How do girls deal with lesbians?

How do girls deal with lesbians?

By not resisting at all.

Resisting can be fun too

real answer. it can be sort of awkward if a lesbian confesses to you, but it's never some horrible ordeal (for the straight girl at least). lesbians usually aren't that pushy or creepy. they may be into women, but they're still women themselves, and most women don't like to initiate, and take rejection much better than men do. in fact, most of them are even less likely to talk to you if they have a crush on you.

t. got confessed to by a gay friend and I know one other straight girl who has been confessed to.

Also, despite what most media will tell you, many lesbians are well aware of the fact that they're a minority and understand it's usually a long shot for you actually being bi/gay.

I've confessed to friends three times and got shot down three times. Now I only go for girls I already know are gay.

sane lesbians are pretty tame. the same can't be said for bisexual girls, who, in my experience, are borderline rapists, and glad to grope women without inhibition, using, "lol, it's OK cause we're both girls" as an excuse.

I haven't seen it myself, but I've heard from gay men that straight women will sexually harass them to such a large that bouncers at gay bars have tried to ban all women from entering.

Reminds me of Becky confessing to Joyce. One of the few things I like from Willis. I really disliked Becky thought process "I'm gay so my best friend should be too."

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>Women are horny and sexually aggressive
This meme shall die, really.

Fuck me, she's insane. I feel bad for her.

I hate Backy so goddamn much.

>Now I only go for girls I already know are gay.
that's really the best way to do things if you are just causally dating obviously. but you can't always control who you fall in love with. And if you accidentally fall in love with a straight girl, and you can't fall out of love no matter how hard you try, it can be better to confess and get rejected. Like ripping off a bandage; a lot of pain immediately, but it can be the best way to move on.

My boss is a lesbian. What to do, as a hetero male?

Some innocent joke about corrective rape shall suffice.

claim you're a black woman and change gender

your job

Wait did you mean it should die or it's never gonna die?

Bond over porn and help each other get laid by discerning the gays from the straights for each other.

>inb4 she steals your girl
Never treat your superiors as anything other than business partners.

It should die, but it will never die, because women always pretending to be horny when it's useful for them.

Most lesbians I met literally hated men and acted like they were the shit

Ive heard the same thing. Most gay men and women are respecrful of you as a straight person but bisexuals, despite claiming to be relaxed and fluid about sexuality are pretty aggressive.

As a gay supervisor who’s boss is just a bit TOO supportive of it (to the point that she got me a “this is my gay shirt” shirt) this is the correct answer that I wish was universal. I appreciate the support and gift. But I’m there to do my job and collect my paycheck

I've even seen posts about lesbos basically assuring themselves of their carpetmunchery after going all the way with a dude.

What would that be, a circleshlick?

Get a a load of this guy.

Well, her gf is from the same nationality as me; I met her recently and our relationship is cordial; maybe that will make me safe from being sacked in the future?

Oh she already has someone? You'll be fine then, man.

>dating a girl who'd swings both ways in the first place
Anyone who would spare me of such a fate would deserve a Purple Heart for taking that bullet for me. Biscum absolutely cannot be regarded as anything higher than casual fuck buddies, if they're capable of going full-lesbo they're pretty much totally unwifeable.

Funny enough, my mother had similar sentiments towards bi people.

>>/r9k/

By having sex with them.

Only correct answer. Lay the gay away friends.

How do guys deal with gays?
Exactly. Now shut down this stupid thread.

By having sex with them.

>Now shut down this stupid thread
I want tumblr to go

>thinking homosexual men and women are the same
Lel

>there are people out there that legitimately think like and sympathize with the ginger bitch.

Be each other’s wingman/wingwoman.

>Like ripping off a bandage

Why is this an expression? How violently do you people rip off bandaids? If you just nudge it slightly at first it'll come off no problem.

>"I'm flattered, but I'm just not interested, sorry."

Was that so hard? Works on ugly chicks, too.

