Write the finale

Write the finale.

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It gets cancelled unceremoniously.

Steven gets peridot and amethyst, greg gets pearl and jasper, andy gets lapis, and garnet pity fucks the mailman. And all the townies get destroyed in a preacher style explosion that kills all the bad ancillary characters

I thought about it for a few moments but I just cant even parody an ending, or meme an ending.

this show is so forgotten about to me that my last episode that I remember was steven entering the donut dudes head. so what said.

So. Much. Crying.

civil war starts within homeworld once its discovered white shattered pink. yellow diamond, blue diamond, and their forces side with the crystal gems. white is an extremely unemotional gem who just wants her empire to continue growing. there's an epic space battle, everyone fuses, and they shatter white diamond. afterwards, steven revives her. she feels feelings for the first time, apologizes for what she's done, and the diamonds spend the rest of their existence trying to make up for their atrocities, and try to meet in the middle when colonizing worlds. steven and all the redeemed gems live in peace on earth, and humankind and gemkind are together in harmony.

yellow arrives on Earth to release the cluster so Steven chases her down to the bubble only to send it to the temple destroying it but also releasing the cluster outside into space destroying yellows fleet because I imagine at this point Steven did some asspull to control corrupted gems forcing yellow into a neutral agreement to leave earth in peace. But, since she's "bad" the show ends with the idea Steven grows up to fight home world another day with help from hologram rose like jagga from Thundercats. Also garnet dies leaving Ruby alone

Do what KND did and have Steven leave earth to fight the second gem war or fucking whatever. They then all drown from crying a river that floods beach city and Rebecca Sugar becomes a twittertard who never makes anything of worth again like Hirsch

Turns out Pink was a complete fucking lunatic and was planning on using her Rose Quartzes to raise an army of pink zombie organics to not only murder her sisters in the Diamond Authority, but also swallow the entire galaxy in an infinite pink hell of undeath.

Rose Quartz is the one who shattered her, but White Diamond basically set everything up to turn out the way it did because she knew that if Yellow and Blue found out their little sister Pink was a sororicidal monster then the entire Empire would eat itself.

White explains to Steven that she has largely kept herself out of the ruling process because she feels that taking control would taint the notions of "free will" that she has tried to instill in Gemkind, but has come to fear that the slow decline of the Empire and the sorry state of things is her fault for leaving everything in the incapable hands of her children. Steven offers a fresh perspective on the subject, and White is put at ease.

White vows to help Yellow and Blue to get their shit together, and offers to bring Earth under her protection as a peaceful garden world that Gems from all over the galaxy visit in their off time as a vacation spot -with Steven the Crystal Gem remnants as it's caretakers.

Star iris out, sappy acoustic reprise of the title song as credit roll. The end.

Three townie filler episodes in a row then it gets cancelled unceremoniously.

ClustEarth fusion vs Gem Homeworld.

Part one: Sucrose brings Trigger in to do a hyper-kinetic fight scene where all the Crystal Gems switch back and forth between fusions while singing a medley of their iconic songs from the series.

Part two: After a ten-year timeskip Steven and Connie have a gem hybrid baby which shows Homeworld that they can perpetuate their race without destroying planets, and the universe is at peace forevermore until the REAL threat appears, the end.

I don't know why but sometimes I have nightmares about the finale, usually an apocalypse similar to End of Evangelion

>It's nighttime. Full moon, clear skies decorated with millions of stars.
>A campfire on the beach in front of Steven's house. Steven and Connie are huddling together with marshmallow sticks in their hands.
>Despite asking him countless times to be taken there and manipulating him into giving her an approval, Steven starts apologizing to Connie for taking her to Homeworld with him.
>Connie takes his apology and apologizes back for being too harsh on him, sighing afterwards and being thankful that it's finally over.
>Steven nods as his marshmallow melts off his stick to the sand, visibly upset at the wasted food.
>Connie chuckles, she then turns her head around after having her name called by Pearl.
>The Crystal Gems, accompanied by Greg and Sadie, are walking happily to the campfire with refreshments and snacks.
>Steven scoops up the melted marshmallow and stuffs it into his mouth while Connie is still distracted, quickly swallowing the 'mallow and some of the sand he scooped up. He shivers with disgust.
>As soon as Greg, Sadie, and the Gems sat down, Lapis and Peridot appear with their pumpkin dog and some large orange figure
>It's Jasper. She says hi to Steven, apologizes to him, and asks if she can join the Gems.
>Steven wanted to shout yes, but Connie shushes him and asks Jasper to promise not to be a bully again.
>Jasper promises. Connie lets Steven speak. He shouts yes and hugs Jasper.
>Lars comes out of nowhere in the spaceship he stole with the gem rejects. Starts greeting Sadie, the Crystal Gems, and introducing everyone to the reject gems.
>Suddenly, four giant hands appear in the sky.
>Blue, yellow, pink and white.
>All the Diamonds came to Earth to apologize to Steven and reveal that Rose didn't kill anyone. Pink was just having a vacation somewhere, I don't know, whatever dumb shitty excuses the writers can come up with.

