What can I eat that will help? I've looked like a holocaust survivor my whole life.
Got army selection soon and not sure if Im gonna make it.
Kayden Powell
KEK is with UKIP
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Aiden Harris
Yeah right.
Christian Gray
Anyone else feeling massively depressed?
Lincoln Martin
how old are u
Jaxson Brooks
Just eat you clown. Fucking hell. How stupid do you have to be to not understand how to gain weight.
Alexander Nguyen
All the time.
Thomas Lee
You should move to Scotland and stay there you PIECE OF SHIT HAGGIS MUNCHER JUST FUCKING DIE I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ARE RICHER AND HAVE A DEGREE AND WHATEVER FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHA JUST FUCKING STAY THERE
Leo Cruz
...
Nicholas Stewart
Why was he dancing?
Dominic Reed
:DDDDDD pls help
Easton Butler
18 Fucking tried ive been on 2500 calories for months.
Christopher Reyes
Eat many Tunnock's Tea Cakes.
Christopher Barnes
don't know why you'd want to leave tbqh. yeah our politics are shit, but at least our towns are still white
Because he thinks grassroots support within his party relates to popularity in the real world.
Ethan Howard
I don't believe you. Up your calorie intake then if it is not enough.
If my current plan for life fails I will just kill myself tbqh.
William Phillips
Thread Theme in the next thread please. Last I was here there was one in every single thread.
Dominic Diaz
This, as much of a shitehole this place is there's still something about it that makes me want to stay.
Jackson Morgan
...
Thomas Barnes
Remember to vote Yes in indyref2
Wyatt Murphy
Give Northern Ireland to the Republicunts.
BUT
Move all of the Loyalists to London.
There, problem solved.
William Gonzalez
Unless you have a genetic fuck up, bulge and get /fit/, dont be lazy now
Christian Lewis
I wish my depression manifested it's self in a loss of appetite, then I wouldnt be so fucking fat
Benjamin Wright
>2500 calories for months. That's the recommended daily intake for a man. You're gonna need more than that. Pile on the carbs and protein. Treat yourself to a cheesecake every now and then and ffs lift!!
Nathaniel Rivera
Do we get to swap the number of loyalist moving to london with an equal number of shitskins from london?
Parker Foster
Mate of mine's being going to counselling for a while bc of depression. Want to help him out but don't know how really. What would you boys suggest?
Wyatt Bennett
Thanks for the fresh Corbyn lad.
Jeremiah White
Peanut butter Milk Ice cream Chocolate
Absolutely impossible to not gain weight eating that every day
Aaron Sanders
Oral sex
Isaiah Powell
I'm Scottish too lad and I'll be staying here to fix my country before I leave it. Remember that the SNP are fucked next election
Connor Myers
Milk, beer, bread, weed (for appetite), cakes, ready meals. Youll be a fat fuck in no time.
Adrian Edwards
No. It makes the thread look messy.
Liam Watson
Christ lads, fucking downer of a thread or what.
Caleb Thompson
Post BEADY memes
Noah Sanders
Smeg off rimmer.
Alexander Cox
A single theme is ok, it's when people go full autismo and include 9,000+ videos in the OP it gets uncomfy.
Ethan Gutierrez
Why is it okay when the msm lies about Corbyn but not when they lie about Nige?
Nicholas Cook
KYS Rimmer, next thread will have at least 5 videos
Brody Turner
Fellow Mancunians wherefore art thou?
Jordan Watson
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Juan Thompson
So when are you setting your suicide for lads?
I'm working on a 2 year plan at the moment. If it fails then I am out.
Wyatt Hall
>Reminder that my trip code is the real merchant trip, remember it if you want to request something etc.
Hunter Clark
I'm an old fag.
I remember voting for UKIP in the 2004 European election. I remember voting Conservative in the 2005 general election under Blair.
For over a decade I thought our country doomed and felt powerless.
Then the holy year of 2016 arrived.
Do not despair little user we're awakening.
MMXVI
Adrian Jones
If you fail please take out loads of loans before you kill yourself and give me the cash
Tyler Sanchez
no, the whole "beady" thing is a turkroach's attempt at D&C
Mason Ramirez
I'm giving myself until 40. If I haven't got a wife and kids by that age I will off myself.
James Green
Living up to your name, I see.
Nicholas Rivera
Can't take out loans, my credit rating sucks.
Jonathan Howard
Pls no. I'm the real Rimmer and it's my birthday. Don't ruin it for me.
>tfw too stupid to understand this piece of shit programming exercise
Ffs this will be the second uni course I fail.
Gonna hang myself this year lads
Carson Price
I'm ready to go again lad.
Adam Rivera
eBay ones aren't all fake. Got mine last year and it was one of only about 5 for sale from the same person, multiple angle pics and pic of Trump Tower receipt were nice qualifiers.
Aiden Garcia
Jam on cream Devonshire scum
Oliver Phillips
I have made mine too lad.
Carson Flores
This liter of baileys I'm drinking is almost 3600 calories... ran out of whiskey
Joseph Ward
>first for Wotsits
Jaxson Edwards
Well, I'll be disgusted, but I won't threadsplit or cause a disturbance. You're free to make the threads look unaesthetic.
Daniel Martinez
>18 years old >already starting to feel like mark from peep show
