Hi \pol\, Argentinian Federal Intelligence Agency here. I just wanted to tell you we have been watching what you've done (electing Trump, bringing Clinton's pedophile network to light, bringing Soros to light, Brexit, etc) and my superiors are very impressed with your powers so they told me to come here and ask you if you are interested in joining our agency as foreign assets.
So basically we would just need a meme you did, your names, and a social security number/credit card info, so we can check everything is in order and you can start working as a secret spy for us.
Payment is 120k a year for starters, i myself make 900k a year with no high-school diploma, and im just like 2 levels above what you would start as (Operational Front).
That looks like a good one, i think we could work on destabilizing Chile with that one, i really look forward to working with you user.
By the way what are your thoughts on Malvinas?
Angel Martinez
I don't make memes but I definitely have a ton of skills that you would want, I'm one of the posters here that's highly, highly skilled at spreading censored information. However your offer looks like a scam. Could you show that it's not?
Caleb Ross
I'm an experienced poster here and I have extremely, extremely high level skills that can help spread censored information. However your offer looks like a scam. Can you show us it's not?
Juan Jones
Jokes on you, OP, an Argentinian NSA equivalent posted here a few years ago
Austin Lee
Hey I'm your long lost brother! Send me 500€ so I can pay my bank to send you 100.000€!
Brandon Nelson
>argentina >intelligence
Christian Mitchell
>Federal Intelligence please don't be this retarded
Asher Diaz
>Argentinian Intelligence
Matthew Gray
Hi Sup Forums, Chilean Intelligence here. I just wanted to tell you we have been watching what you've done (electing Trump, bringing Clinton's pedophile network to light, bringing Soros to light, Brexit, etc) and my superiors are very impressed with your powers so they told me to come here and ask you if you are interested in joining our agency as foreign assets.
So basically we would just need a meme you did, your names, and a social security number/credit card info, so we can check everything is in order and you can start working as a secret spy for us.
Payment is 120 empanadas a year for starters, i myself make 150 a year with no high-school diploma, and im just like 2 levels above what you would start as (Operational Front).
Aaron Ward
>Argentinian >Intelligence
does not compute
Tyler Allen
we used to have a pretty good one, Batallio 601, we almost sunk a british ship in gibraltar, not to mention it was better at hunting down commies than any american one
Brayden Scott
I did the Trump meme that was me my SSN is 123456789 and my name is FoR Chan
Luke Moore
>uruguayan Province N 25
Cooper Cruz
Wait let me try it >argentina >intelligence
Dylan Young
Ok. I will apply. You can call me Brann the Death Witness.
Camden Moore
No memes will stop the Falklands from being British.
John Robinson
Nigerian prince here. My evil brother stole my kingdom, please send money so i can take it back
Hudson Ramirez
>Argentinian Federal Intelligence Agency Ooga booga bix nood muhfugga muh dick shiiiit
David Sullivan
>120k a year for starters no thanks lad I already make 400k as a chef at wendies, 10inch dick btw
Kayden Cox
>60%
Cameron Wilson
>social security numbers >credit card numbers Here's a meme for you
Nicholas Martinez
It's British clay m8 we've been over this.
Michael Flores
Send me a text with instructions then smart guy
Lincoln Brooks
you wish, you wish
Camden Carter
So what, you ride llamas, go around and arrest people?
Brody Barnes
>Argentinian >intelligence something seems fishy here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
here's a free piece of information though: The British are never going to give you the Falkland Islands. Ever. True story, got it from an inside source.
Jose Moore
Sorry OP but if you try and enter a legitimate name and social security number Sup Forums automatically censors it
Franklin **** ***-**-****
Carter Harris
That show was good, at least.
Aiden Howard
Was actually tempted to correct the skin colour in paint.
Gabriel Davis
>it was better at hunting down commies than any american one
Ours doesn't actually serve our country, is kind of the problem.
Brandon Jenkins
Thats actually how i got my job, i am actually from Malvinas me-self, i help in conducting deep memetic operations in UK politics
We are positive we would've made it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your fucking Farage frogs
Parker Roberts
Wow! Christmas is coming early this year!
Benjamin Lopez
We conduct covert fringe operations in order to further the political and territorial interests of Argentina through the globe.
You can ride llamas if you think it may help your work, we have a very open-minded approach to workspace etiquette.
Juan Howard
WE NEED TO STOP THE JEWS, ARGIEBRO. THEY WILL TAKE THE SOUTH AND THAT MEANS WE BECOMING PALESTINE 2.0 STOP WITH THE SHITPOSTING AND BETTER START REDPILLING PEOPLE HERE SO THEY CAN LEND US THEIR MEME MAGIC TO FIGHT THE EVIL PEOPLE OF MOLOCH.
