Carl replaces Goku in Dragon Ball, let's assume he keeps the powerups every arc. What changes?

Carl replaces Goku in Dragon Ball, let's assume he keeps the powerups every arc. What changes?

He only fights when someone insults him, not to save the Earth nor desire a challenge. That, and he stays at home, ordering Chi Chi around and demanding sex

>Okay Carl, we need you to hold everyones hands to powerup for Super Saiyan God
>I ain't doin that ya queers

Carl defeats everyone with the Foreigner Belt

>The Saiyans are a race of Carl-like entities

>Carl is so terrible Zamasu swaps bodies with Vegeta instead

>"I just found these friggin dragonballs, I ain't wastin' my damn wish bringing back you losers"

He would be a better father

>Carl lets Krillin kill Vegeta
>HAPPY END UNTIL THE ANDROIDS COME

>Wishes to win his $50 winning bet on the superbowl instead

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>Future Carl dies of an STD instead of a Heart Virus

>he only fights when someone damage his car
ffy

>Shake is Vegeta
>Ezekiel is Trunks
>Meatwad is Chiatzou
>Frylock is Piccolo

>Carl openly flirts with Bulma in front of Vegeta because he knows Vegeta can’t do shit against him in a fight

He achieves Super Saiyan after Freeza blows up his car.

>So, uh, do I get to go out like a badass against these, ah, robo-people or whateva?

>Nah, nah. You, uh, you die like a week beforehand. Some virus, real nasty. Like, uh, like herpes mixed with the clap mixed with, uhhh...

>Mixed with what, jackass?

>Look it's pretty horrible, you should, uh, you should probably get tested. Like, you know, soon...ish.

>THE CHOICE IS YOURS KAKAROT! BUT EITHER WAY, YOU AND THE EARTH WILL PERISH!
>It don't matter, none'a this matters.

>"AY, VAGETA! You think i didn't notice your big stinking spaceball lodged right where my car's front used to be? You're paying to get that fixed and then i'm going to kaikick your ass!"

>Doctor Weird is Gero
>Steve is 19
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! A ROBOT THAT WILL KILL CARL!
THAT ALSO JUST KILLED ME!

Oolong becomes a much more prominent character because of how similar their interests are.

What if Carl has an stand?

>everyone dies and the earth Is destroyed during battle of the gods because Carl refuses to hold hands

Oh...you did not just do dat. My...my CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YO FRIEZMAN! I WASN'T FREAKIN INSURED!

fantastic

Why is Carl so fucking perfect?

STAND NAME: Jersey Yo!

STAND USER: CARL

>never goes to space because no reason to
>whole freeza arc never happens.
>everything ends with cell

We all know what carl's stand name would be:

More than a feeling.

>Carl's only interaction with Gohan amounts to giving him advice on how to pick up chicks and to listen to Foreigner/Boston
>still ends up positively influencing him more than Goku

>Goku
>Fight to save the Earth

Cell would be weak if it were not for Freeza Arc

Remember that he is only strong because he has the DNA of strong warriors

>Gohan ends up as a huge Giants fan
>Carl turns Yamcha in another version of him (like he did to that guy in the series) and that's the reason why Bulma breaks up with him

He would not be weak at all, he was strong because he absorbed people plus both androids. To be fair though they would all die to the androids regardless.

Super's animation quality remains unchanged

Another fucking Goku thread. Jesus Christ.

t. Vegeta

>EY! BALDY! YEAH, YOU WITH THE THIRD EYE! EY, I GOTTA THIRD EYE TOO, BUT YA CAN'T SEE IT THROUGH MY PANTS

YEAHEHEHAAAAH
SUPA' SAIYAN

I TOLD YA YA SHOULDN'T A' FRIGGIN MESSED WITH M-

Nonononono, hold on, I ain't no blondie alright?
I look like a friggin broadway fairy! How do I go back?

>"We uh, we finished hea', Frisbee?"
>"I gotta drop a deuce and some change, so let's go, hahaha, YEAH!"
>"TONIGHT!"

What, ah...
What the hell am I lookin' at?
Some kinda bubblegum midget?
I dunno what you're freakin' out about Elf-man, but this little gummy thing don't look too-
OH HELL NO! HE JUST BLEW UP THE FREAKIN' PLANET WITHOUT EVEN HESITATIN'!
MY FRIGGIN' CAR WAS ON THAT DAMN THING!

Oh dat is friggin' it dere, pilsbury
NO ONE messes wit 2wicked!

Can anime fags please leave. Why are we getting so many shitty crossboarders.

It's been a weird surge of Sup Forums fags lately, Sup Forums must really be shit these days

It's really bad, routine shit posting has taken over everything and shippers are running amok.

That reply just made the comment great!

Already sort of happened in Hunger Patrol of The Hills

Of course

The only reason I'm sure SS2 would be his go to.

Shippers have always been the norm even if annoying. A fags are just annoying and an invasive species like Sup Forums Sup Forums hybrids.

Sup Forums has always been a shit hole.

>>Goku
>>Fight to save the Earth

The people who think Goku is just some fight hungry maniac are retarded as the people who think he's Superman

It's just for Dragon Ball because Sup Forums is the worst place to discuss it. All waifu posting and character faggotry

Yo Saiyaman!

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Actually if Future Trunks showed up, Carl would absolutely go to Gero's lab and kill him three years before the androids showed up

Dragon ball is honorary Sup Forums

his stand gets a requiem form when it puts on the foreigner belt

>mfw this thread

How would Carl react to the Tournament of Power and its various fighters?