Sleeping with them, all girls are bi after all

>steals your girl

Why steal, you can always share

If your girl sleeps with a girl it's not cheating

I've never seen four girls beating the fuck out of a dyke behind the royal farms

Everyone is bi, to an extent. Not quite gay enough to want to fuck a dude though. But maybe a trap if I was drunk enough.

>If your girl sleeps with a girl it's not cheating
That's cuckold talk, buddy. Only multimillionaire rappers can get away with that kind of behavior because they usually drop cash money for it.

I don't subscribe to that theory, tbqh. Personally I've never felt anything sexual towards any man in any sense and couldn't fathom doing so on any level. Maybe *most* people are bi but I would never say all.

Sad Lesbians are best lesbians.

It'd be cuckoldry if it were a man. It's about masculinity and femininity and the more primal side of love/lust/what-have-you.

A man sleeping with your girl would be an act of dominance, an intrusion on your territory and thievery of what's yours. A woman sleeping with your girl lacks the dominance factor; it's not like she's gonna knock your chick up. It's almost equivalent to your girl using a sex toy; I'd only be annoyed if I'm not there to share the action.

That's horseshit. If my partner slept with anyone behind my back that'd be a complete betrayal of trust. The gender is irrelevant.

By weakly resisting but secretly enjoying the feeling of being dominated.

>Can't be said for bisexual girls, who, in my experience, are borderline rapists
I can attest to this. I'm a straight man myself but I had two female friends that were practically groped by women in two different conventions.

>How do guys deal with gays?
Brutally mock them with my butch lesbian friends?

If that's how you feel than sure, and if your relationship is based on the precept of not sleeping with anybody else regardless of their sex, than more power to you.

I simply see the potential of my girl fooling around with another gal to be an ultimately impotent, slightly amusing act. It might even come from a somewhat "sexist" mindset, not seeing women as capable of domination, and thus unable to "claim" somebody they sleep with, so I wouldn't feel wronged.

Dress him up like a girl and...

What if she left you for said other woman?

>straight girls groped by bisexual women
Hot. Unless they were ugly, in which case eww.

Frankly, I think your outlook is pretty immature, and disrespectful to your partner. You speak as if they have no agency. You're also conflating dynamics in the bedroom with dynamics in a relationship, when the two aren't necessarily linked at all.

That'd be a different story, of course.

In the former case, I'm still getting what I want from my girl. If she likes or even loves some chick in addition, what problem is that of mine? She's going to "love" other people than me, in a sense, even if she's not sleeping with them: her parents, her friends, her fucking pets even. No sense in getting jealous or angry as long as it doesn't mean you're slighted. And hell, if my girl likes somebody I'd probably like them too, so might as well make it a menage a trois.

In your case, it would indeed be a theft and a slight against me. I would probably view it with all the more anger in considering it pointless; love's an abstract concept, not a limited fucking resource, so why predate it?

>hot
Don't do this, only villains do this

Years ago in college I met someone who confused being promiscuous with being a lesbian.
>had bisexual whore of a boyfriend
>who lived less than an hour away from the college
>still managed to fuck another guy a week after seeing him last
>the week after that, comes out as a lesbian
>claims she always hated dicks
I don't know where she is now but goddamn was that funny.

Get off your high horse. He's just saying he wouldn't mind if his gf fucked around with other women because he doesn't see it as cheating. As long as they both consent to this, what's the fucking problem?

You can live your life according to whatever standards you want. I stand by my statement all the same.

historically we'd
>fuck them in the ass, no homo
>kill them brutally
>make them dress up as a girl and fuck them in the ass, no homo

We kill gay men and then drug our lesbian friends and fuck them

Damn it, I thought this was going to be a lesbian thread. You fuckers and your damn need to talk about yourself all the time.

>High School
>Gay friends keeps touching my leg and tried to touch my junk once
>Sometimes feel ass taps
>"Can I just touch it"
>"Please?"

