Why is my state so cucked?

>be me, woke Californian
>Bunch of retards want to actually fucking secede
>Inlanders are honestly having none of that shit
>Korean church in my town starting to go Rooftop in preparation
The coastal cities make me cringe so hard, but the inland is actually woke, and to be honest, if California actually passes a secession referendum, we'll have our own civil war far before the feds have to get involved.
>tfw pic related either way by the end of it

california can't succeed, fed govt would literally never allow it.

>California secedes
>Trump administration places on import tax on Hollywood films
>California immediately reapplies for admission to the union

That's how that would go.

They wouldn't even need to get involved, as stated previously, our own woke citizens would just revolt against the state by ourselves and blockade the libtard cities.

>Build wall along Mexico, taking a sharp turn and walling off California to
>All illegals pour into the one open state
>Utter chaos
>State becomes mexico tier (more so) within the year
>They ask President Trump for help

I feel ya senpai. I find it hard to believe there are actual Trump supporters around here, but we're all hiding our power level for various reasons.

I can't afford to lose my job, god damn it :(

Pls no, we don't need any more undocumented spics.

You give a lot more weight to hollywood than it actually has. All that stuff is long gone. Look who owns the big hollywood studios now.

This state is shit tier.

Hollywood is literally run by the jews at this point. Just look at Ghostbusters and the Force Awakens, it's just feminist trash st this point, soiling it.

Just wall off the southern boarder and build another one that encircles LA, East Germany style.

OP, that's all cute and all, but a referendum would require 34 something states to vote for the secession; in other words, never going to happen.

I thought it was every state?

more like colorado cuts off the water supply and you guys all die.

I'm not talking about actual, legal secession, I'm talking about stupid liberals winning a rigged referendum and thinking they're independent somehow, and actually try to run the new 'country' and cuck us even more. We just wouldn't have it

The state wouldn't be the ones seceding. Your statesmen only gives a shit about making money for themselves (plenty of examples, see Feinstein's scandals), and there's more money in staying with the union. The US wouldn't allow it either, half the Marine corp and a lot of Navy and air force assets are there. It would mostly be cucks getting arrested and spics saying Mexico should annex.

A break up of the state however is far more likely, and over due. The politicians in the major cities don't represent the people in more rural communities. But the DNC would never allow it, CA is there bread and butter.

Are you getting /fit/ bro?
Used to be a woke skelly here in Cali, getting my masters and I want to Make California Great Again.

>but a referendum would require 34 something states to vote for the secession
Republican have near 100% absolute control over 30 States

We'd vote for California to leave just to see the Califags and other cucked liberals booted out of the USA.

Then we'd rejoice on the wave of Liberal Tears when they fail hard and come crawling back.

>Inland is dirty as shit
>Coast is dirty as shit & gay
Time to secede from California op

This image could be quite possible in 2020 with Trump, IF:
>He does a good job.
>He actually makes change notable enough so nigs and (legal) spics can clearly see it, dumber people barelly get to see change
>Trump actually gets over 4 million ilegal spics out
>All republicans from commiefornia actually vote
There are a lot of republicans from cities that aren't San Fransisco that simply don't vote thanks to how cucked California is.
The thruth is, California is going red if Trump does a good job and republicans there wake up and help him.
Bonus if Trump actually does some rallies there, with some dindu proof glass of course.

This. So many of my friends and family didn't vote because muh California will always be blue. That's the main reason OC and Riverside went blue this election. If you take away all the illegal votes and Trump does well, California will be red if everyone just votes.

>declare every city in California a Sanctuary City 2 years before this

I really want Cali to go red, to be honest.

It would destroy the Democrats utterly.

>California
>raise taxes
>get more busines
>raise taxes more
>get even more business
??????????
Why are they so successful ?

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF GIVING THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES OUR WATER SO THEY CAN GROW FUCKING ALMONDS AND AVOCADOS.

JUST DIE. JUST DIE. AND STOP FUCKING MOVING HERE BECAUSE "CALIFORNIA IS JUST TOO CROWDED I WANT TO IMPORT MY LIBERAL VALUES TO A LESS CROWDED PLACE LOL."

