seriously can we stop with this kek shit? No matter how funny or satirical the meme may be, it would be nice if Christians could hang out here without participating in such a near occasion of mediate material cooperation in sin (on top of what is already encountered on the site) - as we are your most formidable allies in the fight against all this demonic pedo bullshit.
I know that this will be tough for many to consider without posting a thousand images & photoshops of that damned toad, but seriously... 1st commandment stuff here - moral sin for Catholics. I'm looking at you, you teen/college-aged atheists/agnostics rebelling against your parents religiosity.
Ave Maria. Praised be Jesus Christ.
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God, our Lord, King of ages, All-powerful and Almighty, you who made everything and who transform everything simply by your will; you who changed into dew the flames of the seven-times hotter furnace and protected and saved your three holy children.
You are the doctor and physician of our souls. You are the salvation of those who turn to you. We beseech you to make powerless, banish, and drive out every diabolic power and presence; every evil influence, malefice or evil eye and all evil actions aimed against us. Where there is envy and malice, give us an abundance of goodness, endurance, victory and charity. O Lord, you who love man, We beg you to reach out your powerful hands and your most high and mighty arms and come to our aid.
Send your angel of peace over us, to protect our bodies and souls. May he keep at bay and vanquish every evil power, every poison or malice invoked against us by corrupt and envious people.
Then under the protection of your authority may we sing with gratitude, “The Lord is our salvation; whom should we fear?” We will not fear evil because you are with us, our God, our strength, our powerful Lord, Lord of peace, Father of all ages. Amen.
Kek is the one true God. I hope you will see the light.
Shadilay, my friend
Nathan Sullivan
We have /christ/ threads pretty often
Isaiah Perry
Is other people's religion bothering you, user?
Jeremiah Thompson
Kek is a guide for lost souls that have naively renounced their Lord without understanding what they were doing. The kids need Kek, it will take time but eventually Kek will guide them to Christ like he did once before. Even Satan isn't simply malevolent, he is only dangerous if you are tempted to place him and his fruits above God.
Joshua Allen
really makes you think
Ryan Martin
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Ryan Jones
white's are pagan. cheers.
Christian Nelson
My trips prove kek exists as the 1 true god
Lucas Nelson
Get gassed fag. these trips will show you kek is real and that you'll do well not to displease him.
Jack Green
Go suck jesus cock
Easton Rodriguez
No we cant, Kek is our guide and our brand now, the world know us by the god
James Wilson
faggot
PRAISE KEK
Samuel Carter
I became a Christian thanks to this election cycle. Kek actually helped me see the light lol
Aiden Sanders
Fuck you in the ass. Get your fucking pope and shitty clergy to stop promoting white genocide and then you'll have the right to talk. Kek delivers the goods. The Church (tm), not so much.
Blake Baker
Failure.jpg I hope you get rekt by almighty Kek
Isaiah Taylor
Praise Kek
Colton Cooper
>Bushes
Every time. Ben is a God among men.
Evan Ross
Im a christian, but I am surprised this meme magic has worked. Is kek real? Is kek the beast? Is kek yahweh?
Nicholas Brooks
Wasnt completely sure if you were serious until i read Encouraging, but probably more damage being done in the meantime than good.
Connor Stewart
Shadilay, anons.
Gavin Morris
Yes it is just as much a caged religion as the church
Austin Wright
CHECKED
Isaiah Robinson
Stay mad christcuck. Your god is more irrelevant than an internet frog meme. Keep worshing the jew on a stick.
Brandon Nelson
>implying christians don't have a child like mentality
Landon Phillips
Kek is with us!
Jose Edwards
non-sequitur
Ian Ramirez
This is not sunday school, faggot Go suck bishop balls
Luke Nelson
Jesus Christ can't get hit a curve ball.
Jesus Christ didn't get our saviour elected.
Praise Kek.
Xavier Cruz
>triggered
Joshua Reyes
Don't make me call the Sup Forumsish Inquisition, that's a path you don't want to go down friend.
Charles Perez
We have to have a child-like mentality in a way. It relates to faith. It's in the Gospels, too.
Eli Perez
Jesus and his cucks only have a couple of lame ass miracles and saint faggots.
Kek has reality warping memetics, nice gets and plenty of butthurt from our enemies.
You can hang out in here, remember that Kek is a thousand times more awesome, every other god works for Kek.
Nathan Thomas
God stood by while humanity got Rekt. Kek is here with us now.
Luke Bailey
>I'm looking at you, you teen/college-aged atheists/agnostics rebelling against your parents religiosity. I'm 29. My parent weren't religious, I consider myself as a believer in god, though I reject every man-made churches/religions. Fuck your christcuckery, your apologist viewpoint is what made the white men suffer in this age. If you wanna talk about the jew on the stick, find a board or site for your religion, but DO NOT tell me what to believe in.
Aiden White
You guys do realize that you would be much more counter-cultural if you were Catholic right? Whose back do you think these satanists have their target on?
Dylan Wright
It's called Providence anons. The problem is most of the people on this board aren't saved, and so in their blindness to the Holy Spirit, they attribute the acts of God to an idol.