>Hey guys I can't frickin' wait to kick some android ass, you know what I'm sayin'?
>Hey uh, anyone's chest hurt alla' sudden? I'm gettin' kinda... kinda weird here.

>You alright Carl?

>Yeah, yeah I'm good... Tell you what, you guys go kick some android ass and I'm just gonna... just gonna lie down here for a sec

>Carl I think you're having a heart attack

>Oh here we go, any time the overweight guy clutches his chest, suddenly it's a heart attack. Why don't you worry about your own chest, Yamcha? Oh, that's right, too late.

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>Polnareff i swear to christ i'm gonna give you ONE. LAST. CHANCE. To join me or i'm gonna kick your ass along with those Joestar assholes. Just walk down those stairs and get the hell out of my house.
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>Heh heh heh, ah you stupid idiot, i keep pushing you down the stairs and you aint noticing. But no seriously GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

>Dad, the Cell Games are in ten days... shouldn't we be training right now?

>Gohan, I ain't gonna lie to you. The impending doom of the entire planet? Best thing to happen to my and your mom's sex life in years. Somethin' about imminent death makes women sex crazy! I can barely stand right now! Why do you think we're just lyin' here on a grassy field? I can't barely feel my pelvis!

>So uh, Android 18, right? Does that mean you're, like, 18 years or what? 'Cause I'm cool with havin'a record or whatever on a counta' I'm wild and unhinged, but dem prison guys, dey aint cool wit' a dude doin' it wit girls what are underage or whateva'.
>Unless it's like japan rules or somethin'. What's the age of consent there, like 9?

or

>GOKU! The Saiyans are coming! You should be training
>Okay first off, I don' know what a friggin' Goku is, so you betta' drop that right friggin' now. Secondly, I'm workin' on my hand eye coordination and my mental fortitude or whateva'
>...Your jacking off to porn Go.. I mean Carl.
>Ya' and I'm coordinatin' my hand with this here 400lb naughty nurse, or at least I was until you walked in here
>...why is she 400lbs?
>Well uhh... yeah... I do this a lot so... It's gotta be like, REAALLY freaky or I can't get nothin'... down dere. You uhh, you know what I mean?

>AY, if dat Masta Rhombus dude can spend most of his damn time whackin' it to the good stuff while I'm out here bustin' my ass to save the world, and then HE gets ripped, the hell's stoppin' me from goin' to town and paintin' the bush Supa Saiyan White instead'a Supa Saiyan Blue, know what I'm sayin'?

I feel like Yajirobe would get along with Carl.

>Ultra instinct is just him slightly better at dodging
>he gets KO’d by Jiren in one punch

How was Goku a bad father?

>Carl gets married
If Carl had access to that kind of power, he'd never settle down, he'd bang everything that moved and if a woman ever told him he got her pregnant, he'd hurl her into the sun

Toriyama went on record saying Goku isn’t a hero, and is a fighting just to fight.

lol

>and to listen to Foreigner/Boston
Carl has such good taste.

Hell, adding Carl to everything is good. Its like adding Hellboy.

Hellboy X Carl when?

Frylock is Zarbon.
Meatwad is Frieza.

>Hey, Frieza, you do remember we're here to destroy the planet Namek?
>Is that the one from all them colorin' books I like so much, like the ones you gave me for my birthday last year?
>....It's the one we're on, right now.
>Oh.
.....
>So is it my birthday, again, on this new planet because I really like those colorin' books.

What the actual fuck? No it hasnt been for years.

That dumb superhero school anime isnt fucking honorary co.

One punch man isn't honorary co.

Take your anime shit to the right board faggot.

There's no such thing as "honoray Sup Forums".

Honorary Sup Forums is just an excuse to talk about non-Sup Forums things on Sup Forums instead of talking about it on it's appropriate board

>Carl reaches a new level of Super Saiyan because THOSE GUYS WON'T GET OUT OF HIS FUCKING POOL

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He's gonna get LAID! hehahahaha..yeah that's what's up, baldman.

>Ultra instinct is just Carl getting hammered for drunk strength
>he passes out before the fight even starts

>takes son into an alternate dimension for a year to train
>entire plan revolves around “Gohan can beat any challenge”
>despite talking to a guy from a timeline where gohan was murdered
>let’s son fight a flesh eating monster that wants to kill the planet
> after healing it to full health

Then who would handbanana be?

I got your dragonballs right here
HEHEHEH
I got your wishes!

Zamasu.

Chi-Chi.

Cell

This is correct. Cell is part Goku. Handbanana is part Carl.

That would be Spaghetti. Handbanana is Master Shake.

>Carl, I want you to meet... Carl Black
>i want my name to be spaghetti

kek

>Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
>Carl destroys it before Vegeta can say
>My power level is none of your friggin' business

>If you want to use my hyperbolic time chamber I hope you dead beats brought your rent check.

>now witness my perfect form?
>oh, are you kidding me?! What happened to my tail? It was huge! No lady is going to want this.

He doesnt let vegeta go, he tells krillin to kill the shit out of him

I love this thread.

This guy killed him when he was only 14 or some shit.

>Goten and Trunks attempt to fuse
>Vegeta stops them
DANCING IS FORBIDDEN

>by Boston

its "appropriate board" refuses to talk about several anime.

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