I'm just a shill

>I'm just a shill.
>Yes, I'm only a shill.
>And I'm posting here to pay off my bills.

>Well it's a ten-word post with a controversial image.
>It's a ten-word post made from bottom barrel sewage.
>And it's all because I'm gettin' paid, how I hope and pray that I will
>Twenty cents is goodwill for a shill.

>I'm just a shill.
>Yes, I'm only a shill.
>And it's quickly moving further downhill.

>Well I'll insist that this movie is the creme de la creme.
>But I don't cite sources and use ad hominem.
>But I know I'm gonna get some (You)s, at least I hope and pray that I will
>That's the number one skill of a shill.

>I'm just a shill.
>Yes, I'm only a shill.
>And my thread is in the catalog still.

>Well it's devolved to an argument between other folk
>Who've been fooled into fightin' over my little joke.
>And my post is stayin' on page one, how I hope and pray that it will
>For each bump is a thrill to a shill.

Shill! The dust has finally settled! Now you're a paid reviewer!

Does Sup Forums actually have a shilling problem or is this another case of everyone who likes what I like is paid to do so

Probably the second, but it's easier to blame everything you hate on a corporate machine.

I highly doubt shills would bother coming to Sup Forums. It's pissing in a pond of piss, and you might end up smelling worse than when you came in

either you are naive, or you are dumb

You don't know shit, you should probably browse some other boards than Sup Forums

star wars general

Post some evidence then.

So, the second one

MOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOODDS!!!!

>muh proof
That's one of the shill tactic. I have better things to do than entertain you. People who browse Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /po/, /diy/, /x/, Sup Forums know what I'm talking about.

shut the fuck up shill

You made a claim, therefore the burden of proof is on you.

>People who browse Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /po/, /diy/, /x/, Sup Forums know what I'm talking about.
People with opinions different from you?I’m shocked and disgusted.

What the fuck would people be shilling on /x/?

>Sup Forums

I can confirm this. If there's a thread whining about SJWs and there's an article in it, there's a 50/50 chance the editor who wrote that article is the one who started the thread. It's called "clickBAIT" for a reason.

>I can confirm this
>proceeds to make baseless assumptions without any kind of confirmation

checked, digits confirm

Can you really get paid to post on Sup Forums? Where do I sign up?

Super Male Vitality products.

>Asking for evidence is proof of shill now
>"People who browse Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /po/, /diy/, /x/, Sup Forums know what I'm talking about."
Wow, so this is the power of a shill caught in the act and being defensive

Only a shill would talk about wanting to be a shill, you shill!

I think I've seen at least one screencap of a guy outright saying that certain types of marketers like to come to Sup Forums all the time.

While not true corporate shilling, I have periodically seen people trying to push something they may or may not have been personally working on on Sup Forums or other boards.

>"Your waifu is a shill! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!"

I've seen people try to viral their own comics here, like the creator of those Rat Boyfriend comics, but never a huge corporation

Only a shill deals in absolutes.

There was that one guy who kept posting his comic about his armless girl with Rayman hands, almost every day for like two months.

>>But I don't cite sources and use ad hominem.
>>But I know I'm gonna get some (You)s, at least I hope and pray that I will
>>That's the number one skill of a [s] shill.[/s] shitposter

ironic shitposting is still shitposting you shill.

it's usually people trying to shill their own shit, but Sup Forums at the very least does have a paid marketer problem

You poor soyboy

Oh yeah! Door's open boys!