New German president

The usual insanity taking place in Germany right now.

Say something dear about our new president!

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Did he actually say the thing about enrichment?

This has ever been one of his credos all over the years as well.

I am sure he said the other two things, but 99% certain he didn't say the Islam line

Dear Hans,
May I suggest that, every time a politician tries to talk about Islamic cultural enrichment, hecklers sing "Sexual Emergency" in the manner of an eighties dance funk song?

Europe was a mistake.

those teeth holy fuck. i mean i have bad teeth but this is absolutely disgusting. how can you elect such a disgusting pig? he cant take care of himself, what makes oyu think he can take care of germany

We're coming back
-Bis Bald, German-Americans

I'm English so I can't say shit. But look at that motherfuckers teeth. Sweet Jesus

cool name, mind if i steal it?

Some Italian minister said a couple days ago that Juncker's bitchiness towards Trump would only cause Americans to close ranks around him. I see Steinmeier didn't get that memo.

Go for it. Left the name on by accident.

Do Germans know they are leeches in NATO?

thanks friend

Get your raving mentalcases under control Germans

With Trump getting along with Russia, China, Israel and Assad, if the british uncuck themselves and proceed with Brexit, that attitude towards him is really gonna bite those eurocucks in the ass. Germany is beyond saving, unfortunately.

Also, those teeth man, faggot looks like a blue whale

I'll have to come up with a new one.

Stop namefagging.

Look at his fucking teeth.

It's probaly some faggot with a clear agenda taking some "liberties" with the translation.

You're talking about the country that gave rise to literally Hitler. They'll pull through once everyone stops guilting them about it.

Yes - those that don't hate NATO usually are smug about it.

If he really said that those who voted Trump are a disgrace to a democracy, then he is a horrid man. What insolence and hypocrisy.

>looks like a jew
>cultural enrichment as an euphemism for new year rape
>democracy is only fine as long as they vote for someone I like
Oh the tolerant left you so crazy.

So how's that NATO going for you Hans? Insulting the man who leads the country that literally defends you is not a good idea.

Those fucking teeth tho.

And people thought Brits had it bad.

I would love to think this is bait but knowing Germany its probably true

''Trump has no clue about the Cultural enrichment Islam offers'' My fucking sides

Pretty funny to see that Western Europe is slowly making its first steps into a vitriolic social conflict that is taking place in Poland. Sometimes people say that Poland is the shithole of Europe, a periphery. In many instances that is very accurate, but not entirely, because Poland is in a state of a harsh culture war that is only beginning to wake up in Western Europe. Gonna be fun to watch how the western european establishment that schools Poland on how to be a proper democracy is going to deal with the rise of FN, AfD, UKIP, Trump etc. If you want to know what is your future, you can read up about the polish conflict

We need to meme the AFD into Germany, This bafoon is a disgrace to Germany.

>This bafoon is a disgrace to Germany.
No. Germany is a disgrace to Germany. Regardless of that bafoon.

Fucking hell, Greece. That's admirable, but surely there are other priorities right now?

Not if you border Turkey and don't want to find a kebab skewer in your back.

2% of nothing is still nothing.

In other news, CDU politicians have revealed that Merkel is running for chancellor again and will announce this soon

They are the border vanguard of Europa

Yes, but for some reason other countries get nervous when we increase our military budget..

Well, she isn´t getting my vote.

I don`t think that we will hear anything official before the CDU conference in December.

>no clue about cultural enrichment Islam offers
This have to be a joke, seriously stop it

Fake as fuck.
Nice IP.

>voting is anti-democracy

4 MORE YEAR HANS

Muslims have nothing more to offer us than liquor stores and public beheadings.

>"Nationalism is literally Hitler" said increasingly nervous globalist tyrant surrounded by citizenry who are realizing the European Union considers them slaves, not citizens

...

Who cares about the Bundespräsident.

Watch the NRW elections in 2017, if SPD looses many voters to AfD we will have a glorious Bundestagswahl.

I can't wait for the AfD to block every single reaistic government coalition in 2017.

(((Their))) system is crumbling.

>16 fucking years under Merkel reign

Did we return to being a monarchy or something?

A 4th term, 16 years. May God protect us from Ferkel

Steinmeier said that some days before juncker.

Next time limit that shit, unlimited election is a cancer.

Well, we are paying the price. On the bright side, the surgery will be performed soon.

SOON

>Afd blocking spd-linke-greens coalition

Yeah, no.
Have fun come 2017 when leftists have at least 4 years to destroy everything because you voted AFD ;^)

Term limits are cancer. I don't want politicans only doing safe shit for a whole year in order to be reelected while doing what they want in the second term because it`s over for them anyway.

is it possible that these people are psychopaths? I dont think they really believe in any of it, but it sells. For average joe its hard being labeled as racist, being shunned in the workplace or school. You can go as far left as you wish with your policies and in today's world, there are no effective counters. I cant understand how do you become so radicalized in leftism

Why does Germany want to ruin relations with the states? Surely they remember what happened when germoney was the enemy

you know what isn't fake as fuck, though
youtube.com/watch?v=-O8EQFbqu-8

>soon
>implying putting a crying child on tv isn't all that's needed to make you god damn fags vote for Merkel again, and over again...
You guys will never learn, will you?

>cultural enrichment
>Islam

choose one

Just don't vote for her lmao

But really, the fucking media are the first to go. It's more like some communist hell-hole where the population is brainwashed into worshipping the Great Leader.

