I dont even

i dont even...
May god help russia nuke stockholm

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Sitting down to pee is superior in every way to standing. I see nothing wrong with this.

please let this not be true.

thats from years ago
it was rejected immediately

Jesus, this is 10 years ago sweden?

Passing a law over it is asinine.

it really isn't

>banning consoles is ok because computers are superior, let's make buying consoles illegal so as to not give anyone a choice in the matter

Nothing a volts can't cure, I assure you.

Here's my list of issues:
1) Go fuck yourself you limp dick beta

there is always some cucks who sit to piss, generally it's krauts or swedes

This HAS to be bait. Please. This is bait, right? I like to trash the Sup ForumsSwedes as much as the next guy, but I don't want to believe this.

>Sweden
>a real country
I'll admit you guys had me for a while there.

Might as well double-down and make it a law that all women must pee standing up...... gotta show the men who's running the show in little somalia

I can't even laugh at you Emil, all this shit is also coming to us eventually

Old news, also they didn't succeed.

Stop spreading shit just to aknowledge Sup Forumss view on sweden just for attention.

>My stepmom was German, lived in Sweden for like 10-15 years.

She tried the same thing at my house.

The fact that someone even tried to pass this as a law says more about Sweden than you think

How bad is it really?

I have to sit sometimes when I piss at night because I have a slightly enlarged prostate and it helps get all the pee out, otherwise I either get up in 10 minutes or sometimes pee dribbles after I'm done. Am I cuck?

>krauts
Not really.

And don't dare to compare us to Swedes ever again. Or else: Blitzkrieg you fuck.

Where my radical white men

why do you even care what they think? Sup Forumstards are usually autistic losers in real life

Only when im home. Because i know its clean at home. Everywhere else im standing

uncuck your country before you speak of Blitzkriegs ever again

You know what. It doesnt matter if it didnt pass.

The fact that this was proposed law should make you angry.

Break free of your feminist overlords, believe in kek.

>When the American has to defend the honor of the word blitzkrieg

What are they gonna do, issue an officer to stand in every bathroom?

right? americans are such failures...

just do it

>Blitzkrieg
you have no army

and everytime there is a 'sit to piss' thread there is always atleast a german who sit to piss see

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If I piss sitting down the power of my piss causes splash everywhere

Fucking leftcucks. I pray for kek to help us in 2018.

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Not if your dick is so long it dangles into the toilet water. Checkmate.

How would they know if you were pissing while standing?

what stops them from driving
why is this even a thing
please send help

I have a micropenis and when I sit my piss just shoots forward on the floor

Piss cams

verpiss dich, sitzpinklerinnen

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>Implying the 2nd most cucked party's views are in any way relevant
>Implying a 7% party w/o a place in the government has any power
Come on now

I'm glad you asked!

You see, this will also be possible by what is the natural next step in Sweden's evolution to pure insanity: government mandated male chastity belts!

"These chastity belts will ensure women no longer have to fear men raping them, as they will only open if approved by the Central Feminist Authority, remotely activated"

Naturally, only white males will have to wear one, since they're the source of all sexual aggression. Once men have to beg for permission to use their genitals, Swedish society will be that much closer to perfect.

I stp, come at me nerds

How do they propose to police this?

They had to make it illegal to buy sex to compel the poor guys to fuck feminists. Of course, selling sex is still ok, since we shoudn't be mean to women.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Sweden

>Repeat After Me
>Wieners Out!
>REEEEEEEE

I prefer sitting, I have a good sense of smell and the stench when you blast the water with piss it smells so fucking much. I may also shitpost safely and wipe ass easily if sweaty.

Only problem is dick touching on fucking midget toilets so I try to avoid it on public toilets

Sometimes I think Europe would be better off if we just let those well dressed faggots from Germany run amok and destroy everything.

>years ago
>They've only gotten worse

My God....

STOOOP HURTING YOURSELF

seriously tho when are we banning consoles. exclusives can suck a tit

Only if you're home and don't want to spend extra time cleaning user.

>When Belgium brings the bantz
Kek'd and checked, friend.

Who controls that who enforced this? hahahah

This is just ridiculous. Why the fuck should anybody give two shits about how somebody pisses? Why make such a huge stink over this?

What kind of small dick do you have dude.

it's sweden bro you know it's true,if not it will be

Mike "if you sit down to urinate your neurons I'll recalibrate" Pence

WE WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE SWEDES WILL PAY FOR IT
We still want cheap snus though.

>I can do a nr. 1 without a nr. 2
>I can't do a nr. 2 without a nr. 1

post source

Predictions on the timeline for mandatory estrogen injections for men?

I think 2038's a good number for Sweden.

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Your dad is a cuck

my dick is literally touching the part where all the turds land.

ATTENTION ALL POSTERS
>ATTENTION ALL POSTERS
ATTENTION ALL POSTERS
>ATTENTION ALL POSTERS
This is an old proposal from 2012 from the Left party, former communist party, current championholders for the most cucks-per-member in all of Svea Rike. They got cucked out of getting into the government and only has ~7% support. The proposal in question got laughed off they have struggled to regain any of the legitimacy lost after getting BTFO'd in parliament. They are fucking nutjobs and are responsible for most of the cuckery in this country despite their low support.

I only sit down to piss if I have to shit too.

Also this proposal was only proposed in a certain municipality and only regarding toilents in the county buildings. It was heavily voted down, as mentioned earlier

Real men sprinkle when they tinkle!

SPRINKLE WHEN THEY TINKLE!

I bet you wipe standing up too. Go drink Windex, you fucking faggot.

Stock... wot?

fucking hell 10/10

>legislation of bathroom habits
>universal access bathroom laws for trannies
>but you males have to sit to pee
>because we told you
>or do you want the fine?

If I were a Swedish man, I'd be surrounded by a burning City Hall and filled with bullets, three years ago.

>internalized misandry

How were they going to enforce this?

I'M JUST TAKIN' WIZ
MIND YO' OWN BIZ
WHY'S EVERYONE ALWAYS
STARIN' AT ME?

youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

This is old news from 2012. Shitpost elsewhere please.

>gendered snow plowing
>mansplaining hotline
>ban standing urination

there are no fucking brakes on the swedish femnazi train

Touché.

Ah ces z'allemands.

Kek.
Pence is so alpha.

>first political party consisting only of women and minorities, no men allowed
>2018

>"rape speech" (uninvited male-on-female verbal advances of any kind) becomes punishable offense
>2020

>mandatory estrogen injections as punishment
>2023

>muslim prime minister
>2025

Not really.

I could go to Ireland, set up a party and do the same thing to you.

This. Doesn't matter much for me anyways, being in chastity and having to wear panties and all.