>Oy! Don't call me a hero, luv
Edition
Constantine is back! Daddy Darkhest starting in 13 minutes for the East coast
Wally West joining the cast soon
>Oy! Don't call me a hero, luv
Edition
Constantine is back! Daddy Darkhest starting in 13 minutes for the East coast
Wally West joining the cast soon
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Oh baby, I hope Sara and John bone
YAAAAAAAASSSSSZ
tough luck user
it's gonna be Leo
>Leo AND Constantine in the same episode
holy fuck I'm pumped. this has all the makings of my favorite
>implying it won't be Sara getting boned in both holes by both them
Yes I know
Gotta give John's actor props for fighting tooth and nail for every chance possible to put on the trenchcoat
>Sara's been gaining a sex addiction over the past couple of months.
>She's been fucking every man, woman, and child, that she could grab through-out history.
>The rest of the team decide to host an intervention.
Here we go
>John Noble is in this too
holy fucking kino
M P E G
BUT WILL FELICITY BE HERE
I feel like John should have just bullshitted the nurse instead of hexing her
I think the money is less on who Constantine fucks, but what order he fucks them all in.
I can forgive it since he seems to be in a hurry.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Right of the bat we got exorcist shit, neat!
Is that Mollous?
ASTRA
I hate to say it but without Stein and Jax I really don't give a fuck anymore and I'm not even the least bit interested in watching.
One thing I liked about Keanu Constantine is that it wasn't a given that Christian Iconography would work, so he tested charms from every religion until he found one that worked
>Legends airing on a Monday
Feels wrong, dirty even
>Supernatural LoT opening card
yes that's Dahrk's kid
>That new intro sequence
Fuckin noice
It's only a matter of time before the brothers run into him
>All Brits look alike
Oh Mick.
>What's your story, handsome?
>I'm spoken for.
>Yeah, his girlfriend's a guy! It's too much for me.
KINO
HIS GIRLFRIENDS A GUY
>Everything is perfectly narmal
So, did people shit on these DC TV for going with Teen instead of Tine on Johnny Boy?
Holy shit I missed Mick so much
Can't blame him, he's Irish
Dammit, my captions don't work on CW and I don't understand enough British to make out everything John says.
Damn Ray got grey hairs already
Who is the girl Ray Palmer was just talking to? I forget
This is John Constantine, not Lady Johanna.
>I'm gonna watch TV
Oh, Mick.
>Sara pulling rank on a supernatural matter
holy fuck Sara just fuck off
When are they going to fuck?
Goddamn Sara keep it in your pants
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS SARA
Soon™
What? Do they have hologram 2 Pac?
Heh cute Sara is on first name basis with Agent Aya, lez make out soon.
Part 2 of this episode is going to be a supernatural orgy, isn't it? Based af
Ah, goddamn. Snart hamming it up is always good. Even Earth X Catasnart.
Sarah and Eva, being cute.
Snart X being sassy
Seems like the leaks are true.
She'll probably be the first one Mollus kills
I fucking hope so.
ava looka like an older supergirl
Man, Snart and Rory are the best, even when it's Earth-X Snart.
>Gay, not blind
Did Sara tell him her and his alt self made out before his death?
I miss the Firestorms.
I wish Jax had gotten to be Solostorm.
go on...
Maybe Supergirl looks like a young Ava
Oh right Kuasa knows kung fu
Ray's actor is no spring chicken anymore, Brandon Routh is nearly forty, and is moving into autumn chicken territory. Silver Fox in training.
>It's Nora Dahrk
Ah, good. MAKE WITH THE STABBENING.
whoa
OH FUCK
I forgot Nora was from the future, since she was a kid in Arrow
Would they have to call him Black Firestorm?
nobody post spoilers in this thread please. i enjoy the ride
It's been like 15 years since he was Superman.
>Superman Returns as 2006
Damn, 12 years
How many years since he was Clark Kent?
I started going grey in high school, I didnt' complain though since 2 of my buddies were already going bald I'd take grey hair over no hair anyday
So since the usual guy doesn't seem to be here to ask, post snacks.
We talking upstairs or downstairs?
>tfw no snacks
might just make some nuggies or ramen
And add like a year to that for filming and post.
>John's quest for a cigerette light
I like it
>It's been 12 fucking years since Superman Returns came out
How is nate so dumb he doesn't know how a fucking GUN works?
Holy shit, the Freeze Gun froze something!
Just tea. Just had supper.
I started getting rogue grey hairs in like middle school.
probably should have tied her down...
>Shake, shake. shake senora.
>shake it all the time.
Just tuning in now, what'd I miss?
>It's a John severely underestimates the entity's power episode
I like the way you think
John tried to exercise Mallus, hit on Leo, and find a light
fucking brilliance. you should just wait
if you must watch it now, they (with constantine) tried helping dhark's daughter who has mallus in her and just got sent through a magical portal
Dahrk Jr. is Constantine's possessed girl.
Mallus is... probably not an actual demon?
Sara is still gay for Agent Bitchcakes, Ray is making a nano-gun to nano-shoot Damian.
John can't find a light for his cigarette, Sara wants to fuck the time lady agent, the possessed girl is Darhk's daughter from the past, water chick got cold gunned
>Matt Ryan
Has there ever been a person more perfectly casted for a role?
So, John Noble notwithstanding. Mallus continues to be a utter nothing of a villain, right?
Does Darhk have 2 kids? Or is the one from season 4 of Arrow (young girl) the same as the LoT one (grown titty monster played by Brandon Routh's wife)?
Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier and Kelsey Grammar as Hank Mccoy will always be the greatest casting choices of all time
Also, Snart's girlfriend is a guy.
does this show share the same universe as nbc constantine?
Same chick.
oh snap, yea you win
yes
Oh shit Dark Betty
Same girl
>grown titty monster
You what?
>98630397
they the same, wibbly wobbly timey wimey, actually not even, just time traveling at different points in her life, this is the moment when supposedly she will become a Mollus cultist
Michael Ironside as the voice of Darkseid.
Ron Perlman as Hellboy.
Kinda.
The girl was pretty hot when she was possessed.
it does now
JUST LET HIM GET THE DAMN LIGHT