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I haven't had KFC since september

>durr popeye's is better dude

I don't care

Hal is a hamburger man. No chicken allowed in his house.

What the actual fuck?

Clearly a man of great taste.

Oh snap, did they make a new one?

Someone should kick Hal's ass for fucking with the Colonel's finger-licking chicken wings

I guess DC got tired of Green Arrow, too.

I wish /cock/ would come back to stay. That was the happiest day in my life.

Three years running of proper, classy shilling for a company.
I need to get all of the floppies one day.

>tfw the DC/KFC and PotA/DC crossovers are better than their mainline books

Just wait another month and a half, then we'll see.
I'm waiting for a less likely combination to return.

>Talking shit on Popeyes
>During Tacklebox season

Hope you like bad chicken.

Dis shit doe.

For a shill comic it was surprisingly good.

Disgusting, unbelievable, I can't believe they did this.

Colonel is for Flash, not GL. I won't abide by this country fried NTR.

finger licking good

Not the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

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Definitely not the stupidest thing to ever happen...

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And then there's this nigga.

Im a dirty dirty phone poster who just happened to have this issue on my phone.

Well aint that just the most convenient thing ever.

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I hope it's /aco/

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>implying Godzilla vs. Barkley isn't one of the greatest single issues of all time

aaaaaaand...

>femflash
hmn yes

anyone have a download for all the kfc issues?

kek

That isnt archie and punisher
Those chin ballsacks on chicker colonel

stop posting during a storytime

>That fucking space suit
Stylish as fuck

Do you think that chickencolonel serves kentucky fried human?

UH OH, WHO STOLE MY CHICKEN?!?

As a frank Green Lantern fan, I have to say, this is some of the most offensive nonsense I've ever read.
>every member of the green lantern corps is working on this, sir.

WHY?!

Bucket ring was a nice little detail

Are those robots? Why would robots want fried chicken?

Are you going to deny our metal brothers the delight that is fried chicken?

ALL DOSE HAMBOIGAS

Hey, when it comes down to feeding a few thousand lifeforms kfc out of the billions out there, it's gonna take some helping hands.

It might make sense if the storytimer started with issue 1, not three

This is embarrassing.

Racist, robots can enjoy a whole hearty delictable kfc meal with 6 secret spices if they want

After some mega-corp bought out the Colonel, they kept him on as spokesman.
The "secret spice mixture" is prepared at a centralized factory and shipped to all franchises to ensure uniformity wherever you go. The new owners decided that the "mix" was unnecessarily elaborate (and expensive), so they modified it.

The Colonel made a PR appearance at a local outlet and, on camera, sampled the product. He gagged and said "That tastes like library paste!" Not the best PR.

The "secret" is really no secret, of course. (No more than the "coke" formula is). It's common spices. What gives KFC its taste and texture is quick-frying at immensely high heat. You could do it at home, but it's not very practical for small batches.

OP wanted to discuss this issue and it's the only one i have

>Colonel Sanders has enough will power to change the shape of the ring despite only just being introduced to it
You're just asking to get beat up by giant green drumsticks user

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I hear one of the original restaurants still uses the original recipe and the taste is a huge difference. Not sure if that's true though.

This Hawkgirl is cute but I can't tell which one she is.

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OP thinks you're doing fine, and is enjoying storytime.

Carry on, Coincidental-timing Man!

>"I want all the zingers!"
kek

If i had the first 2 issues i wouldve done those too. I just happened to be drinking and saw this thread.

I'll take my finger-lickin' like a man.

Probably a new one. I don't think the KFC universe is the default one.

>no spork

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Where does one acquire these? I collect larfleeze stuff

I was hoping at best for some solid jokes and general DC ripping, but this is way better.

And there we go, that's the story of how the colonel wanted to send a few thousand chicken sandwiches to every planet allowing every planet a few sandwhiches each to split among the natives causing uprisings against their governments until kfc stores opened on their planet.

I think they were comic-con exclusives so naturally they are pricey as fuck.

Being a larfleeze collector is as difficult as it is ironic.

>space cop

kek

>popeye's is better

That's certainly been my experience.

Meta

This is amazing

Irony

>collects all the Larfleeze shit
>becomes Larfleeze
>ultimate Larfleeze collector

I'm going to be really disappointed if John isn't in this issue

>Magreen Corps

I want to see Larfleeze and his Constructs manning a KFC and wearing the uniforms.

I want that issue.

Sup Forums had a thing about that a while back. Larfleeze owning a burger chain. I forgot what autism spawned it but people drew pictures and everything. I think it was back when the new colored lanterns were just being introduced like 7 years ago.

Well, now I want it even more.

KFC - The Colonel of Two Worlds 001 (2015) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
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KFC - Crisis of Infinite Colonels (2016) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
www89.zippyshare.com/v/OKIApnht/file.html

KFC - Across the Universe 003 (2017) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
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>sandwich
>clearly a burger
Even the home of burgers can't identify their own foods. Worst country.

You are a good man, user. You should receive proper commendation.

So a taco to you is a burger as well, huh?

Or an empanada or a gyro any number of other things that are a piece of chicken, fried or grilled or whatnot, inside two pieces or wrapped up in something made of grain?

Hot Chicken a best.

>tfw you just finished eating KFC and yorkshire pudding drowned in gravy
whelp here we go

Because this references Forever Evil, it's canon btw

because only the best stories become canon

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