How is this guy 42 ?

How is this guy 42 ?

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It's a rough 42, I was genuinely shocked when I first saw his birth year was 1974.

He looks in his late fifties at best.

He started filtering his water too late the fluoride already got him

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It's a hard life fighting globalist scum, just listen to the vitriol he harbors for George Stephanopoulos.

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He knows too much. takes a toll

It's because of all the smoking when he was Bill.

>tfw Alex Jones' old ass is only 7 years older than you

And I smoke and drink

The man has seen too much.

The Jews drain your life force when you're near them for too long. And god knows Alex has been sucking at the kike teets for a long long time.

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What's it like being 35? I'm a decade younger and feel old all the time. When is life can't-be-turned-around tier assuming you still have options and you're well above average genetically?

I still feel like the same person at 35 as I was at 25, only every day I realize I'm rapidly approaching 40 and death. After you turn 21 the years start coming faster and faster. Years start to feel like months. The last 10 years feels like it was just 1 year. Death approaches at an accelerating pace.

>Alex will never slam a full bottle of Male Vitality and then smash your boipuccui

JDIMSA

>I still feel like the same person at 35 as I was at 25

Howso? My biggest fear is not being able to land hot 18-22 year old tail with reasonable consistency like I do now.

Years of fighting the forces of fluoridated water have left him aged, scarred, and battered. But not broken. He is kept alive by his indomitable spirit, High Energy, and divine mission to sell water filters for slightly more than reasonable prices.

29 here, and this. Oh god, this.

The last 8 years have been a blur, and it's only getting faster and faster, particularly post 24. It's almost the end of 2016 already. This whole year feels like it a month used to feel.

I just turned 35 a couple weeks ago and I don't feel any different than I did at 21. I hit my "mid life crisis" when I was 24 and it was all for nothing. Life gets so much better if you're a man. I still have 15 years until I reach my peak.

Well I still look 25. Most guys my age look about 45 from rough living. Oh and when you're 35 you won't want 18 year olds anymore. They look and act like children. You won't be able to stand talking to them for more than 2 minutes.

I once saw an explaination something like, if you are 5, then a year is a 1/5th of your life, seeming long, then older you get, the smaller and smaller fraction of your life is represented in a year

Holy shit, I'm almost 42 and assumed Alex Jones was around my dad's age

>Oh and when you're 35 you won't want 18 year olds anymore. They look and act like children.

I'll still be interested in them.

Im 38 born in 78, its true, years feel like months. I just lost my dad last year on dec 15th he was only 63. I cant stand it man.

Good Lord, same here. Personally, I think alot of it's the weight gain. He seems thicker all around but we both gained around the face/neck and gut. I'm really hopeful that a better diet and actual exercise will help mitigate at least some of it.

holy shit he looks almost exactly like young William Hurt

Bought this, and a water filter from him. Will see how the flouride free, high testosterone life feels like for the first time soon. I'm excited.

30 here. I came on here first when I was 24, nearly 25. The last 5 years flew by quickly. I feel like in general I've wasted my potential. I have a good career, 50k in the bank and a stable relationship, but I dunno. It just feels empty. Like at this point in my life I feel like I haven't even watched enough anime or played enough video games. I don't even know what I do with my time anymore.

Physically, I am at my peak, but I lifted and hiked all throughout my 20s.

>you will never fake your own cancer death and become alex jones

fuck. same here bro.

I can't remember a single point in my life where I seriously wanted 18 year olds.

When I was a teenager myself, sure, I had interest in those around me, but 'barely legal' and 'first time!' porn never appealed to me in the slightest. Even as young as 14 I was busting my immature little nuts women 20, 30, even 40 or more years old.

You won't, I assure you

Start working out before 30 or the decline in hormones with fuckin wreck you.

Can confirm. I lost patience with 18-25 year olds in the last few years. The effort and brain aneurysms just isn't worth that prime pussy sometimes.

i add them as friends on meetme.com

they're fun to look at, but they'll never talk to me since i'm the old guy now.

Your dick might be but you'll see how they act, thed way they are and realize 'They're dumb little childish bitches....sexy as fuck little childish bitches but still insufferable.'

You'll realize they aren't worth it and come with many ramifications and any eighteen year old looking to fuck a thirty five year old are DAMAGED or a gold digger.

I read a study that said it was more so that since you have less new or memorable experiences your brain doesn't even try to soak it all in. Literally the daily grind grinds you down.

Just from the voice and some of the old timey expressions he uses I thought he was more like sixty.

I'm 30 as well, also started frequenting Sup Forums when I was 24,

Can confirm that the last 5-6 years have gone by incredibly quickly, it's only gonna get faster from here on in

This is why he's weirdly fat now. It's so easy to get medium fat but look fat as fuck if you're into lifting and have a decent muscle base. It's easier to lose it but it's a constant battle that you don't have time to do when fighting the info war

Are you me?

