Cartoon characters that you think secretly have huge colossal dicks

cartoon characters that you think secretly have huge colossal dicks

Alex Power

Why did mcfarlane think creating an even unfunnier chris KO but black was a good idea?

>secretly
He's clearly black though.

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Here's the thing. Black guys have either masive 7+ dicks, or tiny -3/4 dicks. I have never really seen one in the average range.

I have an average one. 6 inches on the dot.

fuck you, my 3 inches is perfectly average

I remember watching porn once and I was slightly taken aback when I saw a black guy with an average sized dick.

>I have never really seen one in the average range.

Black people have the largest gene pool of all the races.
And often stereotypes (like them being good runners, or basket ball players) can be linked to specific regions/tribes in africa. Go outside that an it falls apart.

Except Cleveland Jr (Cleveland Show version that is) is actually an interesting character and fleshed out, whereas Chris has ZERO fucking depth or characteristics except being mentally retarded like his dad.

Agreed. Chris is a huge fucking black hole; even Meg is more fleshed out than Chris is.

Congrats freind, honestly average is best, any bigger and it's too much to handle, and smaller and it's not enough to work with.

Why are you so knowledgeable about the size of black dicks?

Look into your heart user, you already know the truth.

I have two of them.

...show me

One for each inch

>-3/4 dicks
so ... vaginas?

Assuming we're talking inches that's a pretty shallow vagina.

More like... a bellybutton.

6 61/2 when really turned on. You likely don't know enough black people or at the least, aren't pervy enough to go asking about their dicks.

Doesn't he have a secret incestuous relationship with Meg?
Have they ever made a joke about that in the show again?

Hold the FUCK up, what canonically happened to Cleveland's first son again? Didn't he die? Is he with Loretta?

If I remember right, the writers started taking it semi-seriously.

That and he sounds like his balls got kicked in.

>episode where he pretends to be a christian to get with a hot babe
>she finds out he's faking and decides to fuck him silly because it turns her on like crazy
>practically throwing pussy at him like an MLB pitcher
>he pussies out because he's a bitch
If he DOES have a huge dick, then it's a fucking waste. Seriously, fuck him and every other character on that show.

Not to interrupt this talk of black dicks, but it probably runs in the family of pic related.

he's 14

And male puberty can occur as early as 9.

Big dick /ss/ is garbage.

Chris Griffin canonically has a dick as long and thick as his legs

Skinner is the sort of dude that would have a massive schlong and not even know it was special.

Black person with troubled background

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A real BBC big blue cock

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shit taste

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