I just kept telling him no, but this eventually kinda grew into one of those routine shits and giggles type thing where I swear he'd do it just to fuck with me. Kinda funny since shit would go from legitimate school work in a professional way to some incredibly gay shit moments later.

I am almost shell-shocked how utterly alien for me all these relationship notions which are being discussed here. Looks like Sup Forums isn't a part of my comfort zone anymore.

Cuck spotted

Of course not, they beat them with words.

Less immature than intentionally unorthodox, I'd say. Not sure how the rest follows. The concept of cuckoldry, and its derision, is itself based on fairly primal, almost-purely sexual concepts, including dominant masculinity and submissive femininity, wherein a girl "belongs" to her man.

When another man sleeps with her, there's a factor of domination, "horning in" (so to speak) on her man's territory and taking what's his; hence why a man is mocked for cuckoldry, as he's willingly allowing what is "his" to be taken and used by another man, which in turn makes *him* submissive.

With two women, there's simply no domination factor; your "belongings" aren't being stolen. The primal fear or indignation caused by a threat to the passing of ones genes isn't there; it's not like this other girl's gonna knock yours up. She might as well be masturbating.

This is all simplified, of course. Emotionally, the twists and turns and complications of any relationship will apply and it becomes more dynamic.

That was before Becky became the Becky.

It probably more like "If people condition themselves to be bisexual, they will be"

The same way as you deal with guys trying to get too friendly or "accidentally" brush up against you or testing the waters with lewd jokes or whatever.

If you're into it, you flirt back, if not, it's shifting away from the contact and if that fails
>uh sorry I'm not into girls you have the wrong impression

Two grown adults can consent to eating each other's shit as a form of love but that don't mean they won't have stank mouths.

Yeah, I'm a straight girl and have seen some other straight girls flirt very aggressively with guys they find hot. I think it's partly a result of all that "it's so easy to pick up men when you're a girl, all men are always into sex with practically any woman who's not a hideous hambeast of the swamps, just tell them you like them and want to fuck and that's it" talk, partly them being drunk and horny, and some part of it is entitlement. So they'll get handsy and straightforward, and if they're drunk it probably doesn't occur to them that gay men just aren't interested.

I've been hit on by lesbians too, and usually they're kind of ready to be rejected and take it well. Though there are exceptions.

Story?

>love's an abstract concept, not a limited fucking resource, so why predate it
Until a penis enters the equation, according to you. That shows how wishy-washy and stupid your mindset is. "Lol love is complex, my girl can experience things, look how enlightened I am, EXCEPT SHE CANNOT LOVE ANOTHER MAN" If love were such a complex thing, why throw up and arbitrary exception that flies in the face of your general policy?

You know the rules.

story on what?
>inb4 nice blog, go to /soc/

Those days are over. When was the last time that worked for you

>love towards your parents/pets/friends is the same as love towards someone you stick your dick in

I'm gay and I would never confess to somebody unless I knew they were gay too

Those girls were courageous for even trying

Reminds me at a convention some guy followed my group of friends for an hour before he confessed that he liked me

I turned him down since I'm straight and told him that took guts to confess and they're plenty of other chance with other guys out there so don't feel bad

I guess there being no danger of getting a penis rammed up your butt helps as well.

You're so far up your own ass dude. Don't pretend like you have some deep, profound understanding of love when all you care about is preserving your precious ego. Fuck right off.

>my significant other loves her family anyway so if they also love another lover on the side I just have to accept it, same thing, as long as they don't breed with the other person it's all good

What the fuck? How cucked or poly-brainwashed do you have to be to not be able to tell the difference between familial and romantic love?

>The concept of cuckoldry, and its derision, is itself based on fairly primal, almost-purely sexual concepts
Nah, dude. Jealousy is a primal and very strong sentiment, it's not an artificial concept born from the need to control whether or not the heir inheriting everything you own is actually your flesh and blood, like condemning all extramarital sex.

