The MLP Kid

The story must be told.
>Be me.
>Be Junior in High School
>In class correcting essay because I dunno.
>Kid in front of me has Newgrounds open, so I try and see if he has the password to the admin wifi.
>Kid closes Newgrounds.
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>opens a word doc and a couple pictures of some ponies
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>proceeds to copy paste his whole fanfic to some brony website
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>mfw there's a kid using staff wifi to get into My Little Pony fanfiction websites

Are you new

Keep going, OP. I'm reading.

So you are 17, right?

Did I just step into a time machine? What year is this?

When I was in school I sometimes looked at pony porn in the cafeteria, backed into a corner and all, because I was just starting to find it and was morbidly curious, sometimes I look at weird porn I'm not even into just because it's interesting/stimulating even if not sexually arousing. Maybe it's just cause I am exceptionally paranoid but I was never caught looking at porn in school. When asked about dating I always said I was attracted to horses instead of humans and they laughed thinking I was joking.

And I saw a grown ass man in shorts wearing a backpack with a button that said "furry as fuck" the other day, but I don't make a thread about it.

good on you

just donkey punch him and move on with your day right

OP your thread sucks

>Be me.
Be dead, this isn't reddit

Fuck you, if it's hot out, I'm going to wear shorts. Jean shorts.

>be me
>enjoy MLP with my toddler daughter
>wind up enjoying the fandom on Sup Forums for the first good season
>feel sad when it all goes to shit
>Shit was 8 years ago though, why aren't you over it yet?

How's the kid?

She's cool. She shuts herself up in her room and reads Percy Jackson novels and the like all day. So I'm glad we had cartoons and Three Stooges shorts together when she was little.

Sounds like she oughta get out more, lest she eventually end up here.

Where is the purple dinosaur

>be me
>in class
>some faggot is using the class smartboard, like always
>listening to concerts on the board
>the computer he usually uses to watch barney is broken
>fucking barney
>starts playing barney right next to the concerts on the board
I can't listen to those bands anymore to this day

Godzilla's not purple you muppet

>admits he's a junior in highschool
Mod's he has literally admitted to being underage

PUBLIC BAN.

I took it that he's telling a story from a long time ago, but maybe you're right.

>MLP Kid
>2012 was 6 years ago
>fags who were in middle school can post here now

Did I just go back to 2010?

>Shit was 8 years ago though, why aren't you over it yet?
What do you mean, you miss the fandom before it turned full reddit/tumblr?