I've been in a coma for 11 years and I just woke up

I've been in a coma for 11 years and I just woke up.

What's his name ?

Not Joe Biden

this kind of crap belongs on Sup Forums

get fucked, fag.

Sam

Ben Garrison

Mike "Adam and Steve, meet Volta and Ampere" Pence

Mike "Fag Holocaust is just common sense" Pence

Mike "fags get medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence

Donald Rodham Jefferson Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho the Fifth.

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Mike "butt-piracy gets the electric chair" Pence

Mike "dual-purpose electric border fence" Pence

guy from the future man

Michael Richard Pence

Mike "Fag frog go back to coma" Pence

Mike "Transgender? Meet my transformer!" Pence

>11 year coma
>comes to Sup Forums
>mfw Sup Forums only been around ~5 years

My favorite is Mike "If gays make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence.

Mike the Situation

I wonder if Pence knows he's Trump's deterrent against assassination

Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence

Mike "Assassinate Trump, you get this chump" Pence

Mike "cock-jockeys gonna get the shockey" Pence

Mike "got the gay? Stay away." pence

Mike "Hillary and Podesta gonna get Nikola Tesla" Pence

Mike "Hungry for Dick, VP Pick" Pence

...

Mike "LGBBQ" Pence

Mike "Purge the degenerates and spare no ex" Pence

Mike "Current goes from negative to HIV positive" Pence

wojak

No wonder I'm still in a coma. The doctors can't even spell check their shit

Yo, just checking, does anybody else see a message saying to wake up here?

Mike "Take it in the rear - get ready for electric chair" Pence

Mike "lust for cock? get a shock" Pence

Mike "Gas the dykes like their kikes" Pence

@pic
>You in coma, user!

Mike "fags get medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind" Pence

Mike "Like It In the Ass? Prepare For the Gas" Pence

Mike "Butt diggers get the trigger" Pence

Mike "Enforcing Leviticity, with electricity" Pence

Mike"lighting bolt"pence

Mike "an amp a day keeps the gay away" Pence
Mike "you'll forget you ever were gay" Pence

Mike "homosexuality is a mental disorder" Pence

What message?

...

Mike "300V AC for LGBT" Pence

Mike "Thunder Emperor" Pence

Yes but that's because you're a figment of my imagination which for 20 years has seamlessly imagined reality, so I doubt it'd suddenly lose it's logical capabilities now and decide to have nobody else in my mind see the message but me.

It's obvious the technology is rudimentary because (((they))) had no control over where the message would land, so I doubt they'd suddenly be able to cut the logic of my perfect world.

I need to wake up

Mike "clam divers gonna get the juice" Pence

race bannon

fucking kek that one's bretty gud

Mike "menu special today: toasted LGBT" Pence

>Mike "suck cock, get shot" Pence
>Mike "if your gay, prepare to turn into a piece of clay" Pence
> Mike "Put fear in the queer" Pence

"I "

Mike "I'll make pole smokers smoke (literally)" Pence

...

Mike "gas the gay away" Pence

>invited on the Ellen DeGeneres show
>brings along his portable ECT unit

Mike 'If men you're seducing, I'll give you a juicing' Pence

Mike "let me turn you on" Pence

...

Yeah this is one of the best

Along with Mike 'AC/DC if you're LGBT' Pence, short and sweet