COLORADO NEEDS A FUCKING WALL. THE MEXICANS CAN STAY THE LIBERALS CAN DIE.

Fellow Cal fag here, can't wait

>Cal become country
>All Republican county refuse to follow
>Declare war on The People's Republic of California
>1st California Civil War
>All Republican took their gun out from their basement and start murdering libtards while libtards got nothing to fight.
>Marching down and burn SF down to the ground than LA.
>Declare victory at San Diego.
>Hang all the traitor from the Golden Gate Bridge
>Wall off LA to SF
>Make into the biggest US Penitentiary
>Jail all the libtard support
>Rest of the county return to US

MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!NOW!!!

>Libcucks push it too far.
>Norcal splits and the conservative wet dream, the state of Jefferson actually happens.
>A new red state with 22 EC votes.

Bro, California doesn't have that many gun owners to make that happen. But we would have plenty of support from other states pouring in with guns to take over California. It would be a 3 day battle at best. I live in San Diego and I remember the feeling most people have. Scared. But when push comes to shove I think most people would run. Actually, it may only take 24 hours or less if Trump is involved.

>CA/ NV/ OR Republican Alliance Militia
>UH provided logistical support
>Idaho provide food source(Potato)
>AZ Militia conducting behind the enemy line hit and run tactic
>People's Republic of California collapse in 12h

Make it happen!!

I'm in beaner vile California and the amount of butt hurt about Trump winning is sad. All this whiny fags running around talking about all the shit their going to do to be rebels then forgetting about it a week later. It's a state of children.

This under 24 hours.

I like how Koreans just get to a vantage point when shit starts happening

California is where everything goes to be exported or imported.

It was the same with brexit the sore losers wanted to split guess what happened... nothing.. same with the fraudulent online petition, protests, crying fools...
Jesus this really is like brexit all over again lol

>Trump taxes literally everything south left of the San Andres fault line, the places that won Cali
>Puts the wall there
>cuts off water from Colorado
>the reset of Cali stays in America
>they come back with their tails between their legs unable to eat, drink water, and having no economy
>Trump says only way they can come back is if the part that secedes becomes Cali district two and they split the Cali vote like Maine
>also I'm kicking out the illegals and sanctuary cities
>no choice but to agree
>Cali is now split, dems never win again

>Calexit
Unfortunately, this will never happen.

Escape from LA.

I like it.

>bunch of retards want to secede
Fuck no I don't

If Cali had voter ID laws it'd be a lot more red

my fucking teachers are like children, they started arguing ever since trump won, one faggot even said he wants to buy a gun and secede from the union. dumbass thinks that obongo will "just leave whatever military is in california to become california's military"
>mfw the entire time
>mfw he kept talking and it just got worse and worse
I just tuned out and didn't say anything. child that he is this will blow over anyway.

One (of the many) reasons this is so incredibly stupid is that a state that doesn't want to resist federal law has little reason to secede, while states that would like to, (for instance, Texas), actually have a motive because they want to escape federation regulation. California, if they wanted, could make themselves a socialist dystopia if they wanted, despite a Trump presidency, Unlike in the UK, the federal government has little influence on the fiscal policy of the states. Again, going back to Texas, if they want to resist federal taxes and regulation, and impose abortion laws or blur the line between church and state, they can't do it, because of federal law. I'm not defending it, but that's just how it is.

The exception to this is a country-wide Muslim ban is established or a wall is built, and both of those are becoming less and less likely.

Easier to ship shit to/from China/Japan/Etc over there

Blockade and watch them cannibalize one another.

Inlanders tend to have guns right.

Coastal city people don't.

Secede have your civil war because we both know you will face wipe all the liberal cities. Rejoin the union. Have your woke ass voters save our country.

I thought that way, but still voted Trump in hopes San Bernardino Cuckny would be red with me.

Woke living in bay area, ca

CA is already billions in debt with another TRILLION FUCKKING DOLLARS in outstanding pensions from all the leeching govt union worker freeloaders.

That shit is unsustainable in any means. There is no way to pay that off without massive tax hikes.

If CA secedes (they wont) the trump admin would laugh their asses off. And CA would go full Venezuela.

Remember #succeed2succeed (sic)

If only painting Cali red is this easy

Jefferson State when?