How could a fat guy be so hot?

How could a fat guy be so hot?

voice
power
presence

That is not Ronnie.

Time to shamelessly plug my artwork

More cushion for the pushin'

I prefer Lucky Piquel.

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Lucky is the hottest fat guy.

Your standards are very low, user.

I agree. Lucky Piquel is the hottest.

>We will never have a game where Eggman takes over the planet and builds an empire out of the robotisized population and successfully holds it despite being unable to beat Sonic

Wasn't that how Sonic Chronicles ended?

Ambiguous of what happened at the end. Also fuck that game.

Remember the time when Robotnik admitted he ate Sonic's species and that they were delicious

I give you A Day In The Life of Robotnik, by Mark Millar.

Yes, that Mark Millar.

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Some people genuinely find fat guys good looking, they just need to have the right attitude to go along with it.

Perfect casting movie choices.
Game Eggman - Ben Kingsley
SatAM Robotnik - John Goodman

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because there is "lazy fat" and "large and in charge".
"lazy fat" is a common in real life because calories are at an unprecedented level of cheap in the west, but the "I get all the food i want and don't give a fuck about how i look because I fucking run this shit" still has it's mental hooks.

>fat man
>hot

Not in this world. Not in the next. Not ever.

They don't call him Jim Cummings for nothing.