Cont.

10 part storyline

Part 1 is setup and a lot of cool shit happens. The Homeworlders are on their way to destroy them once and for all. Lapis does a thing. Lars does a thing.

Part 2, 3, 4, are filler about the townies.

Part 5 and 6 is a flashback episode. Pearl's origin. The official version of how Pink died.

Part 7 is a Rinaldo episode.

Part 8, 9 and 10 are extra long (and 9 months late) and the Yellow and Blue have some kind of big army to fight the Crystal Gems. Steven and Pearl fuse. They fight for a bit, but Yellow and Blue at the end they see the error of their ways and have a big mushy gushie ending. All plot threads get tied up neatly and everyone has a happy BBQ on the beach.

Steven rejects instrumentality.

Steven recognizes the threat Gems pose to Earth and humanity and have brought nothing but misery and destruction to it's people, he an Connie resolve to expel the Crystal Gems and Homeworld Gems from their beloved planet and they co-opt, reverse engineer, and improve Gem tech towards this end promoting humanity to the stars and beyond and inevitably destroying the Gem Empire.

Or what this guy said

>Steven smiles. He starts crying, places his hand on his belly gem, and thanks his mother for helping him prove that being a spineless pacifist for two years is enough to solve a galactic conflict that lasted for thousands of years.
>Greg attempts to comfort Steven, but Connie slaps Greg's hand away. Connie asks Steven if he wants everyone to cry with him.
>He says yes. Connie commands everyone to cry with genuine tears.
>Everyone starts crying for the next 9 minutes.
>Blue Diamond's giant tears extinguish the fire.
>All the diamonds have tears so heavy that they cause shockwaves throughout the Earth's crust.
>The shockwaves disrupt the bubble covering the cluster.
>The cluster blows up the Earth in the final minute of airtime.
>Connie is making out with Pearl in space as Steven's dead carcass floats in the background.
>The End.
>...
>UP NEXT: "Teen Titan GO! Movie 2: We can still milk this retarded show!"

Do you think The Cluster is going to be important on the finale?

I feel like this really important storyline has been forgotten.

I bet you a thousand dollars that they've entirely forgotten about it.

Steven wont fuse with the Cluster
Chokes Connie to death

Turns out Homeworld didn't just colonise planets for fun, but built their giant armies of lesbians to fight elder gods or some shit. When they come back the gems must then defend the universe with whatever's left of the off-colors and the townies.

Last season is space battles, war crimes and everyone getting PTSD.

Ending is NGE rip-off because of course it is.

>New season starts with redesign
>Steven is thinner
>The gems are confirmed heterosexual, along with Steven and all the other characters
>Entire fanbase riots and burns down studio
>Steven Universe canceled
That's how it would end

Lesbian dance orgy.
Greg gets accused of rape and Steven can't stand up for him with the gems around.
Gems do something to make Steven full gem.
Calling it right now.

It'll finally get canceled on a whim when Cartoon Network decides it's not making them enough money. Then the writers will try to write up some half-assed ending and rush it out.
The final episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Connie will be cuckolding Steven with every single celebrity guest that's ever been on the show (Even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Connie getting fucked one by one while Steven just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a cookie cat.
The B-plot will be Ronaldo becoming transgender, then kicking Greg in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Ronaldette (MtF Ronaldette) kicking Greg in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person in Beach City and Homeworld will take her side, especially the celebrity guests who are fucking Connie.
It ends with the Steven Universe staff insulting its viewers for being such fucking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have a lesbian gem orgy right in the middle of the living room before vomitting all over each other and slicing their throats. Peridot pokes her head in and says "BYE CLOOOODS!", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, she's getting raped by Lapis right outside the beach house.
The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fucked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Rebecca Sugar high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much she hates her life before pulling out a shotgun and blowing her fucking brains out all over the wall. Then it ends, with no credits, context or anything.
It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews Steven Universe for another 10 seasons.