I started up a hobby of making wooden furniture, I do like 1 hour per day, an I started out with small projects first like a little seat/stool so I could get to staining the wood quicker and seeing a completed project.

It's calming as fuck and makes me super happy for some reason.

Hard life ages you hard

I'm 22 and people guess my age at mid 30s

Are you sure you're not just a fat ass?

At least I still have all my hair

Yeah, I think a big problem is that I've never really stuck to a hobby. A lot of my coworkers have these awesome hobbies and I've either never gotten around to it or never stuck to it. A good example of this is music. I'm decent on quite a few instruments but never really put in the effort to become great.

Good on you. My job forces me to live on the road or else I'd take up boneworking or something. I dunno man, I just want that war.

Trip on shrooms, slow time back down my friends.

I haven't laughed in forever, thanks.

I am a fatass, but I'm also bald and covered in scars, though only one on my face

this

Smoking

35 year old mustard face reporting inn

ayy

be sure to update us on your progress

Hobbies are great, I build model aircraft and its calming as fuck. I just wish I had more time for it

>Tfw working 10 hour shifts 6 days a week and still doing 7 hours at college 4 days

You try being at the tip of the spear in the infowar and see how the stress ages you.

Want to know what happens when you hit 35+? You find women like Kellyanne Conway sexier than someone like Katy Perry. And it feels great.

No you won't, they're fucking retarded and they don't know how to fuck either.

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>He looks in his late fifties at best.

Because he was born in 1961 as William Hicks.

>you little blood-thirsty maggot
Nice

I've noticed that too...when I hit my thirties I started finding chicks hot I never would have looked at that way before

Super male vitality, brain force, water filters, tinfoil, need I go on?

the scourge of battle ravaged his once youthful appearance

survivor shill X2

When I was a kid, I could never understand my Dad saying things like 'God, it's June already... The year is half over... already. Time is going too fast!'

I thought he was nuts. To me, the year felt like it was taking forever. I would sit counting the months to christmas, or my next birthday, and it felt agonizingly slow.

Now it's the week before christmas before I've even begun to think about it, and christmas day is over almost the instant I start to finally feel festive.

I recently had an 8 year relationship end. It doesn't feel like 8 years at all. It feels like barely 2.

Smoking and drinking isn't your biggest problem, what kind of loser ass 35 year old comes on Sup Forums?

Is he super rich? I'm always unsure if infowars is making him serious coin or not.

Umm, Bill Hicks is like 55 or something.

You're here forever

There are more of us than you think.

Pretty much verbatim how I feel, just turned 37 a few days ago too. Death approaching at an accelerated pace is something I have said many times.

Hotel California

>After you turn 21 the years start coming faster and faster. Years start to feel like months. The last 10 years feels like it was just 1 year.
lol wtf dude thats bs

30 here so get fucked

Sup Forums has been around since 2003 dipshit

almost all oldfags are in their 30s

Battling the globalists can be stressing

Sure he was, spastic.

P.S. I love your shtick Bill. But why'd you come back on the grid after 20 years?

Shit's ballsy.

It doesnt filter flouride unless you buy the extra flouride filters (its the same at big berkey and thats how those work).

Post 30 days after you start smv and let.us no if it works for you.

same loser that will die miserable surrounded by weakness of human specie at age of 80 alone and with no meaning after all , it will get you too unless a miracle of technology and age reverse

He spent too much time in the sun

>being this retarded

What is the best team in Portugal and why is it Pacos Ferreira?

This guys 42. I think its the roids

New Alex Jones Documentary fucking when?

Stop raping the English language you greasy cunt

He must be lying, nobody could be this fucking stupid.

tfw no Alex Jones announcer pack for Dota 2

>You understand it
You understood it
>bastardized polish cunt
Better than being a greasy Spanish nigger reject.

feelsbadman

What if you're 18 and we already into that sort of woman?

Now you are just being excessively meticulous, because I just said you understand in the present and not in the context of a past reference.

Actually you were wrong correcting me because im sure in the context I worte the sentence I surely wanted to use understand and not understood .

But it is just minor details right?

As for the spanish thing , I really don't care , humans will be humans and scum as usual, you can't escape your dna fool

its good makes the older happy and feeling that life has no age when the spirit is young

>anglo jeans

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i'm 48 and would love to still be banging 18 year olds. not talking to them of course, but putting my dick everyone in them.

why are girls named jennifer so freaking hot?

it was on sale. also fuck off. the 1 I really wanted that people say works the best, Brain force, was sold out.

>he actually bought that stuff

People once said mercury was good for syphilis and more recently that vitamin water is good for you, it isn't.

My point is that people are fucking stupid and gullible, and you're just another cog on the Alex Jones scamming machine. If his products work, how come he looks closer to 62 than 42.

>hes actually a neet/jew

Whether they are a placebo effect or real, people feel better. And that's what matters. If I feel no difference, I won't buy more.