Man
>with the help of Talia, Luthor creates Bizarro
>Clark decides to give up his powers with help of Doctor Fate and go on a self discovering journey to the Fortress of Solitude
>Bizarro tracks him down and as Clark get his powers back in time to fight him
>Wonder Womans comes to the Fortress to tell him they need his help

Wonder Woman
>Wonder Woman captures Angle Man, but he teleports out
>Batman and Batgirl are ok now, lol
>but Bruce was hurt by Killer Croc so he sends Batgirl to help Diana fight Ares
>meanwhile, Bruce concludes that Angle Man's tech is from Apokolips
>Diana tries to convince Superman to come back

Batman V Superman
>presiden Luthor is about to be exonerated for the Bizarro debacle
>now Supergirl is Luthor's secret weapon (and cock socket)
>Superman is still fugitive, staying with Maxima at her planet
>Batman is trying to track down Catwoman, and fights with Harley Queen
>Luthor contacts the Joker to kidnap Lois Lane
>with the help of HQ and Catwoman, the
Joker captures and kills Lois
>Superman comes back to earth and is about to kill everyone involving in Lois assassination
>Batman stands on his way
>they're about to fight but Wonder Womans intervenes and discovers Luthor's plot

I'll continue later

The oceans are less salty than I am over this. ;_;

I liked Alison Tyler as Wonder Woman more.

....that sounds coherent. what the fuck.

:^)

They just looked at what the actual movies are doing and did the opposite.

>Decent cinema universe
>Plots make since as a single story
>Plus I get to jerk off

If America had any guts, it would let these movies get theatrical releases.

Add porn sequences instead of action?

>mousefags will never have porn parodies
>shit on the DCEU as revenge
Oh well.

...

Assvengers.

This was completely retarded and I feel ashamed of using the same site as the people who wrote it.

At the same time, it's absolutely amazing that it actually got made.

"She kicks high."

youtube.com/watch?v=7Jfzh2s3jlE

>gay porn
>woman in middle

>woman
Ehehehehe.

>woman in middle

No one tell him the truth.

Women can be gay, too, user. Look here:

>woman in middle
Neo-Sup Forums, lady(boys) and gentlemen

They were all working through the night. It's an expression to say how much work everyone put in.

>that sudden flopping dick for a split second at 00:12
wew

holy shit
This plot actually makes more sense than the crap the DCEU gave us

that Japanese fanservice anime inspired shot at 0:12

>Fucking Angleman

Wait a minute
Why is there a trap in this gay porno?
Everyone knows traps aren't gay.
Something doesn't add up here...

>now Supergirl is Luthor's secret weapon (and cock socket)
Man, it's such a shame about that pants costume. All the best scenes I've seen her in have that stupid pants outfit.

>woman

i'm back with thirty percent more spelling errors
first, a little something I forgot of WW
>Killer Frost, who provided Angle Man of his tecnology, confronts him and kills him for loosing that one piece of tech
>she's mentioned to be working for Luthor
now, let's move on

Supergirl
>Supergirl faces Brainiac
>she knows about Vril
>she wakes up besides Luthor, it was a dream
>turns out Luthor brainwashed Kara and put a chip to controll her
>Luthor payed Enchantress to put a spell on Kara in case the chip failed
>Brainiac is invading for real
>Kara's dream was actually she starting to remember past encounters with him
>Clark is tangled up with Cat Grant and Jimmy Olsen
>Batman sends a supersonic beacon to Superman
>Supergirls shows up instead
>Bats tells her she's been manipulated and helps her to wreck Brainiac's shit
>to get rid of Enchantress spell, she must become a normal human
>Bruce creates a serum that nullfies her powers for 24 hours
>confronts Luthor
>Luthor just fucking shots her in the head
>she lays on the floor bleeding out and dying just has the serum wears out

Suicide Squad
>Katana goes to Harley Queen's nuthouse cell to recruit her for the squad
>the line up consist of Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, Killer Frost, Flag (who is jailed for some reason) and the other two
>Flag calls on Waller's bluff of the injected bombs and gets blown up in his mere forty seconds of screen time
>they have to retrieve someone from Arkham stagin it as a prision riot
>first they meet with Enchantres to infiltrate Arkham
>her magic has been on the fritz since her affair with Luthor
>puts a spell on everyone to look like security guards except Harley who is the inmate they are bringing in
>KF got a side task of Waller: freeing the Riddler
>she find Poison Ivy
>tells her that Waller also hired her to find Nigma but failed
>frees both
>Riddle warns them that the death of president Luthor was faked and that Darkseid is coming

Looking at the sun makes you go blind you morons, inspiration my ass!

