Coming soon to a California near you!

Coming soon to a California near you!
You may have elected Hitler 2.0 for YOUR President, but he is not ours.

This we will not lose.

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Fellow Cal fag here, can't wait

>Cal become country
>All Republican county refuse to follow
>Declare war on The People's Republic of California
>1st California Civil War
>All Republican took their gun out from their basement and start murdering libtards while libtards got nothing to fight.
>Marching down and burn SF down to the ground than LA.
>Declare victory at San Diego.
>Hang all the traitor from the Golden Gate Bridge
>Wall off LA to SF
>Make into the biggest US Penitentiary
>Jail all the libtard support
>Rest of the county return to US

MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!NOW!!!

>It CAN be done
>Leaving the union isn't a legal process
>A state full of illegals, numale hipsters, and no guns thinks they can pull it off
My favorite is the "6th largest economy" bullshit, as though they wouldn't all immediately starve and dive straight into poverty from being blockaded and embargoed by the US in some bizarre event they did secede.

>can be done
Sure, but the federal occupation will put a swift end to that dream. If we are lucky, SF and LA get razed in the process and Silicone valley businesses get expropriated by Trump.

>Libtards thinks they can leave the Union whenever they want
>Not knowing Texas v White 1869

Please just let this fucking happen. And let anyone who wants to leave go with them. I would be willing to pay extra taxes to assist with moving people to California.

>#Succeed2Succeed
I don't get it. Does whoever made this not know how to spell secede?

oh what the hell, i'll take the bait.

>calls trump a sexist
>backs hillary, the person who takes money from people who are pro-sharia law and covered up the rape victims of her husband

Dont mansplain spelling to me. You don't even have a college degree, I DO. It is catchier that way.

nothing of value would be lost. just extend the fence a little further north.

California wont deliver, Damn wanted to see libs get fucked

That thing is even stupider than Catalonian separatism

California better shit or get off the pot on this one. I can't stand the suspense.

>spics escape from Mexico/central america to get to the US
>end up in Cali because muh weed and muh benefits
>CA leaves the union, becomes its own country and makes all illegals actual citizens
>suddenly they start racing to the border with the US because we give them free everything while CA only wants them legal so they start paying taxes to support their schools and roads and government
>a few years later, CA is a barren, desolate waste where only whites live, since 99% of the spics and niggers fled to the US to get their gibs

This is the truest face the Liberals have ever put forth. Frothing idiots, throwing a ragetard fit, now putting their hypocrisy for all the world to see.

They don't even know the logistics for leaving the union. They don't even have the legal right to do it either, unlike Texas and even they got shot down the last time they tried.

A succession would be met with armed intervention and everyone involved would be declared traitors to the United States of America. California has no infrastructure to support a war and no other country would come to it's aid, unlike Texas.

Doing this is literally suicide in the grandest way possible and every conservative in the state would rise up against it and only become more embolden to the idea that Liberalism is a cancer.

I can only imagine years later, schools in the area desperately trying to cover up their failure.

San Diego insurgent reporting in

>libs being nationalistic

Please go, you act like us righties like you or some stupid shit.

>Democrats lose 55 electoral colleges
>America can extort Commiefornia for all imports
>Throw all illegal immigrants over to Commiefornia

DO IT FAGGOT!!

We're making Escape From LA real?

Fucking hell and I thought the Brexit asspain was cancerous

...

Can't wait to Red Dawn in LA and bomb Libbie's.

Aye, I own a cigarette business here and really... really don't feel like moving. No meme magic for this one please. Praise Kek.

Yes, escape on your own or be walled
Choose wisely

It's spelled S E C E D E you faggot.

t. texan

I don't mind if this happens.

Would give liberals a taste of reality.

We need to meme this.
>Fracture the Left, Kek demands it!

Australia will assist the U.S in marching on the seceded states.
Count me in. I'd sign my entire family into the military for the next 100 years, if it meant I got the chance to throw one of you Californian Commies out of an attack helicopter.

I think OP is a shill... For us...

>succeed2succeed

Is this supposed to be a joke? Well at least that gives a reason to make a sequel to the porn "How To Suck Seed In Business" or whatever it was called. Call it "SuckSeed2Secede."

Succeed to succeed or secede to succeed?

>college professors

Retards

Muh economy always makes me laugh because it's literally their equivalent of
>muh dick
It's like they don't realize that California has been having a drought for the last 5 or so years with no end in sight. I wish they would try to become their own country because it'd turn into mad max over night.

holy fuck.

