Hi I'm Gert, and this is my brother Bert. We're here to help you stay alert and stay safe!

Hi I'm Gert, and this is my brother Bert. We're here to help you stay alert and stay safe!

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priceonomics.com/how-esurance-lost-its-mascot-to-the-internet/
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I never knew anyone with the name so it took me a long time to realize that Gert was short for Gertrude.

i want to fuck the one on the right

You're all right, user.

I want to see Gert and Bert fuck

And that's why you should never talk to strangers, Billy.

Do they still run this? I remember they played it well into the 2000's at least. Also, since when has there been so many fellow leafs on this board?

>that time japan made a child safety psa character only for him to become more well known as the star of shota rape doujins

Pottery

Just wait until someone posts a Log Driver thread.

Burling, burling, down the white water. That's where the log driver learns to step lightly.

yes, now if you could jog my memory

Japan once made a character for their English textbook. She received so much porn that the state had to take her off the books.

In all seriousness. The artists who dog piled the character because of her being a meme were kind of dicks and wasted money as tjey had to remove jer from the state sites n books.

DONT YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
DONT STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE
FOR IT MIGHT NOT BE GOOD TO EAT

yo for real they need to start reaiding this or remake it because of all the retarded kids eating tide pods

youtube.com/watch?v=FKdsk14s33E

fuck yes thank you user

Bert a cute.

vimeo.com/14493645

my name is ninjizz the battle hinges on how I use my sword when it singes

>Gert is a girl

I guess Bert is my husbando by default then

Didnt this get a cg sequel?

>that time japan made a child safety psa character only for him to become more well known as the star of shota rape doujins

Brilliant

They actually removed Ellen? Sad...

I'm Zib Zoolander, ZZ for short, y'know I fight the corp, I'm the Botsmaster!
Listen up, you all, you're the Boyzz Brigade, when it's Laser Time put on the 3D shades!

It's LASER TIME, Boyzz!

...

I want a goddamn House Hippo so badly.

I will feed it and love it and call it George.

What?
Who?

>yo for real they need to start reaiding this or remake it because of all the retarded kids eating tide pods

this is the outcome when someone wished they could relive their childhood enjoyment of 90's safety awareness advertisements.

NFB has a YouTube channel, in case anyone's wondering what the hell the leafs are on about this time: youtube.com/watch?v=4JUDBJkeFNY

Also the only one catchier than the Log Driver's Walz is the Black. Flies. the little blackflies,
Allways the blackflies no matter where you go,
I'll die with the blackfly pickin' my bones,
In north Ontar-i-o-i-o in north Ontari-i-o

youtube.com/watch?v=f389hIxZAOc

Well shit, has there been any other character made that was corrupted by a butt load of porn?

priceonomics.com/how-esurance-lost-its-mascot-to-the-internet/

Erin Esurance.

“For God’s sake, sex and auto-insurance are not two things that go together.”

~ Kristin Brewe, creator of Erin Esurance

I've been to Canada during the blackfly season, imagine a mosquito that can bite through multiple layers of clothing and are in a mad dash to eat and fuck as much as possible in the short season.

Every year without cessation, drain stagnant water and they build nests in the soil and rotting wood, insecticide cant be used effectively because of the structure of the eggs and larvae without going to dangerous levels.

black flies aint so bad(well unless its a swarm in which case run nigga run) its the fucking deer/horse flies that are bad they're like 2-5 times the size they legit rip and tear on you

So they were fugging, right?

If there were the deer flies around I would have just left. Canada would be uninhabitable if the blood suckers had any human transmissible diseases

Are these even still super ingrained in the culture with kids today or is our generation the last, being millennials.

My Grandpa built his cottage on wetland he terraformed back in the 70's outside of Algonquin.
Everything around it is still basically swamp. The beach he dumped trucks of sand to make has washed away and nature is fighting him tooth and nail to take it all back. God do I love the place though, even though that super cold winter we had cracked the building literally in half, and there's clouds of flies that'll chew chunks out you the size of a dime. There could be a wendigo outside the door and gramps would still make sure his perfect lawn got mowed.

Assuming that he's talking about the character I think he's talking about, Ellen Baker is a tutor character featured in the 2016-2019 edition of New Horizon, a Japanese textbook that is widely used for English-language education in middle schools. After being mentioned by Japanese students on Twitter in April 2016, she got a bunch of fanart on Japanese websites.

I actually teach a Japanese guy English, so I'm surprised that I never asked him about this character.

>“For God’s sake, sex and auto-insurance are not two things that go together.”
Did you ever fathom that in the future this would ever need to be stated?

>human transmissible diseases
they can carry anthrax no joke and a few other things

Especially when they say "Sex sells"

>Black man
>Not a Japanese man

Oh the ironing. The sad part about this is that nowadays execs are aware of how horrible the internet is, so they actually consider making their mascots dudes, or abstract/not attractive. So the end result is less cute cartoon mascots for everyone.

That's Paulo Fernandes, another character from the same book. Guess artists ship them.

Ah, so that explains Kloah's English Language doujin he did.

>Black man is actually Hispanic man
I'm ok with this.

Well then that just means web have to Going Lewder, and Lewder, to the point where we’re leading simple shapes even, until the world finally realizes that they cannot stand against the will of Slaanesh, and accepts that everything and everyone will be lewded.

I'm not sure how related those two things are and I think Kloah was making a serious effort towards learning English at one point. By this, I mean that a lot of Japanese guys think that all Americans look like that, so that's just the standard look they draw all of them with.

Wait, who in the what now? Explain, please.