I can't respect anything that isn't based on Ostrander's SS, even porn.

You don't need to look at the sun to see it.

>dat Killer Frost

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>A fucking porn parody gets Superman better than the DCEU

So, are MoS and WW happening concurrently?

Was there a blowbang scene? This is essential.

At this point, Robot Chicken gets Superman better than the DCEU.

The fact that Karlee Grey wasn’t cast as Wonder Woman will always piss me off

>Not Divine

Well, it nailed the production value.

No fucking way that's a man.

But porn Superman kills someone too, shitposter-kun.

Robot Chicken!Superman is a dick. Still better than the DCEU version.

Not an argument.

and regrets it so much that he gives up being a super hero

SeeNice try, Snyderfags.

cont. with SS
>Harley sets the target free: the Joker (also, he now is Leto!Joker instead of Ledger!Joker like in the other parodies)
>Joker goes nuts cause Harley fucked Batman in BvS
>Killer Frost traps Katana and Deadshot in a room so they take the fall for the riot, as instructed by Waller
>Batman tries to stop Harley and Joker
>they meet up with Deadshot and Katana and go their merry way
> end scene: Waller and Flag laughing their ass of of the nano-injected bomb bullshit

Justice League
>Lashina sends Knockout to earth to neutralize Superman
>by order of Waller, capt. Hal Jordan goes to Diana Prince and reveals himself as the Green Lantern
>WW knows of the impending threat of Darkseid
>Batman has retired and is living with Catwoman after an encounter with the League of Assasins left him badly injured
>Clark is working on a farm surrounded by kryptonite as a normal man
>Knockout aproachs him and recruits for Darkseid
>Supergirl is missing
>Gotham is now protected by Batwoman
>WW recruits her for the League
>Batman gets out of retirement
>Luthor goes in public in an interview with Cat Grant to deny the acusations of his involvment in the Bizarro incident, the dissapearing of Supergirl and the recent acusations of complicity with the disapreance of the enviromentalist Arthur Curry
>Bruce recruits Barry for the League
>the team meets up at the batcave
>evil!Supes crashes the party
>credits roll has they are about to fight

now, I've got some funfacts about the DCPU(DC Porn Universe):
>in the dvd version of all the movies, theres a sfw edition of the movie that cuts down all the fucking to apreciate the fine ploting work
>Wonder Woman is played by a diferent actress in every movie
>Zatana, Constantine, Chetah and Lana also have scenes but they were not relevant to the plot

hope you guy enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed through all the porn I have stored

at least she uses the skirt in that last scene with Batman

Man, Supes does fuck all during this entire franchise.

his whole arc is kinda of lame, since he kills Livewire he's all muh uncontrollable power, and then comes BvS and he progresses to muh lois muh tragedy
the funny thing is that Superman is the one only character played by the same actor across all the movies

that PG porn edit needs to be shared

Dude...
Ignore the wig and the bow. Look at the hands. Or the arms. Or the shoulders. Or the skull width. Or the chin.

...

Yeah, I was expecting him to overcum his internal struggle by at least the fourth movie. Also, why is Bats back with Catwoman after the Bane thing. You can't pretend she cared about him and didn't want him broke when she fucked Bane on top of Bats' paralyzed body.

>uses Poison Ivy
>Casts a chestlet

She's too short.

user, you are making me want to watch this.

Edward Penishands. Because the makeup on those dongs is fucking PHENOMENAL. It's impossible to watch without laughing and the girls really try to go all out. Really great acting. And by acting I mean fake enjoyment. Them not laughing or even cracking a smile during this movie is unreal.

I'm sorry, user.
'Tis a strange world we live in.

Looks like Gal Wiseau's brother also works in the film industry.

that one was ok, but I'm dissapointed that it was just one scene long and WW didn't bonk Trevor
I mean >she got >her dick sucked for a minute and then went full passive

do it user, it's worth it

When do you think they'll incorporate Earth 2 characters? I'd like to see a scene with Supergirl and Powergirl

Casualfag here. I thought gays went more for twinks.

There's a market for everyone. It's pretty common for twinks to go after big burly dudes.

EVERYONE? Even say, fat cheeto eating anime sperges or say Chris Chan or Dobson?

Well, all body types I mean. Even the severely overweight are fetishized by some.

>fat cheeto eating anime sperges
In some cases, yes.

Who was Hal gay with?

Does Batwoman get a dicking?

Whedon's Superman was pretty good character wise.