I thought
>Trump will make anime real
was just a meme

I was talking to an idiot I know who was under the impression that the U.N. would intervene and help them.
>tfw he thought the U.N. had an army
>tfw he didn't know the U.S. has veto power anyway

Go away you "educated" idiots.

>We, as a DEVERSE people, are some of the most educated...
Uhhhhhhhhhh huuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Please don't let this happen. The Civil War killed over a million people.

I don't want history to repeat itself this time. I value human life too much to let that happen.

>Tech industries
Yeah like those kikes will stick around when things get tough. Thanks for giving Washington another tech boom faggots.

>No water

>California leaves us
>democrats lose 50+ electoral votes
>surrounding countries shut off water
>economy runs dry because of Mexicans
God speed California, rooting for you guys

fucking kek

Forget about the kikes and the spics. The tech companies run on Chinese and Indian engineers.

Did they forget what happened when South Carolexit in 1864?
You can never leave.
ONE OF US!
>ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
>ONE OF US!

good thing shitlibs and shitskins aren't human

Nevada and Oregon would anticipate this. And be ready to gun down foreign threats

>Implying the rest of the nation isn't plotting to throw you out of the union in the first place.

If you don't leave on your own we'll probably throw you out anyways. Without your 50 unearned electoral votes the Democrats will never win again.... And I'm OK with that.

>We, as a deverse people, are some of the most educated...
>deverse
my sides

umm...it's seceded you moron

its kind of a funny idea to play with. Suppose Cali secedes successfully, they choke the US income from the silicon valley, they take the Hollywood industry, their considerable farmland, and their ties to the Pacific. Maybe they could convince Oregon to join their union and gain timber, substantial crops, control more Pacific ports. The country of California begins to offer "offshore" accounts to tycoons and billionaires around the world, start handling the worlds money. Would they convert the US naval bases? Buy their own military?

This is most likely very very very weak bait, then made me reply/10.

If this is serious (which is also very possible given the state of the world), then I really hope you let God forgive you.

We want this to happen as much as you do libcucks, believe us.

>Maybe they could convince Oregon

Native Oregonian here... no. Nobody hates California more then us. You'd have a better chance of getting Alabama to join then us.

>Succeed2Succeed
...wat? This sounds like an education motto.
>deverse people
...wat? From the alternate de-Verse maybe?
>The hate should, and will not, benefit from us any longer.
....???

Parenthetical commas mean that the sentence can be read without that which is between them.

That sentence thus reads: The hate should, ... , benefit from us any longer.

It should be: The hate should not, and will not, benefit from us any longer. Yes, that second not is necessary fucktards.

Either go back to school or fucking SECEDE and leave us in peace.

>bunch of super rich and privileged white people want to secede to protect their culture and their way of life from outside influence

Wow what a bunch of racisses

pretty much. But thats also because goddamn Americans are too stupid to run the skilled jobs so they gotta get transfusions from Asia. Mfw you dumbfucks "bring the jobs back from China" only to give them to robots run by maybe 20 Chinese engineers and techs.

Change it to #Secede2Succeed

So, if this did happen, would State of Jefferson be closer or further away from reality?

No, they all die within a week from not having water. Then their corpses burn.

More like
>Separatist begin to riot and engage police
>Fighting escalates and eventually turns to a shooting war with police
>National guard brought in as well as conventional troops
>Separatist go underground and engage insurgent tactics on US military
>Conventional troops have their hands tied and can't engage insurgents as well as they'd or risk media backlash
>Special operation soldiers train and arm loyalist militias to help combat separatist
>War continues for years between loyalist and separatist with occasional skirmishes between both groups and federal "peace keeping" troops
>Conflict never really ends nor really becomes a full on shoot war
>We Ireland now

How are you with kicking out the state that produces 98% of your fruits, nuts and vegetables? You willing to pay twice the price for your food?

Theyve survived this long. Only thing I can see absolutely breaking California is the imminent 9.0 magnitude megaquake that's well overdue in the Pacific. I'm actually surprised Cali doesn't seem to be taking the tsunami threat seriously now that its almost a hundred years overdue and can literally happen at any moment

I hope you realize the farmers in California are nearly 100% pro-Trump.

Not counting the spic cartels running pot farms.

