I have £9,877 saved up

I have £9,877 saved up.

what small business can I start to help make /Britain Great Again/?

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Gun shop

news company dedicated to reporting on muslim crime/rape

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a boipucci store
it's easy
you rent yourself out

pest extermination

sell kebabs with bacon on them

fish and shits

Noose shop.

Kebab shop

Make a down payment on a multi-family home, rent out the rooms to pay the mortgage

>Buy £8k worth of sniff.
>acquire creatine and a little benzocaine to mix it with
>????
>Profit!

do the least parasitic thig you can.

services are good. im in lawncare. 10 k $ is enough to get a lettered truck. 2 commercial mower. do door ro door and enjoy being free.

Donate them to UKIP

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Nice digits, its meant to be.

Hard to argue with trips but IDK how youre gonna have a gun shop OP. Maybe kek says your destiny is America

Though trips of truth have spoken, alas guns and spoons are banned here...

Sadly considered a hate crime to do that...

I'm considering just going to college if I'm going to get shit advice like this.

Islamic library

If only there was some kind of /biz/ness board you could ask and get an answer from people who vaguely know what they're doing, instead of from a bunch of teenagers role-playing as Nazis.

/biz/ is a slow board. I'm getting more responses here.

Is there a noose tying course?

Maybe they won't be banned soon

You could always move to the United States

>Though trips of truth have spoken, alas guns and spoons are banned here...

This meme needs to die

Sell Sup Forums merch. Guy on /biz/ printed up meme tshirts and is making a packet now. Loads of people are flogging 4ch stuff, but its all shit quality. Jackie Sup Forums don't seem to care.

Lpok at the atrocity in pic related

renting your boipucci out is never a bad idea

>landscaping
>letting property
>shit advice

You know what, how does fuck you sound instead?

>/biz/
>knowing anything about business

wew lad

Most of them are probably worse off than OP

Something you actually produce. I don't care what it is you're doing (carpentry, metalworking...) but if you truly want to make britain great again, start by reviving your dead industrial sector.

>alas guns and spoons are banned here...

Stop exaggerating, I have been to Britain. Everyone over 18 can buy any kind of cutlery without a license.

I do mobile auto detailing, part time.

I don't make any less than $30.00 per hour. That's what's I aim for mentally.

But being that it's a luxury-type service, people usually give you a tip. I've come away with as much as $50.00 per hour.

Being small-time, being free of taxes is a big help too.

All my equipment can fit in a sedan.

If I were more efficient in the beginning, my start-up hardware costs probably wouldn't have topped $1,000.

It's ball-busting, though. And you have to be obsessed with cleanliness and details.

Any old shit-skin can run a water extractor through a car. But that's not befitting Great Britain.

Here is a Brit who loves what he does.

youtube.com/user/CarCleaningGuru/videos

/biz/ is also generally the same people roleplaying as nazis but they are also roleplaying wall street tycoons and entrepeneurs. Sup Forums is no longer a viable resource for much at all, although it used to be.

Guns are not banned here, though some calibres are heavily controlled. As a consequence, there are quite a few gun shops in England - where dya think farmer giles gets his shotgun from?

halal meat market

>asks for advice
>goes on full-defense when he gets advice

Not going to make it with that attitude.
Services are always good investment, better if they are high in demand services.

Explain how I can start a gun store in a country where buying a gun is just asking to be put on a MI5 and GCHQ watchlist

Following on, how about liquidating your pepe collection?

Lower quality though

Or rip off fellow anons and do pic related

and you threw them responses straight back at everyone.
Was right. How does fuck you sound? Ungrateful little shit, Hope you lose the lot

food truck

Start a British Drudge Report
Call it Bong Report. Have Nigel sponsor you.

Sex change then stripping/hooking if you're the little beta faggot that I know you are

The west is not small business friendly. 95% of businesses fail. Save your money imo.

>fetus porn
>hillary feltch

>The west is not small business friendly.

True. Are your parents Brits who emigrated when the writing was on the wall in the 60's/70's? A lot of Brits went Oz

None, buy pounds with it while they are cheap but then sell then once kebab removed

youtube.com/watch?v=o3Es-PRMAg0

>buy pounds with pounds

how stupid are you?

>le GCHQ maymay

gov.uk/register-as-a-firearms-dealer

Litterally follow the instructions on the government's own website.

This is not shit advice cuck. Not willing to take on the risk? Guess you're just destined to be a poor fag forever.

a lemonade stand

These. Sell artisan shit to students and yuppies

How old are you?