Uncensored lesbian orgy between all the gems in the first episode of the two part season finale, then the second episode is just Greg murdercocking them all, then the closing shot shows that they all died and gave birth to hybrids nine months later.

Stephen cries pink healing tears to the point where it floods most of the Earth. Attempting to save everyone he shape shifts into a giant version of himself and picks up the temple.
He "comically" falls over dooming everyone. The final frames are a parody of "End of Evangelion" where Connie and Greg sit on the edge of the landmass Steven picked up. Forced to look at his stupid fucking face before the pink ocean engulfs them completely.
Crying. Steven fucking up. Anime References. It's the show in a nutshell.

Blizzard did practically the same Tweeest, and guess what? It sucked.

Of course it sucked, everything ActiBlizz does sucks.

Steven becomes human and marries Connie.

fucking hilarious

...

CONGRATULATION

Lots of crying and some singing (there will be crying during the song).

trying way too hard fampai

garnet on the railing gets me every fuckin time

Goku Black and Zamasu come and destroy Beach City and Homeworld since the saw how cancerous the show was

Does that mean the show's whole timeline gets erased by Zeno?

>how it will end

As most people say, somehow everyone will get redeemed even if they don't deserve it. Somehow Steven will convince everyone that his way is the best way and somehow get homeworld to leave them alone on top of healing everyone because despite the writer's insistences, he's the chosen one. There is also a big chance he'll stop being half gem and Rose will come back, or he'll stay the way he is and nobody will touch on any of the consequences of people dying after a few centuries or being immortal etc etc.

Everyone will be happy.


>if I could write it

Characters will die/get shattered with no way of coming back. Steven fails to convince people to join his hippy commune. The world shits on the characters to the point where they give up their ideologies. People get called out on their bullshit. Humans do shitty things to the gems which calls Rose's ideology into question. A villain manages to play mind games with the gems and humans and wins. Feelings and crying will not save the day and possibly make things worse.

Suffering.

...

That would also be good.

A half-season of everything slowly but surely turning to shit, climaxing with the end of the Earth and Homeworld, and ending in a way similar to EoE or Devilman Crybaby

Steven finally confronts White Diamond, who is revealed to be the first Gem; mineral-based AIs who killed their original creators and started going rampant with nothing to guide them. WD tells Steven that organic life and synthetic life will always be in conflict with each other, but humans have been far more resilient then the Gems ever anticipated, so she's giving Steven the choice to decide the Gem race's ultimate fate using ancient tech left over from the precursor race.
Steven is given three options; permanently shatter all Homeworld Gems, ending their planet-draining forever (but the Crystal Gems will also die), take control of the Gempire and become the new White Diamond, or merge the physical forms of Gems and humans, turning them all into hybrids like himself (but this will also kill Steven).
No matter what Steven decides to do, all FTL travel stops working and the Crystal Gems escape to the jungle moon, stranded.

The Gems decide to re-occupy earth leading to awkward gem and human interaction within the town. Now the townies are stuck with aliens being worked as slaves and entertainment.

Steven at first tries to smooth things out with the conquerers but finds everyone of his ideals of love, fairness, acceptance being trampled by the monolithic empire. He slowly finds himself embracing his mom's darker impulses and eventually begins leading small scale rebellions against the gems.

Meanwhile, Connie tries to understand why the gems enjoy conquest so much when they have so many. With the guidance of Lapis and Peridot she uncovers the truth.

The gems were the result of an interdimensional being creating a crystal garden which grew by absorbing nutrients in the ground making it more beautiful but ultimately killing the planet. Somewhere along the line, the crystals evolved into the gems today and conquered worlds just so they can reproduce.

Connie must stop Steven from committing gem genocide as it will ultimately ruin him. During the final battle between the rebel gems and homeworld on Earth's orbit, the rebels managed to put Homeworld's forces in a checkmate by capturing Yellow and Blue Diamond.

Steven with the reforged breaking point readies to shatter the two only to be stopped by Captain Lars, Connie and the rest of the townies and gems as this isn't what Steven is.

After much crying, they make a treaty instead ensuring Earth's safety and to find a solution to the whole gems reproduce by killing the planet.

Steven fuses with the cluster and the entire earth and all its lifeforms to form a giant demigod.

Proceeds to fight White Diamond TTGL style.