>top economic and scientific projection of post-secession california commissioned in 1996

youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4

>fruits, nuts and vegetables?
Gays
Crazies
And people in comas?

FYI you guys produce far less then you think you do.

Yeah no shit, I was born and raised in the central valley. If California leaves, the whole state would go, unless there is a war.

>FYI you guys produce far less then you think you do.
cdfa.ca.gov/statistics/pdfs/AgExports2014-2015.pdf

Spotted the moron.

lol cartel pot farms will soon be history. Good luck pushing shit-brick weed harvested by some Mexicans vs specially tailored "artisan" hipster shit made by privileged white kids and scientists.

Have fun growing shit without water.

Everyone I know grows their own damn food. Maybe our infrastructure will become more secure without all our eggs in one fucking basket. This can only be a good thing.

hah, nice. indeed.

Unless you plan on damming the Sacramento River we've got plenty. The natural runoff is 22 million acre feet per year.

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I am not about secession, I am about proving you wrong because you're fucking retarded.

>cdfa.ca.gov/statistics/pdfs/AgExports2014-2015.pdf

Lets see. Raisins, plums, grapefruit, kiwi, dates, tangerines, figs.
Yeah.... those are some necessary stables of civilization right there..... Keep up the good work friend.
Seriously, you're claiming to be so intellectual but don't understand the difference between a value added commodity and a staple commodity. But thanks for playing.

>You willing to pay twice the price for your food?

Gladly if it means getting rid of your cancerous state

You'd force us to be independent of you. The idea of you leaving is even more appealing.

do they actually intend to vote this time?

The 7's don't lie.

California has the majority of dairies in the US. Did you even read the document, or do you have no clue how significant the numbers are because you're way out of your depth? We export over $2 billion in dairy alone every year. Wisconsin ain't got shit on us. The country I grew up in has more cows than people.

County*

Less then 37%, yes i read it.
And have you considered who going to buy all the stuff you claim is so valuable?
The second Cali gets booted from the union the government will slap a tariff so high on your products nobody will buy them and you'll be completely bankrupt in less then a year.
You're so far up your own ass you actually think Cali even matters.

Basically, if California seceded, the union would by buying our fucking cow shit. California is a fucking power house when it comes to all things food production. The whole valley used to be a sea. We have the best soil in the country.

We have excellent trade relationships with many countries, and could export around the world (as we do) at a greater volume but with diminished return. Boy you have no clue the amount of resources in California. The basin of the valley is full of fucking oil. Go out near bakersfield, you'll see oil fields as far as the eye can see.

oh.... oh. you make me smile.
You really don't understand how economics outside your little safe space actually work do you? Bless you for trying though.
Here''s your (((you)))

You can be an idiot all day long, but California's economy is strong. It's retarded regulations and gibsmedats are ridiculous and that is the biggest burden on the state, but don't even think about discounting California from the US. This ain't the Golden state for just one reason.

Have fun growing shit without water or electricy.

See

You would be Venezuela in less than a year.

The US would not lack for anything if your entire state vanished overnight

Secede already, you ridiculous cuckold.

He doesn't understand user, he's retarded. And i mean and actual retard, not just acting it.

please let them try. Please let there be another civil war. Shitkins will die in the streets

Kek. They just went full retard.

Soundin pretty liberal with your no arguments and ad hominems, chief.

Can we reverse-annex you?

Secede, cuck.

Santa Clarita reporting in

Calexit seriously isn't happening, right? Right?

You don't gotta give us back to the wetbacks, Obamas already done that. We want Trump to put the fuckin boot down around here. SF and LA can fall into the ocean, they're the chains that bind us.

>Soundin pretty liberal with your no arguments and ad hominems, chief.

Thank you. You've proven me right in a batter way then i could have. Please leave the union already. We don't want you.

Kek

How do you plan to compensate for a $200 billion dollar loss in federal funding?

>still doesn't have an argument
Why are you even here? I produced numbers, you can't back up a god damned thing that's sputtered outta your thick ass skull.

It's not even possible. The entire state of California is not an EU referendum. Completely different ball games.

Again, how is anyone taking this seriously when the retard who made this can't even spell to save their lives?

So much salt.... I think we just found your new major export. I completely rekt you and all you can do now is cry into your non-fat-soy-latte.

I feel bad for reasonable Californians.

It must feel like being the small group of humans in the middle of a giant SJW zombie horde.