Green Lanterns #40 Storytime

Part One of "Superhuman Trafficking"

Featuring the return of an missing character.
A couple in fact!

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Well, this is a jarring cover, considering today's JL.

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Is G'nort back ?

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why the fuck is Jessica so thirsty?

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The cover and premise made me think of that recent sexfire comic where that mutant girl is kept enslaved in a basement and forced to dress up as X-Men

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Isn't Power Girl still stuck inbetween dimensions or something?

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>the bad guys aren’t using Lantern tech.

But that’s against the rules of neo GL!!!

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Haha, the revolution she supported was all a big sham!

Batman: Green Lanterns: Injustice: Justice League: Superman: Support your LCS.

She likely hasn't seen any action in a long, long time, and since then she's been surrounded by ridiculously hot men and women everyday. There was that thing with Barry but I didn't feel like it went so far as provide any sort of relief.

Also, I really, really hope that this issue will not be the first real step toward Baz and her getting together.

is this the first Firestorm appearance of Rebirth

She spent months/years locking herself in a room with access to all the porn on the internet. She has to adjust to the lack of lewd.

She's got years worth of pent up dick lust to make up for.

>snowflame
The cocaine god is back!

>Jessica wants a hot night with Nightwing
>Tooks the initiative and makes out with Batman
Is there a name for this "I want father and son" fetish?

>Bulleteer
best girl is here

>"Are you interested in men, women or both?"
>Hmm...

Is Jess bi?

Well going by JL, she's definitely a bicycle.

You realize you are asking why would anyone want Dick Grayson on Sup Forums m right?

This arc is getting too meta for me.

>Snowflame

Oh my fucking god, they brought HIM back for Rebirth? That's fucking hilarious. Good job, guys. I'm loving it.

She's coming back in Deathstroke

That's a great costume BoBN, maybe because i'm gay for Black Knight but still

>He makes all the superladies sweat

>sweat

Yeah, I'm sure that's what you meant, Jess. I'm sure that's the specific word you were looking for.

The app's folks are some jerks
Jessica and Simon are really this generation GLs

It's a dating app exclusively for superheroes. Even if she isn't bi, it's worth a look since your average female superhero looks ridiculously hot.

It seems like she's at least a little bi-curious.

I mean, in no way this can't end badly

Wait, so Omega Men is canon now?

I'm... Happy but confused.

The fuck? Powergirl?

Holy fucking shit! Bulleteer is in a speaking role. This is the surprise of the day here.

Huh, Seeley remembered Omega Men and Hypnos from his Grayson was being used in Vega. Good continuity.

>Hypnos scene where greyscale and color are used to denote who's cloaked
I was incredibly impressed by those pages. Maybe I was just oblivious, but I didn't see the ambush coming, and only noticed how it was foreshadowed with the color/greyscale effect during a reread.

Snowflame gets mentioned in modern comics....

All women are thirsty. Society just conditions them to act otherwise.

what happened to Lianna and those Omega Men?

Priest himself admits he doesn't know how to write Jessica.

Bulleteer!

I like to think this a universe where Alix managed to get sally some psychology treatment.

>First Bulleteer
>now those two z-list who showed up in her comic shows up
Somebody was reading seven soldiers.

I've been waiting for this for a long time.

I don't like the way J-Bird's Ring is being written nor Simon's uber-Chad attitude.

See I like uber-chad Simon because it's a distinct personality.

He also remembered continuity for a Grayson Annual that he didn't write.

So meta

That isnt an excuse tho

I'm pretty sure Priest decided to read more JL to get a grasp on writing Jess and Simon, saw Jess continually pining for Barry then decided Jess' thing must be she likes men who are already in a relationship.

>Jess being low key catty towards Simon's past flings
>Jess complimenting with the implication he would be a great catch for anyone
YES YESSSS SIMON/JESSICA IS BEING TEASED.

Speaking of Snowflame, did you know someone made a webcomic about him?

...a surprisingly non-awful webcomic?

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Thanks for the storytime. I don't read GL but checked out this thread on a whim and it was pretty good.

bump

>small time Superheroes
That's my fetish.

well sheeit. better bring in Kyle.

writer already assured fans on twitter that's not the route he was going with this arc. Will end with them just being platonic friends

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I'm having flashbacks of a time before New 52 were this was so common.

So THAT'S why Bagenda is on the book now!

>Snowflame
The cocaine Snowflame? Wew

I think upper right might be a Durlan?

>On one hand fuck off and don't ruin the brotp
>On another hand damn that art is smexy

okay Power Girl is definitely not supposed to be on this earth.

>Not J-Bird

I chose to think that this was a gradual choice over many issues that I haven't caught up to yet instead of a writer slip

all women are at least bi-curious. Maybe she's not through that phase yet

>Batman fighting the Floronic Man with Swamp Thing
sure
>Superman fighting a giant confederate general made out of mud??
wat

Jess is just a hypocrite.
>just a cat
Superhero my ass.

>Pancake Princess

What a fucking NERD

Jess is cute, cute

You know there's a maple syrup based superhero somewhere in Canada who is pissed.

oh fuck of Seeley, I was going to give you one more story arc but after this... This guy has no fucking clue how to write Jessica, just making her a thirsty slut

Couldn't Simon just go to an asteroid and mine some gold or diamond with his ring every now and then to pay rent?

I am here for sitcom shenanigans between Simon and Jess

>Small time hero in gotham

Sure, he probably doesn't deal with the joker or poison ivy, but this guy must be pretty fycking badass

Jess needs to be fucked till she faints.

How silver age

ok so the "men, women or both" line was a plot point, so she could see Night Pilot.

See, this is how you do gayfucking. Gayfucking with a purpose.

You're wrong.

Hold the fucking phone, is that Katar Hol?

If he lives through this arc i'd like him to show up in one of the batbooks

Bulleteer? Why? She hates being involved in superheroics

SEEEELEY

I love this meta shit

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>Kyle hitting on Jess
This is the good shit

Every generation has a Lantern that they grow up with and read
I am glad for me, my Lanterns are Simon and Jessica