Is it blasphemous to be sexually attracted to the Virgin Mary?

Is it blasphemous to be sexually attracted to the Virgin Mary?

if she's good enough for god.

Looks like rule 63 Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Yes.

That doesn't look anything like Mary btw

Not actually Mary, just a CG design said to be her.

How do you know what Mary looks like?

You know those Russian kids who claimed they saw Mary? I'm going out on a limb and saying what they saw didn't look like that.

the original pure waifu

Virgin and milf pussy in one package? I ain't seeing a problem.

Come to think of it, which Biblical figure would be acceptable to fap to?

Typing that out sent chills down my spine as a Catholic but I already masturbate when the Bible tells me not to so wth

God did it first, so no.

anyone got that page of jesus in hell talking to satan with mary on his dong

Why would you want sloppy firsts?

Mary Magdalene, maybe?

It depends which denomination you subscribe to.
I was raised in a really hardcore Roman Catholic environment, and according to my old church we're not allowed to have sexual desires at all.
Others range in leniency, with some saying as long as you don't hurt other people you're fine.

If you're still Catholic, you probably believe that you're going to hell anyway, so might as well fap to whatever you want. Or, you know, leave that faith.

Blond and blue eyed, of course. Whites love going "wewuz divine and shit".

Eve

Salome. Ignore the John the Baptist photobomb.

>a pregnant, lactating virgin
Imagine

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I vaguely remember watching this.

You'd probably have to go Old Testament for that kind of thing. Or at least I would.

Isn't it a staple of Sunday School? I didn't have much of a religious education but I at least attended after-school lessons at the Catholic Church.

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Everyone sees the Blessed Mother as they want to see her. I'm certain that she wasn't an Amerindian in life, for example, but that doesn't stop Mexicans.

>muh whites
OBSESSED

All of them.
You're a Catholic who masturbates and visits a site that has pornography on it. Really weird pornography. Why are you concerned with saving your soul?
Either stick to your faith, or grow out of it.

>already masturbate when the Bible tells me not to so wth
>Leviticus 15:16-17
>16 “‘When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 17 Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening

Guessing you're a page skimmer or just take whatever some dumbass told you at face value?

Just relegate yourself to spiritual ecstasy then. God can't fault you for a nutt of the soul.

but you are the ones that think Jesus, Mary and Joseph were white
>in israel
>with that sun
they look like muslims, you must have a nigger brain to think otherwise.

Like T-ELOS?

I usually take a shower after jacking it so I'm good. See you in Heaven, bitches.

Dang she's cute.
I recall some Christians getting buttblasted that some scholar thought Mary and Joseph had sex after they were married, which isn't sinful even by the strictest of Christian standards (mostly) because her not being an eternal virgin taints her somehow.

When I was Christian, I thought the same.
Now I just think of Mary as kind of a shitty wife, and that Joseph must have been kind of miserable to be married to someone who'd never do anything sexual with him.

>Is it blasphemous to be sexually attracted to the Virgin Mary?

Yes, you degenerate faggot. How many times are you going to ask this before you learn your lesson?

underrated

The fact this shit bombed and no one heard about it proved sony is not invulnerable and that there is hope in the world after all

Yes

I expect this is the Catholics' fault, as usual. Them and their weird Marian fixation