A small convenience store which sells based things like Rasperry Pi's, Arduinos, USB sticks and cool magazines.

A corner store for the digital age. With a computer where people can
>KEK

Buy a 10k car.
Sell it for 11k.
Continue.
Profit.

Start buying cheap flats in bad condition.
Make them new with your own labor.
Sell it for twice the price you bought it.
Continue.
Profit.

If you just want a lazy mans business then go for RealEstate start a little firm buy an expensive dress, get an expensive hair cut and start to sell other people property.

contact the Kebabliminators about starting a local franchise

This

Look into medical market, automotive, production, even specialty.
Purchase 3d printer or lease a couple.
Get to work.

Brothel.

No, seriously man. Just hire 10^m flat +whore and you are set, 30% of her earnings goes to you. Pretty ones can easly earn like 1500$ day, that is around 30000 per month/9000$ for you.

>Germany in charge of economics

Computer repair

Unironically this.

The refugee crisis has made me rich.

for sure ? get a small hotdog,bratwurst etc thing and stand in front of the supermarkets..if you work 6 days a week you can get 4-6k a month.

based aussie

Actually I change my mind to this. Do this and stick it on a major university campus or somewhere popular in a large city.

Your country is filled with a bunch of do nothings.
You can literally double that money in a few months.

When I was there I just bought shit cars for like 500 pounds I sorted out a few small problems with them and popped another 300 pounds at sale.

I sometimes just had to clean the interior and give the exterior a polish and then sell it off as a profit.

Its so fucking easy to make money in Britain

This.

>start firearms company
>produce a few thousand rifles
>sell a few prototypes to governments/etc
>keep them in storage
>store ammo too for """testing"""
>happening happens
>whole neighborhood now has rifles and ammo

Britain is going to be Great Again, so don't fret.

Trump is already friends with Nigel and is already promising awesome trade deals. Hell, PM May just said she is going to be super-strict with immigration too.

>Its so fucking easy to make money in Britain

Then why are you in South Africa?

sorry it sticks around cuz its true

Yeah you can buy them, can't carry them though

People don't tip here m8

i have £15,000

do you want to join up and create a slightly larger, crappier business?

I have 9500 krautbucks

I'm in lads

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Real estate is such a fucking easy way to get rich, you just set up a property manager to collect your rent, sit back and relax. literally all you need to do is make sure the rent will cover expenses.

and fill it with polish chicks

BBC vocational school.

Kebab shop

Send me your money and I will send you the business plan

£60,000 here.
>10 years of work since 16, proud of myself.
Too bad I'll never afford a house.

I have no idea how the real world works.

Is £9000 considered a lot in savings? Can you actually start a business with that? What do people usually have sitting in their bank account?

pm me your sort code and account number and i will wire the money

hahaha house prices in the UK aren't as low as yours. 10k isn't nearly enough for a down payment in Europe

Most people have little to nothing in the bank, they just spend everything that comes their way

You're opening a gun shop, bro.

OP
make
invest 1000 in high risk stock (for example TPEIR)
invest 1000 in medium risk stock (for example AAPL)
invest 1000 in safe funds (any ETF or Fund)

Use the remaining 7000 to learn a trade or get a degree.

That way you aren't really losing money because you have invested 3000 and you perhaps find something you're good at and can make money of of it

if he doesnt do it can you take the money back

>as low as yours
>tiny 2 bedroom home is over 700k in my city

Donate it to your local mosque.

Than you're living in one of the few extreme expensive cities in the US.

Overal you house prices are really low compared to Europe

Whore yourself out on the street.

Burka shop.

Buy Kneepads. These will greatly increase the amount of cocks you can blow.

kys, it's because of pessimistic liberal fucks like you shitting up the place.

sounds degenerate as hell. sign me up

I've got an extra £22k to chip in on this venture plus a pristine credit score and even a little industrial property.

Lets make a deal user. You come up with an excellent idea, and I'll give you 20%.

make a swim center for kids

Starting a business can be done for around £80 generally... at least that's roughly what it costs to register with companies house, and secure the IP of your company name and logo.

Everything else however, likely costs more.. depending...

If you can manage... buy stuff at auctions cheap, restore and repait, and sell on for more.

Don't listen to this guy, if you want to invest in stocks, make sure you learn the fundamentals of any company you want to invest in, otherwise you're just speculating, which is barley better than gambling

while you are 888% correct, I wasn't suggesting otherwise. I'm just telling him to create a portfolio with such a 'build'