Just TRY to name a better religious anything

Just TRY to name a better religious anything

Protip: You can't

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this was kino

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>not posting the undeniably better prequel

God is the real villain

One of the few times a direct to video movie based on a theatrical one was good. Other candidates include Aladdin 3, and Atlantis 2.

t. Satan

It was alright

Anything? As in non/co/? The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran.

it was surprisingly good for a christ-cuck film

I didn't know Kevin Sorbo was a Christian, i'm guessing thats why he doesn't land anymore roles on tv or film.....wasn't he in Supergirl recently?

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I wouldn't say it's "better," but it's still a pretty good movie.

A SINGLE THREAD IN A TAPESTRY THOUGH ITS COLOR BRIGHTLY SHINES

As someone who watched them back to back, NO.
That was unfair to Joseph, because animation, music, and storywise it's just not as compelling.
Despite hitting pretty much all the same marks, PoE is a much more compelling story, probably thanks to its more dramatic and visually exciting conflict. Joseph wallowing in a pit can't really compare to the Plagues.
And getting Weinsteined by your Master's wife and then she says you Weinsteined her doesn't compare to Brothers torn between their Fraternal love and their duties as leaders.
He had cancer.
Also he's not that great an actor. Also I heard he's kind of a dick, like he turned Andromeda into Space Hercules.

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Man that box art is hideous.
It was a good movie though.

>Just TRY to name a worst religious anything
Ftfy.

Jew propaganda, historically inaccurate.

Name one (1) Hollywood movie that's historically accurate

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You realize that Moses is in the Christian and Islamic bible as well, right?

How does anyone get hope from an all terrible totalitarian god who wont even help us anymore in the living world. I dont get it

What's the point of your posts?

Brainwashing.

What was the point of calling it jew propaganda?

It's mostly the thought of him being "your" all terrible totalitarian god.

really? i didn't think of him as a jerk.

he is a conservative though, so he probably is a bit "muh guns"

Did I stumble into r/atheism with all these half-baked "hot takes"?

Because God is Good and Good is God.

If you have a priest soak you in water and don't masturbate, you get to enjoy eternal bliss. What's so mind-wracking about that?

Just how blissful is this eternal bliss?

pretty blissful

>mfw they killed G-d

this is the exact opposite of that thread we had earlier about anti-religious movies and i like it