That's a reference to OTGW not a spoiler. Steven becoming human is a stupid idea if you have in count how the story was written.

Like this except gayer.

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That already looks pretty gay

CPS gets involved. The End

But that would involve some level of human competence in the government.

Fuck you all for having 50 posts and still not replying to my comment. I hate all your guts

steven destroys all of homeworld by using his new power; retard rays. it works by channeling the autisim of all SU fans into a concentrated beam that renders anything it touches permanently disabled.

Exterminatus.

Fine, here's your (you), now stop it. Get some help.

fpbp

Steven goes shopping with onion

The real heroes show up

jet jaguar working with ghidora and super mecha-godzilla bros

Gems fall, everyone cries.

This is gonna be the real ending:

>Rose used to be PD
>Diamonds and The Crystal Gem discovers that there is not a real reason to fight against each other since PD was never shattered and Earth used to be her colony.
>They make peace and The Diamonds return PD's gem to Steven then they live in the earth
>The gems in the cluster restore themselves with the time and they emerge from the center of the earth and are reunited with the rest of the crystal gems.
>Steven fuses with the Diamonds to sing a song that cure the corruption of the monsters.
>Gems now live between the humans.
>WE ARE ALL HAPPY NOW
>Jasper becomes Steven's personal guardian.
>Steven's endgame is not completely clear and it's ambiguous but it's hinted to Connie.
>He probably grows up a little.

What a shit ending... I know but it's the more possible ending.

Greg get iPad

where the fuck is gigan

The God-Emperor of Mankind helps the Imperium cross the divide and they fuck up the gems in the name of Humanity.

>White Diamond comes to Earth
>Resets Pearl to Factor settings
>Stevonnie vs Pearl and Sugilite vs White
>Power of Love at some point
>White Diamond is banished to the shadow realm because killing is wrong
>Everybody lives happily ever after

>A spectacular battle with "the final boss" takes place
>The Gems sacrifice themselves to win the battle and save the world
>Afterward, Steven is now left to live somewhat of a normal human life
>Fast-forward 10 years into the future
>An adult Steven and Connie are shown, with their child, having a picnic on the beach in front of the temple
>Steven goes into the house to get something
>His eyes catch the brick wall that him and Greg built over the temple's warp pad & door, years earlier
>He walks over to the wall, and glances over some framed photos that are hung upon it
>Photos shown are one of Steven & Connie's wedding day; A photo of Steven, Connie and their newborn child; A photo of Greg; A photo of Connie's parents, etc.
>Steven then comes upon one particular photo of young Steven & Connie with the Crystal Gems
>Steven walks up close to the photo, places his hand on its frame, then closes his eyes
>A montage of memorable moments from throughout the entire series is shown
>Opening his eyes, Steven says, "I wonder... what they would think if they could see me now?"
>Connie suddenly places a hand on Steven's shoulder and says, "They would be so proud of you, Steven."
>Steven turns and looks at Connie with sadness in his eyes
>Connie hugs Steven and whispers in his ear, "...I miss them too."
>Steven & Connie's child tugs on Steven's shirt, and points at the photo
>"Mommy? Daddy? Is that you in that picture? Who are those ladies?"
>Steven smiles lovingly at his child
>"I think it's time I tell you a story... about my adventures with the Crystal Gems!"
>"It all began one day, when I went to the Big Donut to get some Cookie Cats..."
>Slow star-wipe to black
>The Gems can be heard saying, all together, "Steven... we love you."
>The End...?

It was already alluded to in the episode 'Gem Harvest.

Who's at that table?

>The Crystal Gems
>Greg, the most human character, best representative of humanity
>Peridot, representative of Yellow Diamond and her court
>Lapis Lazuli, representative of Blue Diamond and her court
>Pumpkin, representative of Corrupted Jasper, who is representative of Pink Diamond and her court
>Steven, the connection between Humanity and Gem kind
>and they are all together to appease the one with the white hair (Uncle Andy, representative of White Diamond)
>Andy sees that he's the problem and leaves, but Steven reminds him that he is loved and wants to be a part of his family
>He returns and learns to accept change, despite the fact that it is not his ideal

TL;DR - EVERYONE will unite to deal with WD, she'll see herself as the problem and try to do away with herself, Steven will convince her that change is good.

Your comment sucked and it was so uninteresting I didn't finish reading all 30 words of it. Since you were a big enough faggot to watch the thread then, your probably are now.

Go post your boring ideas on reddit. You might get an upvote or two.