>people who voted are a disgrace to democracy

what has happened to reality?

>Why does Germany want to ruin relations with the states?
Those precious (((relations))) have been ruined with the election of Trump. Does the term "Atlantik-Brücke" tell you something?

You guys need to rise up and learn they made deals for the Muslims to take over crime family's so they get a cut

(((Steinmeier)))

He can go to hell.

He has rotten teeth from sucking rotten nigger dick. What a cucked faggot. What the fuck is wrong with the untermesch of Germany?

just give them only 1 term then

germany is another one of those shitholes losely held up by their strong economy. all it would take is one major financial crisis and their shitskin population would start a civil war that would make the weimar hyperinflation look like a joke.

>Germany starts WWIII

Kek I can't wait. My family hails from Prussia but Germany is dead nowadays, needs to be cleansed by hellfire.

If America can't do it then nobody can

...

Morron.

You really want us to start yet another war, because of an financial crisis, do you?

A newspaper in Germany asked wether Steinmeier would apologize for the line about Trump being a hatemonger after he won the election. Steinmeier got nervous and evaded the question.

On another note. With Steinmeier out of the equation Siegmar Gabriel will 100% be the candidate for the SPD. It will be fun to see a party who had the most votes not even 16 years ago fall under 20%. On another note it won't be as fun to see Merkel inevitably becoming the chancellor once again. Though it could get funny if there are one or to MAJOR terrorist attacks and both parties together fall under 50% in their ratings. Jihadis should attack a german university. That's where it's going to hurt.

It's not the Germans per se, it is because he is a democratsocialist cuck with unwarranted self importance. "Saying mean things is, like, really really bad!!!!"
Also every politician here was expecting hrc to be voted in by a landslide margin, because they are smug dumbos, who like every politician nowadays lost the connection to everyday life. They probably had the telephones already in hand and hrc digits predialed to congratulate.

AND they never learn. Trumps victory is like the 5th btfo for the established politicians here in Germany this year, and they never learn.

Also pretty funny of him to say such things, because about putin he always finds some nice words to say. So I really don't get his problem with trump.

btu we aren't a democracy
democracy is evil
51% can vote to kill 49%
capitalism and individual rights and free trade is good
Germany owes usa trillions in defense costs
fuck this old crony

Fuck bridges. Build walls.

Christ. His bottom teeth look like bullets.

>Trump has no clue about the cultural enrichment Islam offers
I don't believe this.

Geeez, you are right, haven't thought about that, they have no alternative to the fat man. Maybe Nahles but she is even worse. Or Ralle Stegner, lel.
SPD is fuba.

Because Putin is a sensible man, unlike Trump.

jej

And what does he intend to do about it? War? Oh, please, say something to this faggot before he gets you all killed.

>because about putin he always finds some nice words to say.
>crawling into Erdogan's ass
>Trump is a big fat meany!!!!!

jej

A childless monarch running a guilt ridden nation to the ground.

Like something out of a fairytale where a hero comes in and saves the day.

Shame that life isn't a fairytale, and you can only have a guy like Trump once every 1,000 or so years

For the solcialdemocrats it's only democratic if you vote the "right" party (so the left)

Otherwise they always say "democracy is on the brink of failure!"
"The AFD having one democratic elections is a deathblow to democracy!!!"

>Ralle Stegner
Kek, that would be great. When this incompetent clown gets it on, SPD would fall under 10%, lmao.

Is it really that hard to assassinate Merkel? For some reason European politicians seem very approachable, stupidly so.

Also funny how AfD were the only party to suggest independent election observers to make sure elections are fair and there is no voter fraud. ALL parties refused that proposal and at the same time called AfD "undemocratic".

I just remembered that Martin Schulz' name is floated around to be the SPD's candidate

Don't know how to feel about that

>Germany spend more money on NATO defesnse!!!!
>do it
>OI VEY GERMONEY MILITARIZING KILL THEM ALL FELLOW ALLIES

>voting trump is a disgrace for democracy
REEEE

How is German's president elected then?

>Say something dear about our new president!
President of Germany fits their nation really well

To be fair it is every citizen's right to be an observer in his district.

You just have to walz in and say: Good Morning, i am here to observe for the day. (§ 31 BWahlG)
They can't say shit.

Do you have any idea what we are allowed to spend out millitary budget on?

Let me tell you: Not much. We still have to ask the fucking ask to aquire new tanks or even update our outdated equipment. Anything of the sorts of a fleet/nukes are completely out of the question.

Do you really think our money hungry government didn't consider getting some of that sweet millitary economy?

The communist cuck should stay in Brussels. But it would greatly benefit AFD because he's one of those socialist euro elites and a perfect target of the 'establishment'. It would also mean that the SPD would get an ultra-left wing programm for the election right after the Greens decided to go with a hardcore left programm. So the answer of those two parties to the general rise of the right wing in Europe would be more socialism. Fucking kek.

>SPD-Grüne-Linke
Never going to happen. They are still at like 42-44% in the polls and the Greens usually underperform their polling. What is going to happen is SPD+CDU either getting at least 47% of the vote together or they get the Grüne with them and form a three way coaliation.

Sorry to say that but you are totally wrong except for the nukes part.

Of course the Swedish faggot had to say something bad about Trump.

On a scale of hand grenade to JDAM how much freedom should the U.S.A bring to germany?