You can only post in this thread If your country won a war against America

You can only post in this thread If your country won a war against America

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le post xD

hehe well america may get revenge for that burning now that the god emporer is in

Why are you posting?

Those were British soldiers dumbass

Now we wait for Vietnam to show up

Why is canada posting?
Those were brits

Everybody they went to war with but Germany and themselves then?

How are the British holdings in Louisiana holding up?

I can post here cause we've kicked our own ass more than you have, stupid leaf.

>"uhh no those soldiers were totally British even though they had been living in Canada for generations and were distinctly their own people

Why are you here then?

Everyone?

Considering we don't have a parliament l'd say we won against Britain

They were part of Britain at the time, Canadian soldiers WERE British soldiers, just like Americans were British at the time of the "revolution". Of course, burgers can't look at history without a modern lens because your country is so young you have no history to take from.

That was just a civil war user with our own people. You probably don't even descend from those people.

hi

Cmon in dinks

Where are the Saudi princes at?

Does war against obesity count? We win that hands down.

I actually don't, my family came over in the 1850s

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No you retard, the soldiers that burned down the white house were from the island of Britain. None of them were actually from Canada

does it count that at the time it was a british colony? or it has to be post independence?

The royal marines who burned the white house ran away from American troops like little bitches

also canada is such a shit country that the brits had to kick you out of the house like a 400lb hacker

You weren't a country then and I'm not entirely sure you're one now.

You're basically West Belgium.

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>oldest functioning republic on earth
>so young

Why do europeans have their heads so far up their own asses?

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lol look at me!

>Implying there were any troops in sight

england did that senpai, you werent even a country

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War

Does that count?

That's the point. They were british at the time thus they participated.

You know that happened after we burnt down your capital.

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None of your faggot countries ever beat us at anything

I do, though. I can trace my roots back to the late 1500's. I'm descended from one of the bastard daughters of Henry VIII whose family eventually came to Maryland circa mid-late 1600's.

youtube.com/watch?v=M_4Qehqx2sI

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So burgers can take credit for every thing the british ever did pre burgerland? Or does it not count because they arent quintessentially british?

America won the civil war.

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Canadian solders didn't exist at the time, since Canada didn't exist. You can't say Canada born soldiers did it either, since it was an elite British-born regiment that did it.

But the vast majority of the burgers aren't even Anglo. Any Anglo American could take credit and I wouldn't mind.

>caring about minor colonial temper tantrums

EVERYONE GTFO NOW

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
;^]

I agree Canadians lose just as much as their French ancestors

>Canada didn't exist
But Canada was a recognized British colony before 1867, people had Ben settling there for generations. So yes Canada and Canadians did exist and btfo America in the war of 1812

These threads are where good discussion goes to die

San Marino Republic is way older than you burgers

This is every battle of the Quasi-War

>USS Delaware vs La Croyable
American Victory

>USS Constellation vs L'Insurgente
American Victory

>Action of 1 January 1800
Indecisive

>USS Constellation vs La Vengeance
American Victory

>Jacmel
American Victory

>Puerto Plata Harbor
American Victory

>USS Boston vs Berceau
American Victory

>USS Enterprise vs Flambeau Curaçao
American Victory


you really showed us France. Did your military read Trudeaus Art of War?

>Curb your Enthusiasm theme plays

>But after that, it sort of settled down and you go into a pub and an Aussie would come and up and slap me on the back. "Oh, wasn't that a good ruckus we had the other night? And have a beer on me."

top bants 2bh

People born in Canadian soil are CANADIAN, smart one.

They fought us, and got most of their help from you.

If you weren't there to help them, they would have lost.

You could use the same logic to say Australia did it though

Thank god we crushed those damn confederates

try it again faggot

google.com/search?q=oldest constitution&oq=oldest constit&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.7300j0j4&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Well we have never been in a war with America

ok so where's my monies?

>"If you weren't there to help them, they would have lost"

Hahaha nice try but I seem to recall the entire American army getting btfo by a few Canadian farmers and Natives before any British reinforcements showed up

Civil War. We beat America!

The Union, reporting in!

TRUMP IS PRESIDENT ELECT
WE DEFEATED AMERICA

Trips of truth

Under rated post

Daily reminder that the Fed is run by Brits. America is still a British territory.

We need Vietnam, N Korea, and Afghanistan here now. UK and Canada are invited to the after-party too,

Littered all over Normandy you cheese eating surrender monkey

I have swedish heritage, so I can post.

>N Korea

*China

Northern state reporting in ;)

Haha Cucks you might have won the war but we won the Tea battle. Enjoy your coffee niggers.

hitler should have won,
you could've spent it better burger.

>muh tea

REPORTING THE FUCK IN

AMERICA IS A BITCHMADE NATION THAT BENT THE KNEE TO BIG BROTHER CANADA

NEVER FUCKING FORGET 1812

OH MY GOD THE MOST EPIC WAR EVER FOUGHT AND YOU AMERISHITS KNOW IT

Lmao

>won
>canacucks burnt down an empty building that defenders purposely left because it had no strategic value
>made no other gains in the city
>had the provincial capital burnt down already
>got absolutely BTFO at New Orleans
>somehow "won"
There's a reason it wasn't until 1982 did you gays get independence.

You just admitted the south is REAL America. Thanks.

This

We won the war on common sense, Trump has Finnish ancestry :^)

Hey bud, do you know why they call it the fucking white house? Canada forced you to call it that because it's a symbol of your surrender. The literal symbol of your liberty and highest offices of government is a white flag begging Canada to stop fucking your shit up.

>Amerikeks asshurt at glorious Canadian prosperity and declare war
>entire invasion force btfo by Canadian farmers and Indians
>American navy completely btfo by her majesty's Royal Navy
>British reinforcements arrive and burn down the capital city
>President runs like a pussy and forced to sign peace treaty

Americans actually believe they won this

WE

We won the space race. Does that count?

>China
>Win a war again USA
>Ever
And North Korea loses to USA since they lost more border to South Korea when USA help South Korea.

Well, I guess if you consider the American civil war to be a war of globalists against the American people using foreigners as soldiers, then I guess I can post in this thread to since the US of today is the side that won.

youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88

>Canacucks start enslaving white men like savages
>get declared war on
>burn down Toronto (then York) and loot it like niggers with only some rednecks
>repel the """"""""greatest""""""" empire of the era with a few pirates down in New Orleans
>give the bongistanis a chance to save face instead of letting the kekening continue


Every monarchist piece of trash fears this face. (prairie niggers too)

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British troops

Canad wasn't a country until 1867

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Apologize

canada didn't have independence til 1982

>Some American literally scoured over the internet just to find some naval battles America's won over Ol' Blighty.

Top kek.
1812 was a win for us. You failed to take over Canada, we succeeded in protecting Canada and more.

that was the Brits

actually the American army was doing really well but got fucked by a harsh Canadian winter.
>what is history

Most countries are older than their current forms of government.