I've been in a coma for 11 years and I just woke up.
What's his name ?
I've been in a coma for 11 years and I just woke up.
What's his name ?
Not Joe Biden
this kind of crap belongs on Sup Forums
get fucked, fag.
Sam
Ben Garrison
Mike "Adam and Steve, meet Volta and Ampere" Pence
Mike "Fag Holocaust is just common sense" Pence
Mike "fags get medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Donald Rodham Jefferson Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho the Fifth.
Brought to you by Carls Jr.
Mike "butt-piracy gets the electric chair" Pence
Mike "dual-purpose electric border fence" Pence
guy from the future man
Michael Richard Pence
Mike "Fag frog go back to coma" Pence
Mike "Transgender? Meet my transformer!" Pence
>11 year coma
>comes to Sup Forums
>mfw Sup Forums only been around ~5 years
My favorite is Mike "If gays make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence.
Mike the Situation
I wonder if Pence knows he's Trump's deterrent against assassination
Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike "Assassinate Trump, you get this chump" Pence
Mike "cock-jockeys gonna get the shockey" Pence
Mike "got the gay? Stay away." pence
Mike "Hillary and Podesta gonna get Nikola Tesla" Pence
Mike "Hungry for Dick, VP Pick" Pence
...
Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
Mike "Purge the degenerates and spare no ex" Pence
Mike "Current goes from negative to HIV positive" Pence
wojak
No wonder I'm still in a coma. The doctors can't even spell check their shit
Yo, just checking, does anybody else see a message saying to wake up here?
Mike "Take it in the rear - get ready for electric chair" Pence
Mike "lust for cock? get a shock" Pence
Mike "Gas the dykes like their kikes" Pence
@pic
>You in coma, user!
Mike "fags get medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind" Pence
Mike "Like It In the Ass? Prepare For the Gas" Pence
Mike "Butt diggers get the trigger" Pence
Mike "Enforcing Leviticity, with electricity" Pence
Mike"lighting bolt"pence
Mike "an amp a day keeps the gay away" Pence
Mike "you'll forget you ever were gay" Pence
Mike "homosexuality is a mental disorder" Pence
What message?
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Mike "300V AC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "Thunder Emperor" Pence
Yes but that's because you're a figment of my imagination which for 20 years has seamlessly imagined reality, so I doubt it'd suddenly lose it's logical capabilities now and decide to have nobody else in my mind see the message but me.
It's obvious the technology is rudimentary because (((they))) had no control over where the message would land, so I doubt they'd suddenly be able to cut the logic of my perfect world.
I need to wake up
Mike "clam divers gonna get the juice" Pence
race bannon
fucking kek that one's bretty gud
Mike "menu special today: toasted LGBT" Pence
>Mike "suck cock, get shot" Pence
>Mike "if your gay, prepare to turn into a piece of clay" Pence
> Mike "Put fear in the queer" Pence
"I "
Mike "I'll make pole smokers smoke (literally)" Pence
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Mike "gas the gay away" Pence
>invited on the Ellen DeGeneres show
>brings along his portable ECT unit
Mike 'If men you're seducing, I'll give you a juicing' Pence
Mike "let me turn you on" Pence
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Yeah this is one of the best
Along with Mike 'AC/DC if you're LGBT' Pence, short and sweet