I just realized it might have been even funnier if we memed autistic Jeb into the Whitehouse

I just realized it might have been even funnier if we memed autistic Jeb into the Whitehouse

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kys

not really t b h the fun is in feeling sorry for him

#JebHeads report in

Not even KEK is powerful enough to make that happen.

fuck you CTR shill. Kek is almighty and materialises himself in our memes.

LOW ENERGY

not really, jeb is just sad

It would only be funny if we somehow memed him into winning all 538 electoral votes at the last minute against Clinton and Trump

jeb is a mess

Low energy

Strangely enough, political quiz sites said I sided with Jeb on 90% of issues. Was it a mistake?

jeb is a big fat mistake

>implying he has no chance

he can still WIN

J E B S U R G E

OUT OF NOWHERE

HE IS DOING IT

THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS GOING TO SWEAR HIM IN

JEB IS DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until youre being pushed out of a c130 by your CO over Iran

You were blinded by his promises of guacabowls and tiny turtles

open your eyes man!

Sad!

Destroying Jeb and his mixed race family while crushing the Bush Dynasty forever was an amazing part of this campaign

>tfw you remember that Bernouts used to post shit like this unironically
This election was the meme-motherload

saged

dumping Jeb memories

nah you don't get a shitstorm like we have now from anybody but Trump

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The greatest cultural and of the 21st century was Jeb!'s secret quac recipe.

You wouldn't listen

Meme magic is powerful, but there is a limit.

Jeb getting kicked out of a Rotary Club meeting before the South Carolina primary

*loss

>realized it might have been even funnier if we memed autistic Jeb into the Whitehouse
Poor Jeb!

This election was so fucked from day one wtf happened

Jeb finds out he can take calls on his iWatch

Chaos

there's always next time desu

Jeb lies/jokes about his mother saying he's her favorite son and she calls him out on it

Got Jeb! trying really hard to put a hoodie on?

Jeb is disappointed when Trump doesn't high five him

It was obviously a design flaw user

Jeb is a waste.

youtube.com/watch?v=jBg6hU5zXDA

DELETE THIS

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Damn....

reporter can't find anyone who is friends with Jeb

You could have had the secret quacamole recipe Donald. You could have chosen to live

woman falls asleep during Jeb speech

youtube.com/watch?v=b9FbVSZdtfk

Jeb accidentally cuts himself while making his famous Guac

Leave Jeb! alone. You just leave him alone!!!

I missed the primaries. Whats the story with Jeb?

He was the savior America really needed

This video will catch you up on everything
>youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo

After watching that, close with that:

Don't know why you guys hate Jeb! so much, I genuinely feel bad for him and want to be best buds. Maybe we can hang around in a child sized pool drinking bud light and talking about funny Florida crimes.

Jeb! revealed the secret Guac recipe as a last ditch effort to save his campaign

He's a total autistic mess and lost despite being the front runner early on. The entire GOP wanted him just like the DNC wanted Clinton because he was a neocon establishment globalist who wanted to open the border with Mexico.

He even married a homeless Mexican woman during a mission trip to Mexico while going to Yale

He carries turtles in his pocket.

You mean besides the fact he wanted to turn the US into Mexico?

He was too good for this wicked world

He spent by far the most in the primaries of any Republican candidate but he went nowhere.

For the kids. Because everyone knows kids love pocket turtles

he was Wall Street's pick

and got nowhere

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Jeb should release his secret guacamole recipe, than maybe i'd would of voted for him.

he did

see

It's too good for this world

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The world trade center came down

Jeb was ultimately the weakest and most meme-worthy candidate, but that's what the election cycle did to him.

He came into it being the clear top choice for Republicans going by his money, experience, and family name (which despite what people say WOULD have been a huge plus for plenty of people)

I don't regret our choice. Would a Guac turtle man being winner be great? sure. Loved taking him down to that too much though. He'll forever be known as the guy that blew it all and became so much of a joke, he had to ask the audience to clap and was humiliated not just by a guy with 0 political experience, but by his own mother.

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and then starred in a sketch mocking himself

youtube.com/watch?v=8cKwEmY-uYI

>still thinks Jeb lost

Slow and steady. 12d turtle racing

but at least he has a beautiful Mexican wife to come home to every night

This
>Jeb's landslide

isn't she gorgeous?

His biggest rally. There were literally TENS of people there!

Is he autistic?

some of them were even awake!

wait, why did we choose a normie wigger over one of us?

There's no doubt he's autistic

Did you marry a fat Mexican because you thought that would make you president?

Jeb could have done better

That's one of the saddest thing I've ever read

I hope that reporter wasn't laughing when he wrote that

if you want to show someone what it means to have no passion you show them a jeb photo

No, but I'm desperate enough that I would, if I could.

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Jeb is r9k's candidate.

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Jeb is so lame. USA would be in shame

Just as the Electoral College can vote in Hillary, can't they technically vote in Jeb too? Can we do it?

That youtube video is by far the best thing I've seen concerning the election

Been a while since I laughed this hard, ty

No more bush puppets

This creature must have been ritually abused as a kid, and tries to seek solace in goofy naivety

Most probably he's handed kids as well, for fun and games

Then the Jebbum reveals his pent-up anger and violence, and proceeds to rape and torture till they leave their mortal coil, under the amused eyes of George, Barbara, and various friends (Cheney, Rice...)

Coming down from his trance, he then realizes what he has done, and breaks down sobbing.

Once he's coherent again, his entourage reminds him that should he not be a good boy, the tapes will be released

Jebbum crawls back to his cave, but within a few days, he calls Barbara

>Hello Mommy, it's Jeb... when do you think we can have fun again with the little ones?

Remember the interview with the kid who was talking about Jeb handing out turtles and the kid said he knew nothing about Jeb besides that he was running for president and referred to his "little speech".

I doubt they are republicans in that picture.

>used to

:/ please clap

>thinkpad

Yeb is an asshole im glad his political career is over

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If you read the article, you'll find that it's self-aware, ironic clickbait, but still incredibly scummy.

Jeb is a waste