Which is honestly hilarious as much as it is sad. People will unironically believe that an ancient Egyptian idol actually has power over reality, but they mock the Living God and scorn His believers
Andrew Ward
K E K MIT U N S
Evan Parker
Oh we'll have an inquisition.
Cooper Wright
All the prayers to Jesus Christ in the last 2,000 years could not accomplish what Kek did in a matter of months.
Carter Stewart
>Praised be Jesus Christ
Leo Lopez
How dare you invade my temple
Jeremiah Bell
Testify!
Luke Roberts
>Which is honestly hilarious as much as it is sad. People will unironically believe that an ancient Egyptian idol actually has power over reality, but they mock the Living God and scorn His believers
So much Truth!
Brody Edwards
No ones forcing you to do anything are you that much of a cuck that you can't control what you post? also Kek > some dead Arab carpenter.
Levi Harris
ALL PRAISE KEK
Jackson Howard
Now and forever
Jacob Edwards
jidf says kek is racist, so no
Hudson Brown
fell for the religion meme fell for the bad/evil meme
No one in reality actually believes in christianity deep down - if anyone did the world would be a living hell.
Aiden Torres
Praised.
Liam Gutierrez
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Oliver Sullivan
nah, it's stiff doctrine and supression of other beliefs that killed Christianity in the first place, poeple don't like being told what is right and have a need to look for the right path themselves. let them experimment and find the light on their own, it's what free will is for anyways. and besides, who said that every worship is bad? in 10 commandments it literally says that you shouldn't put other spirits ABOVE God, not ignore them completly. and God created many spirits, not all are malevolent, some are also his servants
Jayden Peterson
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Easton Parker
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Cameron Lewis
Have you ever heard of the Roman Martyrology?
Gabriel Murphy
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Liam Price
Behold the power.
Hunter Baker
PRAISE KEK
Jayden Butler
my God predates your (((Christ))) by an infinant amount
Jordan Gomez
You won't be shilling your archaic jew god here, faggot, we dem goys.
Justin Cox
This
Kek could just be an egyptian manifestation of a christian deity, just as pepe is to kek.
Cooper White
Praise Kek.
Kevin Johnson
kill yourself christcuck
kek is god here
KEK IS LOVE E K
I S
L I F E
Grayson Sanders
kek sucks
Adam Moore
Glory to God in the Highest.
Caleb Bennett
>infinant
>this projection
embarrassing.
Jonathan Reed
PRAISE KEK
Carter Diaz
9/66, 13.636363%
Never ceases to amaze me how this happens in KEK praise threads. Unbelievers, see for yourself, count, and let the truth manifest itself through the holy digits.
PRAISE
Xavier Wright
>and and
Andrew Price
The Christian leaders regretfully labelled all spirits as demons for political reasons. The image of Satan as a goat man is purely to associate "satyr worship" with evil. The demonizing of Satan in general is also a political oversimplifying for the masses.
Satan the light bringer represents the main human centric spirit, he gave us self awareness, language and the power over fire. All tools which enabled us to break our contract with nature and live in an unsustainable way that will eventually collapse, this is living in "sin". Christs message includes a blueprint of an eternal sustainable kingdom of God, through this He provided the way out of sin, the only way.
Kek is not Satan or Yahweh or any of the old local spirits but a new born babby spirit of the internet who took the form of an ancient egypian chaos god "for the lulz" and meme warfare purposes. By capturing peoples imaginations he guides them into the metaphorical thinking of our ancestors eventually making them understand why the way forward is through Christ.
Michael Cruz
germany's official religion is christianity.. muslims are taking over your country.. coincidence?
kek is your only hope to rid your country of the islamic scourge. embrace kek
Oliver Green
>The demonizing of Satan satan literally means adversary
Ryan Jones
shut the fuck up, heretic SCUM, do not affront this board with your vile jewish god, kaffir!
Grayson Anderson
If kek isn't real then explain these digits
Jeremiah Clark
Beat it normies.
Christopher Allen
>Christfag >Red-pilled Pick one
Oliver Green
'PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAISE DESU
Gabriel Watson
>Kek is not Satan or Yahweh or any of the old local spirits but a new born babby spirit of the internet who took the form of an ancient egypian chaos god "for the lulz" and meme warfare purposes. By capturing peoples imaginations he guides them into the metaphorical thinking of our ancestors eventually making them understand why the way forward is through Christ.
I wish this was true, but seems to be more the work of satan than anything. literal black vomit coming out of his "followers" posts
Logan Mitchell
KEK WILLS IT.
Sebastian Flores
He is still our adversary, he gave us self awareness for selfish reasons, to tempt us to obey him, we must fight his temptations constantly but that doesn't make him any less part of God's plan. Without the light bringer offending nature by illuminating us we would still be apes.
Elijah Rodriguez
Also, God can never be the author of evil. He only permits it.
William Sullivan
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Aiden Walker
KEK created Good Times
Elijah Martinez
guys we are switching timelines everytime you do a decision.
cern started this in 2012 and time is running faster
Carter King
He is the author of everything, the original "Word", "Thought" or "Meme". The arbiter of logic.
I don't really care what some burger creationist idolaters yell about in their megachurches, they have no authority.