It's natural to want that your partner, mate, spouse, whatever you want to call it is faithful and loyal and doesn't fuck around. It's a strong visceral, primal reaction. Sure you can condition yourself to think that you should be fine with free love because blah blah philosophical concepts about how we can't own other people blah blah patriarchal concepts, but I still think that being perfectly fine with the person you're romantically in love with being emotionally attached and intimate with someone else while you're not present is fucked up.

It's not a meme, it's propaganda. Wildly successful at that, until they get into a monogamous relationship that is ... at which point their minds are broken and they can never find sexual satisfaction in monogamy.

It was coined by people with hairy arms.

>It probably more like "If people condition themselves to be bisexual, they will be"

True. it's funny how some people so readily declare gender a social construct, but are scared admitting the same is true for sexuality.

not that user but how does women being horny and flirting aggessively to get what they want translate to them not being happy with monogamy? You can enjoy sex with one partner, as long as they give it to you.

Instead reacting with confusion and mild embarrassment?

I think the idea comes from hairy people.
you pull that shit slowly and its going to be hell. Might as well get it over with and have it be done.

It's only my personal opinion of course, but I think women start to associate sexual fulfilment with the hunt. It destroys their ability to maintain the illusion of love and it's intimate connection to sex, especially if they marry someone they don't perceive as the peak of their previous partners. To quote Houellebecq :

"love can only blossom under certain mental conditions, rarely conjoined, and totally opposed to the freedom of morals which characterizes the modern era. Véronique had known too many discothèques, too many lovers; such a way of life impoverishes a human being, inflicting sometimes serious and always irreversible damage. Love as a kind of innocence and as a capacity for illusion, as an aptitude for epitomizing the whole of the other sex in a single loved being rarely resists a year of sexual immorality, and never two."

There is no causal evidence, but happiness in marriage decreases with number of lifetime partners for women and the number of divorces increases. Frigidity of women in marriage is also steadily climbing.

>I think women start to associate sexual fulfilment with the hunt
>the hunt
I don't know about that. Men, no doubt, and maybe some women who try to mute their psychological issues with seeking casual sex so they can feel accepted and wanted, but for the most of the women there's still not that much of a "hunt" in sex itself, because after all it's a lot easier to get casual sex from men than it is from women.

Now, I could believe that some women could get addicted into seducing someone into a relationship, that they'd love the phase where you have to win a man over and make them yours, get them to commit, and then get bored when the relationship is official and locked in and the thrill of the chase is gone. But just sex? Nah. Seeing casual sex as a conquest is more of a male thing.

continuing to clarify my point

I do think that constant casual sex with hundreds of partners may somehow damage one's ability to settle down and be content with one partner, but that's the case for men, too.
And the conversation was just over how some user couldn't accept that women might a) like sex so much they'd feel horny and b) be straightforward to the point of being aggressive flirts in order to chase what they want. I don't think that the stance of "no, women aren't all frigid, they can also enjoy and want sex and try to get it" automatically translates to "women want to have casual sex with loads of men".

You can enjoy sex and want to have lots of it but still want to do it with the one partner of your selection, was my point.

I don't think it's a black-and-white choice between "women are frigid and don't enjoy sex and only use it to control men" and "women want to fuck hundreds of men which will destroy their ability to commit to monogamy", like if you do like sex at all you supposedly must want to specifically casual sex.

So discussion about what a string of casual sex partners might do to someone is off-topic, in this sense.

"Haha dude that's fuckin gay lmao QUICK SAY NO HOMO"

I'm asserting that women are becoming both hornier (outside of a relationship) and more frigid (inside a relationship) at the same time.

Not because they are manipulative, but because propaganda has convinced them to destroy their ability to love.

>You can enjoy sex and want to have lots of it but still want to do it with the one partner of your selection, was my point.

Which is a lot easier without a long string of previous partners.

She's just helping Candace get rid of those squirrels.

Testosterone levels in women skyrocket when drunk, so it's probably mostly that

I didn't know that, that's interesting and explains a lot