Oliver Hernandez
>argentina >white wew e w
Kayden Ward
>destabilizing Chile why tho
Joshua Barnes
>destabilizing Chile Last time your tried that it didn't end up that well for you. I have the UK in speed dial if you want to try your luck, m8.
Blake Lopez
Neither does ours now, i meant back in the 60s and 70s
Hudson Anderson
A FUCKING LEAF
Alexander Scott
meh, we could just put that target on the bottom of the pile if you want, we could destabilize Bolivia, how does that sound cordillera-bros?
Michael Myers
SANTA CRUZ DE LA TIERRA COMING HOME
Gabriel Murphy
Im actually interested in the slight chance you're serious since im pretty much a nihilist.
Kik: cacecico
Otherwise just post some funny shit to amuse me
Brandon Morales
What about that pest problem we have in the south. What if we destabilize them instead?
Carter Baker
I retweeted a rare pepe Barron Trump 123 45 6789
Sebastian Rodriguez
fucking sperg
Ryder Cruz
fake as fuck But since Argentina is very close I'll bait, tell me more about this.
Jose Collins
Hi Sup Forums, American Intelligence here. We don't know how you pulled off your white male coup. We would like to pay for your services at some other time, after we recover from our poor economy that we tried to prevent you from creating.
Carter Price
Nothing to lose, tiny chance of something happening, i dont get the problem.
ya cunt
Eli Gonzalez
oh shit franklin
Jason Rodriguez
I used to fuck one of your women regularly, chile. it was a good time. nice time.
Ethan Carter
This sounds like a way better offer than what that Nigerian prince was offering.
Jack Martinez
>and a social security number >everyone on Sup Forums is american
nice proxy though
Alexander Evans
OP said he made 900k a year with no high-school diploma.
Henry Davis
Somehow I don't think this is going to work.
Isaiah Jenkins
>mfw jews are behind mapuches wanting to create their own state
Caleb Bennett
hes talking in argentine pesos which is what like, 20 grand in real nigga money?
Josiah Wood
According to my official databases, we made that up years ago to scare the shit out of Chileans so they would stop pursuing Patagonian invasion.
However it does seem like 90% of the land is owned by jews.
I know its not much, but i could be making double if i had the diploma mate, real good opportunity for all you who actually have college degrees
What are your views on Malvinas?
Lincoln Cox
Okay, I am interested, and will do it for half the price.
I am the one who made Spurdo Sparde first on reddit, my name is Jack Bellecker, and my SIN is 234789. My email is [email protected]. Please contact me with a confirmation email so I can know you've received my info.
Jace Bell
falklands are rightful british clay, and no matter ho mcuh u shitpost you're never getting around our military presence there
Henry Peterson
you're missing three digits from your SIN
>t. creator of Gondola
Juan Baker
You can't post SSN. Sup Forums blocks it. See
xxx.xx.xxxx
Cameron Ross
I actually work in Inteligence (AFI). You are obviously not an agent.
Dominic Walker
Hands off imperialist dogs, ist meine land
Sebastian Gonzalez
>Argentinian Intelligence
Ethan Nelson
Its in Swiss Francs, most stable coin in the world. Not even Soros can fuck it up.
Sorry then, i thought you said you were a nihilist. We can't accept partisan people. Sometimes we have to work on recovering Malvinas, sometimes in mantaining Falklands under UK's posession.
In fact it was us that planted the idea to invade them in Thatcher's mind so we could coup the coup. Its a pretty dynamic issue and we can't risk personal affiliations fucking up our operations.
Nathan Campbell
Look up bro, im in third floor, cubicle 4-D, im waving at you right now.
Cooper White
>PDI >not ANI
Charles Ross
If you're not LARPing, Malvinas is clearly Argentina's land
Jordan Rodriguez
We don't work with emails, to risky. Im triangulating your position right now. We will leave a drop for you in your nearest Harvey's. You have to ask for a triple cheese-burger with no cheese and no condiments. It will have an USB drive inside, so pls don't bite/bite only around it.
Aaron Thomas
Loyalty is worth more than money my friend
Great things are achieved when loyal men serve their country
I would never work against the United Kingdom's interests, you could offer me £1m per year for life and I wouldn't take it, hell you could offer me £1bn I would not take it. Why? Because I am British
Fuck off
Julian Davis
Also nice LARPing faggot
Adam Myers
any proof you're serious? any little proof?
I'm a memer with no job, your offer seems like a fucking dream, sure is fake
Nicholas Murphy
If you are asking this question you are not ready for the job, everyone in this thread worth my offer has already found the steganographic info on the OP pic or the .onion urls hidden in my second post.